Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

I have never had any sexual interest in short guys. I have had short guys as friends, but the idea of having sex with them just doesn't cross my mind. In fact, every guy I've ever 'gone all the way with' has been 6' or taller.

This^. It's not been a deliberate choice, but I've never dated anyone under 6 feet. My usual range seems to be 6'2" to 6'7".


I also prefer…not a lot of adipose tissue, and bodies with reasonably maintained muscle. More often than not, I'm attracted to fair men.

DON'T JUDGE ME

I have a type.

 

[Apisto42]

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[Endless_Night]

I feel like I'm being judged.

You know, for some reason.

Does is lower my superficial quotient any that neither of my e-six experiences fit that criteria?


(Somebody say Yes. I'm feeling shallow. )

 

[Apisto42]

Just fucking with you.

I totally have a type in person, though my eboning experiences do not follow suite either.

Besides, this was my first time getting to use that gif, so thanks for being a foil.

 

[Endless_Night]

Just fucking with you.

I totally have a type in person, though my eboning experiences do not follow suite either.

Phew!

*wipes brow*

 

[Apisto42]

Phew!

*wipes brow*

I’ll just preface this by saying all you womens are hot as fuck and I’d be lucky as hell to get to dip my wick in your molten wax, but my cock notices short, blond, small breasted women with curvy hips first if there’s an assortment on display.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ll just preface this by saying all you womens are hot as fuck and I’d be lucky as hell to get to dip my wick in your molten wax, but my cock notices short, blond, small breasted women with curvy hips first if there’s an assortment on display.

*fist bump*

I mean, that's not me, but hallelujah on having a type.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This^. It's not been a deliberate choice, but I've never dated anyone under 6 feet. My usual range seems to be 6'2" to 6'7".

Same.
Every guy I dated before I got married was tall. But I've been actively stretching my horizons and the neck muscles of a few dudes who aren't used to looking up.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I don’t have any issue with shorter men. I’m super short. I am attracted to strong men, intellectually and physically; height doesn’t matter to me.

 

[Endless_Night]

Same.
Every guy I dated before I got married was tall. But I've been actively stretching my horizons and the neck muscles of a few dudes who aren't used to looking up.

It's odd, too. I'm only 5'7" (and a half! ), so not even that tall myself.

 

[Apisto42]

It's odd, too. I'm only 5'7" (and a half! ), so not even that tall myself.

I’d hit that.

Give me a sec to find a one inch heel.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’d hit that.

Give me a sec to find a one inch heel.

Omg.

I. Am. Dying.

DYING

 

[Trekka]

Aussie wins the internet tonight, folks!
As I literally stare at not one, but two, cans of PAM on my counter top.
Who’s feelin white trashy?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How many nipples do you own again??

 

[Trekka]

I dunno… Ask @SMNaughtywife.

 

[Apisto42]

Aussie wins the internet tonight, folks!
As I literally stare at not one, but two, cans of PAM on my counter top.
Who’s feelin white trashy?

If one is baking PAM does it still count as trashy? Cause then I’m right there with you.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Question for cock owners:

What way is you preferred way to cum? Oral? Manually? Vaginal Sex? Masturbation? With your own hand? With a toy?

 

[Endless_Night]

*waits*

 

[ihflrm]

For me it is oral since only two women have made me cum that way. Vaginally is my second choice.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I don’t have any issue with shorter men. I’m super short. I am attracted to strong men, intellectually and physically; height doesn’t matter to me.

haha this is sort of me too. I've never found a legal adult male that was shorter than I am. So, I have never had to worry about this. Most of my life I only wanted super tall men. My Dad was 6'3. So, to me. That was what was normal. I loved the reactions we got when we went out in public. "Wow. She's your daughter? What happened to her height" It always made me laugh. I married 6'2 and now that I have that. I never realized how much height difference can come into play. Shower sex is almost impossible. 69 can be weirdly awkward. Slow dancing. Forget it. We look stupid. Both my kids are taller than me and I have discovered that I love hugging my son. I don't have to get on a stool to do it. He doesn't have to bend down and break his neck. I can dance with him (or close to his height)
I realized that the physical strength mattered more to me than height.
Type. I guess on some level I have one. But it has changed a lot over the years. Early high school/20's and I'd have sworn I'd have married a cowboy. (I grew up in the horse world) So back then. I only cared that he looked good in jeans, and I preferred dark hair. I still prefer dark hair.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Question for cock owners:

What way is you preferred way to cum? Oral? Manually? Vaginal Sex? Masturbation? With your own hand? With a toy?

Depends on if I am alone or with someone. Alone. I love my toys. With someone. Preferably with less mess (I care more about this than any guy I know.) Can count on 1 hand how many times I've had an orgasm from oral.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is a tough one. It’s like saying how do you like your ice cream, with hot fudge, syrup or cool whip?
The answer is yes.
I prefer all ways of cumming. I haven’t really used toys, so I’m not sure on that one, but cumming is the goal and variety is the path for me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The proverbial frightened turtle

https://c.tenor.com/1hjPsqUPCmAAAAAM/turtle.gif

I was thinking about the old axiom of “taking a cold shower” In order to cool off and become less horny.

I don’t believe this is a thing, I’ve had cold showers and it didn’t seem to make me less horny. I’ve been caught in plenty of downpours and soaked to the boner and, as cold as it is, I usually get hard—something about wet clothes gives me a boner.

I have also read/heard of the amazing benefits of taking a cold shower to liven up your morning, getting more energy out of it than drinking coffee, helps your immune system, fights depression, you name it.
According to current science (people making shit up) a cold shower is the magic bullet miracle cure we’ve all been looking for.

As a man of science and penis, I’ve decided to put this to the test. I will be taking a cold shower for the next week or so and reporting back on my findings. I’m curious to see if my horniness depletes, and my overall life improves.

This morning I took my normal shower, but when finished I slowly cranked the warm water off and stood under the frigid water until I started breathing harder—then I stopped. I still clubbed up thinking about my dick’s reaction, so no dice on that one and I’m still horny now.

The only thing I noticed was that my skin was itchy when I dried off (not penis skin, the rest of it). I assume this is from my pores opening under warm water, closing under cold water and then opening again in the warm air?

So let’s do some Scienceotica and see what effects cold showers have on the human body!

Do you shower cold?
Has it changed anything in your life or horniness?
Do cold showers have a libidinous effect on women?
Is it more difficult to achieve erection under cold water?

Anyone interested in joining me in a nice cold shower experiment?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Day Two:

No change. Still hard. Still .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Day Two:

No change. Still hard. Still .

Did you sleep in the freezer?