Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Enny likes ‘em smooth—good to know!

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny likes ‘em smooth—good to know!

Omg. Shuddup.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Other than Ken not having a dick. If he spent any real time with clothes on. You might have noticed him being feminine. But if they were naked like mine. He looked pretty good to me. I did grow up and prefer my men to have penises though. But maybe that's why I'm Bi?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Other than Ken not having a dick. If he spent any real time with clothes on. You might have noticed him being feminine. But if they were naked like mine. He looked pretty good to me. I did grow up and prefer my men to have penises though. But maybe that's why I'm Bi?

I hadn’t considered Nudist Ken.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Don’t forget to brush your dick.

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Penis health is a thing. We guys are notorious for not taking our health seriously. I’m guilty of this too. My arm hurt for about a year before I wondered what was wrong with it, I decided ignoring it was the best solution and, sure enough, eventually it stopped hurting—problem solved.

I realize this was stupid and if it were anyone else I would have told them to go to the doctor and have it checked, but since it’s me I just assumed I’m invincible.

Prostate cancer runs rampant in my family and I’ll have to have a finger in my butt at some point for serious reasons and not just the comedy of it all. This is something that we should address as a society (guys not worrying about health), but I think we need to approach it from a different angle.

Those commercials about feeling “weirdness in your legs? Ask your doctor if Limbotocin is right for you” don’t work on guys (generally speaking). You can’t really scare us into seeing a doctor (unless something is REALLY wrong). I think the health profession should approach dick health, and guy health in general, as more of a fun thing. Incentivize it.

Maybe a Buttmobile, where very attractive, but medically trained women, park in the parking lot at work and finger our buttholes while making comments about us not getting too hard and then giving us a sticker to wear the rest of the day that says “I got fingered at work and liked it”.

You know, something super childish.

More of us would probably go for that than scheduling a normal visit with some douchebag doctor who we have no respect for telling us what numbers the almighty AMA told him to tell us to worry about.

What do you think is a good way to get guys to care more about our health?
Do you (or your male SO) get dick checked regularly?
Can anyone figure out if masturbation is good for the prostate or bad for it? I’ve read both (I’ve also determined I’d rather die from too much jerking off than not enough jerking off).
Do you think the lack of demystifying the dick has led most guys to not wanting to talk about or think about their own body health? Or is it a macho thing?

Retro Cock Talk. Reposting due to a lack of interest the first time.

 

[SassySheDevil]

The husband says "Maybe a Cattle prod to get me to move and just do it. A big one. With rubber tip"

He's horrible about taking care of himself. I'm lucky if he goes once a year. *any clue how much monthly costs we pay and he never goes!! *

So aside from me just calling and setting up his appointments and telling him "This is when you are going to the Doctor" He will find every excuse in the book to 'forget'

And his Dad had Colon Cancer. Even that hasn't scared him enough to go in regularly.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The husband says "Maybe a Cattle prod to get me to move and just do it. A big one. With rubber tip"

He's horrible about taking care of himself. I'm lucky if he goes once a year. *any clue how much monthly costs we pay and he never goes!! *

So aside from me just calling and setting up his appointments and telling him "This is when you are going to the Doctor" He will find every excuse in the book to 'forget'

And his Dad had Colon Cancer. Even that hasn't scared him enough to go in regularly.

I totally get this and I’m the same way. I just assume I have regenerative powers and so far, to my knowledge, I have. But luck runs out and sometimes it’s too late.
On the other hand, the whole healthcare system is corrupt of full of lying douchebags, which makes it hard to trust their judgement a lot of times.

I think this is a male / female thing. In my experience, women seem to trust doctors more than men. But, we also need women like you, Sassy, to love us enough to make appointments for us and guilt us into trying to survive.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I totally get this and I’m the same way. I just assume I have regenerative powers and so far, to my knowledge, I have. But luck runs out and sometimes it’s too late.
On the other hand, the whole healthcare system is corrupt of full of lying douchebags, which makes it hard to trust their judgement a lot of times.

I think this is a male / female thing. In my experience, women seem to trust doctors more than men. But, we also need women like you, Sassy, to love us enough to make appointments for us and guilt us into trying to survive.

But I also have switched Doctors if I wasn't comfortable. He won't. I'm sort of picky about my Doctors. I figure I'm paying that much money. I might as well get my moneys worth and they better care about my health. So if I feel like they don't. I'll move on.
My Cancer Diagnosis prodded him a little and reminded him that anyone (doesn't matter the age) can have something sneak up. I'm lucky I caught mine early. If the roles were reversed. As little as he goes. By the time they'd find Cancer in him. It would be advanced. I was already going for Mammograms once a year. The only reason my normal yearly one wasn't on time was Covid.

*** I think this is part of the reason that by the time most men find Cancer. It is already advanced. Cause they rarely do yearly screenings.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel uniquely qualified to answer this one.

Although I'm no longer Dr. Aussie - dick doc, I have treated my fair share of prostate cancer patients over the years.

Early detection is key. And guys  really suck at going to the doctor early enough that I don't need to have the "side effects from this treatment include impotence and incontinence" conversation. It broke my heart to watch guys in their forties wrestling with the change in lifestyle after learning they can't ever spontaneously get an erection again

 

[hotwords229_A]

. . . guys in their forties wrestling with the change in lifestyle after learning they can't ever spontaneously get an erection again

This statement alone is enough to make me want to call a Doctor and request a good fingering!

But I also have switched Doctors if I wasn't comfortable. He won't. I'm sort of picky about my Doctors. I figure I'm paying that much money. I might as well get my moneys worth and they better care about my health. So if I feel like they don't. I'll move on.
My Cancer Diagnosis prodded him a little and reminded him that anyone (doesn't matter the age) can have something sneak up. I'm lucky I caught mine early. If the roles were reversed. As little as he goes. By the time they'd find Cancer in him. It would be advanced. I was already going for Mammograms once a year. The only reason my normal yearly one wasn't on time was Covid.

*** I think this is part of the reason that by the time most men find Cancer. It is already advanced. Cause they rarely do yearly screenings.

I may be your husband!
We do need to be reminded of this and should go for yearly screenings/physicals. The whole healthcare system needs to be torn apart and rebuilt to a more preventative system than a treatment/medication jackpot for the pharmaceutical companies.
I’m jaded and I hate that our system is so corrupt and influenced. I wish doctors could just go back to being actual doctors. Maybe then I would trust them more.
Probably not.

 

[SassySheDevil]

This statement alone is enough to make me want to call a Doctor and request a good fingering!

I may be your husband!
We do need to be reminded of this and should go for yearly screenings/physicals. The whole healthcare system needs to be torn apart and rebuilt to a more preventative system than a treatment/medication jackpot for the pharmaceutical companies.
I’m jaded and I hate that our system is so corrupt and influenced. I wish doctors could just go back to being actual doctors. Maybe then I would trust them more.
Probably not.

I definitely agree with this. There are a million things that could be prevented if the system did more preventative care. Just like when I found out about my Cancer. I then had to go a bunch of genetic testing to find out if there were more people in my family that had Cancer, and what kinds they were. It was a simple blood test. Why was none of this done prior to being.. say.. 30? There are so many ways to screen for different things and they just don't do it. Why don't they just do an MRI every few years just to rule out possible Cancer.

And I agree about the Doctors. I used to have a Doctor I loved. He'd literally sit and talk to you about everything, and you knew he cared. Then the hospital bought out the clinic and they were told to limit each visit to 20 minutes or so. The quality of care just plummeted. I'm happy with my Doctor now. She doesn't rush me. But it took a few to find her.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your Man Frankenstein.

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Body parts, we all have them.
Some of those parts are very attractive, while others . . . not so much.
Understanding that people are born how they are and most physical attributes can’t be helped, we all have things that attract us and things that repel us.
What are your things?
Excessive nose hair, shortness, tallness, back fat, big nose, small dick, giant cock, back hair, lazy eye, big belly, man boobs, big feet, double chin, flat ass, bald head, scrawny legs—the male body comes in all shapes and sizes.

Which one bothers you the most?
(I know everyone is a hero and will say something like “personality is everything . . .” Yes, that’s true, but, come on, there is a limit. There is a point where you say, “Let’s just be friends”)
What physical attribute is a no go for you? (Don’t worry about offending us)
What is the body part that gets a genuine reaction from you? (good or bad)

Be shallow. Be offensive. We can take it and we want to know!

 

[BongoGal]

What physical attribute is a no go for you?

I have never had any sexual interest in short guys. I have had short guys as friends, but the idea of having sex with them just doesn't cross my mind. In fact, every guy I've ever 'gone all the way with' has been 6' or taller.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bad teeth. I just can't.

(I'm okay with shorter dudes, though )

 

[Cabooseluvr]

I feel uniquely qualified to answer this one.

Although I'm no longer Dr. Aussie - dick doc, I have treated my fair share of prostate cancer patients over the years.

Early detection is key. And guys  really suck at going to the doctor early enough that I don't need to have the "side effects from this treatment include impotence and incontinence" conversation. It broke my heart to watch guys in their forties wrestling with the change in lifestyle after learning they can't ever spontaneously get an erection again

Wait, @aussiegeekygal you are/were a urologist? If that is So, we really need to talk!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think lit is the best place to solicit medical advice

And I was Radiation Oncology, but worked primarily on prostate and cervical cancers. A few brain tumors, just to keep things spicy.

 

[Dudeqwe]

I don't think lit is the best place to solicit medical advice

And I was Radiation Oncology, but worked primarily on prostate and cervical cancers. A few brain tumors, just to keep things spicy.

I've gotta guess that there are a good number of people who's brain tumors are amazingly close to where prostate and cervical cancers lie.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've gotta guess that there are a good number of people who's brain tumors are amazingly close to where prostate and cervical cancers lie.

Maybe not cervical, but definitely prostate

 

[Apisto42]

Bad teeth. I just can't.

(I'm okay with shorter dudes, though )

I’ve got braces. Wanna bone in approximately 18 months?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bad teeth. I just can't.

(I'm okay with shorter dudes, though )

What if he has perfect teeth, but they are dentures because he is toothless?

I have never had any sexual interest in short guys. I have had short guys as friends, but the idea of having sex with them just doesn't cross my mind. In fact, every guy I've ever 'gone all the way with' has been 6' or taller.

It seems you will never experience the pleasure of receiving oral from a man who is standing up.
To each her own!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What if he has perfect teeth, but they are dentures because he is toothless?

No joke, I had someone take his teeth out on me, wrap them in a handkerchief, and then keep going.



Now, to be fair, this wasn't during sex. It was during a job interview. Mid sentence, dude just nonchalantly retrieves his teeth, wraps em and then tries to shake my hand when he's done talking.

He didn't get the job.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No joke, I had someone take his teeth out on me, wrap them in a handkerchief, and then keep going.



Now, to be fair, this wasn't during sex. It was during a job interview. Mid sentence, dude just nonchalantly retrieves his teeth, wraps em and then tries to shake my hand when he's done talking.

He didn't get the job.

It actually would have made more sense if it was during sex!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It actually would have made more sense if it was during sex!

Right!
At least then I'm expecting someone else's saliva on my body

 

[Dudeqwe]

Right!
At least then I'm expecting someone else's saliva on my body

I’m picturing those gimmick chattering teeth. He could be gumming you in one place and nibbling you elsewhere.

 

[Endless_Night]

No joke, I had someone take his teeth out on me, wrap them in a handkerchief, and then keep going.



Now, to be fair, this wasn't during sex. It was during a job interview. Mid sentence, dude just nonchalantly retrieves his teeth, wraps em and then tries to shake my hand when he's done talking.

He didn't get the job.

E.G.A.D.