Cock Talk

[Cogan]

What taboo-ish kink have you explored, thought about, or addressed this year, either literally or figuratively? What is that little scenario that gets you horny every time? You can tell us

No new explorations this year. But with kids grown now, one moved out and second with one foot out, there have been more time for me and mrs. to have loud sex were and when we want! No need to sneak into the bedroom and try to be silent. We can go back to sofa, kitchen table, armchair sort of sex, with or without whips, gags or fun toys.
But to be fair, age makes the bed very comfortable. So were ever it starts it almost always ends up in the bed.

The one thing that gets me horny every time is masturbating women.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey HW! Thanks for keeping the lights on.

Taboo-ish kinks that have crossed my radar this year:

(Ya want the flirty ditzy humorous answer?)

*googles medical kink
*googles inspection kink
*googles insertion kink
*googles doctor and patient role play
*googles findom
*googles paypig
*googles dick evaluations
*buys stiletto thigh high boots: several pairs, various colors

(Or the real answer?)

*all of the above are true, except for the boots. i’ll have to add those to my amazon wishlist.

TL/DR: been so broke, down and out, and sick this year that my beautiful mind has conflated medical scenarios and solvency with kinks.

A girl’s gotta cope somehow.

Trekka!!!!! Good for you, get that paper

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Had someone jack themselves off inside me.

Typo or something I need to learn more about?

 

[deft]

Typo or something I need to learn more about?

Erm… yes, please?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Typo or something I need to learn more about?

Not a typo

 

[deft]

Not a typo

The fucking hottest, then.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Penis is nice.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not a typo

Now I’m both fascinated and curious! I have some research to do. Then I might have questions

 

[deft]

Now I’m both fascinated and curious! I have some research to do. Then I might have questions

Seconded.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Here I am trying to figure out the best way to anonymously share a video, because there's so much sparkle to this story.... Any ideas? It's too long for imgur

 

[deft]

Here I am trying to figure out the best way to anonymously share a video, because there's so much sparkle to this story.... Any ideas? It's too long for imgur

Vlix?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vlix?

I forgot I had a vimeo

I just found the library tour I made for you

Commentary on my hole

 

[deft]

I forgot I had a vimeo

I just found the library tour I made for you

Commentary on my hole

I had to age verify to watch that. Effin’ pornblock UK innit

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had to age verify to watch that. Effin’ pornblock UK innit

If that ain't street cred, I don't know what is ...

 

[Apisto42]

I forgot I had a vimeo

I just found the library tour I made for you

Commentary on my hole

Street cred for reals.

 

[Trekka]

Trekka!!!!! Good for you, get that paper

come to mama

 

[switchitter13]

I don’t have Netflix and haven’t seen the show, but a quick search shows a guy who is super well hung and another guy checking him out.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/29/09/44808201-9736241-image-m-292_1624955632716.jpg

I can’t imagine wearing a prosthetic penis. I think it would be like wearing a toupee or wig—I would be constantly concerned that it would fall off at a bad time.

I wear a pussy cage..flat chastity cage with a pussy face..takes my 3.5 inches completely inside my body...like a real clit

 

[Endless_Night]

Whoa. Whoa.


This thread is no longer PG-13.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Whoa. Whoa.


This thread is no longer PG-13.

Dude. Did you forget where you are?

 

[Trekka]

I wear a pussy cage..flat chastity cage with a pussy face..takes my 3.5 inches completely inside my body...like a real clit

i might’ve finally found one kinkier than me…

 

[LeSabreur]

So, what's the etiquette here? If someone is looking for a guy with, like, a monster cock...is there, like, an agency or a registry or something?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Whoa. Whoa.


This thread is no longer PG-13.

Was it ever PG-13???

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whoa. Whoa.


This thread is no longer PG-13.

I question your ratings approach. It’s been a hard R from the beginning, we have even stumbled into NC-17 territory and I like to think perhaps even crossed into the X on occasion.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So, what's the etiquette here? If someone is looking for a guy with, like, a monster cock...is there, like, an agency or a registry or something?

Be more specific, are you looking for a Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, Ghidorha- the Three Headed Monster?
What type of monster are you looking for in a cock?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Be more specific, are you looking for a Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, Ghidorha- the Three Headed Monster?
What type of monster are you looking for in a cock?

The blob?