Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

So, what's the etiquette here? If someone is looking for a guy with, like, a monster cock...is there, like, an agency or a registry or something?

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[ericrodman101]

So, what's the etiquette here? If someone is looking for a guy with, like, a monster cock...is there, like, an agency or a registry or something?

Maybe you could register as a quantity surveyor.

 

[LeSabreur]

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I am much obliged to you for the clarification, having misapprehended upon initial examination the extent to which one might, without incurring the scorn or perchance wrath of those charged with overseeing social intercourse herein, pursue ribald discourse vis-à-vis the aforementioned reproductive regalia. I am in your debt, madam.

 

[Peter_Out]

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Huh. So waiting here for the talking cocks is a waste of time, then?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Huh. So waiting here for the talking cocks is a waste of time, then?

Not necessarily.

 

[LeSabreur]

Not necessarily.

OMG, this is priceless!

Though...perhaps also appropriate for the "I'm so old I remember" thread....

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not necessarily.

Rule 34

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not necessarily.

And now I have that in my YouTube history

 

[LeSabreur]

I mean, that's so highly evolved on several levels. Not only a TALKING cock, but one which gives important healthcare guidance. AND with googly eyes.

It really highlights the dearth of quality cock films these days. I mean, look at "Dick in the Box" for example...banal and childish by comparison.

 

[hotwords229_A]

And now I have that in my YouTube history

Your algorithm is about to get way sexy!

I mean, that's so highly evolved on several levels. Not only a TALKING cock, but one which gives important healthcare guidance. AND with googly eyes.

It really highlights the dearth of quality cock films these days. I mean, look at "Dick in the Box" for example...banal and childish by comparison.

Exactly. They don’t make talking cock movies like they used to.
I read that in the IMax version of this, he tells a bunch of lies which make his nose grow and then he sneezes in 3D. Movies just don’t have that level of showmanship anymore.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know what I love about lit?
It's 2026 and it still feels like the early internet in here

 

[Endless_Night]

Dude. Did you forget where you are?

Always.

Was it ever PG-13???

I got flustered and underrated!

It's generally R.

At least for me. I skedaddle if it looks like things are sliding X. Or someone warns me off entering. And I never click the links unless they've been Enny safe verified.

And sometimes not even then.

I question your ratings approach. It’s been a hard R from the beginning, we have even stumbled into NC-17 territory and I like to think perhaps even crossed into the X on occasion.

I would agree with your ratings assessment, Proprietor of This Thread.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Always.


I got flustered and underrated!

It's generally R.

At least for me. I skedaddle if it looks like things are sliding X. Or someone warns me off entering. And I never click the links unless they've been Enny safe verified.

And sometimes not even then.


I would agree with your ratings assessment, Proprietor of This Thread.

I forgot to mention my link is enny safe (and VERY funny)

 

[Endless_Night]

I forgot to mention my link is enny safe (and VERY funny)

Ah. It will not surprise you that I had not clicked.

 

[Nishan007]

This thread will replace my previous misfire:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1548350

I feel I’ve done a lot of maturing in the last 24 hours cool and now I have a better idea of what I was trying to do. I imagine most people were put off by the ridiculous title of the last thread and (hopefully) this one will attract more interest.

“Cock Talk” will be about all things cock related (and the balls for good measure).

As a Cock Carrying Member (get it?) since birth I have spent a tremendous amount of time on my own penis. Playing with it, thinking about it, thinking with it and just having a ball blasting good time.

And yet, there is still so much I don’t know about Penises in general.

So let’s talk and learn, share and laugh, and marvel at the mighty dick. Let’s face it, they are of interest to every one of us. Whether it be your own, your SO, whether it be of flesh and blood or rubber latex, heart operated or battery operated—we all enjoy Captain Creamy and the Teste Twins (to some degree or another).

I’m a bi very inexperienced person I want fun and sex

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I forgot I had a vimeo

I just found the library tour I made for you

Commentary on my hole

Hallelujah, it’s a multifaceted hole!

I’m laughing so hard at this video. He’s just enchanted with the idea.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hallelujah, it’s a multifaceted hole!

I’m laughing so hard at this video. He’s just enchanted with the idea.

Better yet, he was on his way to his final performance of Heaux Church.

I was delighted at this one

I love impressing the gays

 

[Trekka]

So, what's the etiquette here? If someone is looking for a guy with, like, a monster cock...is there, like, an agency or a registry or something?

There IS and I am so glad you asked because I am the one who runs it.
Please send application and application fee (to be paid in either red wine or dark chocolate) to my DM box.
One decent pic, good lighting, I'll handle the rest.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There IS and I am so glad you asked because I am the one who runs it.
Please send application and application fee (to be paid in either red wine or dark chocolate) to my DM box.
One decent pic, good lighting, I'll handle the rest.

Oh, I've missed you

 

[EvaLane]

Well I want a monster cock whispering sweet nothings in my ear if that’s an option. Is there a menu??

 

[jason28053]

Well I want a monster cock whispering sweet nothings in my ear if that’s an option. Is there a menu??

One with pretty pictures?

 

[daydreamer206]

Well I want a monster cock whispering sweet nothings in my ear if that’s an option. Is there a menu??

if the monster cock starts whispering, either he needs to rush to the hospital or you do

 

[aussiegeekygal]

if the monster cock starts whispering, either he needs to rush to the hospital or you do

The one I got just keeps throwing up all over the place. Messy bastard

 

[EvaLane]

The one I got just keeps throwing up all over the place. Messy bastard

Ahh, you got the weeping cock extra saucy