Cock Talk

[EvaLane]

Hand ‘em over!

Did I bring the right tools for game night?!

In your sexual adventures, what stripping game have you heard of

Heard of? Plenty now that I’ve seen Aussie's infographic!!

taken part in Lured into

Several

My favourite is when they know that I know that they know and we go along with it anyway. Like oh noooo, I totally didn’t notice your brother coughing to grab my attention so you could shift the bottle closer towards me, noooooooo

To be fair, once we got in that closet, we were both petrified and stood as far away from each other as possible. Ah, young love and angst

or even just imagined that the rest of us might be unaware of?

I’m sure we’ve all played some version of The Silent Game before, I can’t help but think it would be fun applying that to a heavy petting session. Intuition, silent communication, make sound take clothes.

Fun fun fun for me me meeeee

(invent one if you don’t already have one)

Hahahaha so we go from Sexy Silence rightttttt to Glee Trivia the duality of womannnnn, amiright???

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

rightttttt to Glee Trivia

A musical about a musical is a nightmare of mine.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Glee Trivia

If I was wearing 5 layers of clothes and you were in a bikini, I would still lose.
Except for the part where you’re in a bikini.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Amazing job! Now if I could just find people to participate

 

[Peter_Out]

I wanna play strip cricket so bad

A One Day International, or a five day Test? I'd volunteer, but these days I think I'm not even fit for a limited overs match.

*mumble*100 ball game?*mumble*

 

[Peter_Out]

Hand ‘em over!

Anything can be a stripping game. Naked Twister

Isn't Naked Twister a dead loss as a stripping game? I mean, you start out naked and then...

I did play strip Scrabble once, but I can't remember the "rules" we played by. I think we played it that whoever lost each round had to take off a garment.

 

[Taegul]

I think Strip Battleship would be dope .
"You sank my underpants!" Winner winner, chicken dinner.

BattleStrip? I might be on to something here.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think Strip Battleship would be dope .
"You sank my underpants!" Winner winner, chicken dinner.

BattleStrip? I might be on to something here.

Hmmm, you could even make the rules that each player has a special hole and if you hit that hole you can put something other than a plastic missile in a plastic boat!

Now that’s a fucking game!

 

[LeSabreur]

I would think that strip team trivia would be a hoot, but I suggest turning it on its head. It would be most fun, perhaps, for the team with the CORRECT answer to remove clothing. There's a lot of thrill in the conflicting emotions...I want to give a correct answer, but I'm nervous about peeling my clothes off...I love everyone seeing how smart I am, but I'm afraid of sitting here naked in front of them. Doesn't that sound delicious?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I would think that strip team trivia would be a hoot, but I suggest turning it on its head. It would be most fun, perhaps, for the team with the CORRECT answer to remove clothing. There's a lot of thrill in the conflicting emotions...I want to give a correct answer, but I'm nervous about peeling my clothes off...I love everyone seeing how smart I am, but I'm afraid of sitting here naked in front of them. Doesn't that sound delicious?

I like the way your brain works

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would think that strip team trivia would be a hoot, but I suggest turning it on its head. It would be most fun, perhaps, for the team with the CORRECT answer to remove clothing. There's a lot of thrill in the conflicting emotions...I want to give a correct answer, but I'm nervous about peeling my clothes off...I love everyone seeing how smart I am, but I'm afraid of sitting here naked in front of them. Doesn't that sound delicious?

I've never lost at Trivial Persuit. Not once in my life. I'm also not particularly competitive. However, my love of schadenfreude would absolutely be filled to the brim as I answered every question wrong. Who's the prime minister of Israel? Matisyahoo, of course. Shortest NBA player of all time? Larry Bird! Who was the it girl of 1928? Laura Baum

Watching this unfold would make effervescent with delight.

 

[LeSabreur]

I like the way your brain works

I've never lost at Trivial Persuit. Not once in my life. I'm also not particularly competitive. However, my love of schadenfreude would absolutely be filled to the brim as I answered every question wrong. Who's the prime minister of Israel? Matisyahoo, of course. Shortest NBA player of all time? Larry Bird! Who was the it girl of 1928? Laura Baum

Watching this unfold would make effervescent with delight.

See the amazing possibilities? Honestly, the most fun I've had at sexy gatherings has been when people are feeling playful and humor is running wild.

Say, has anyone ever proposed a Lit gathering? Wouldn't it be a hoot to get a bunch of Litsters together for a meet and greet somewhere? This would be a tremendous ice breaker, n'est-ce pas?

 

[deft]

Say, has anyone ever proposed a Lit gathering?

Pretty much every week somebody suggests it in one thread or another

 

[TomTeacher19]

I’m not able to wrap my mind around how this would work.
Or does the loser just strip completely at the end?

It was definitely "alternative rules"

Basically you grabbed a handful of tiles and if you could make a word that was an article of their clothing you got points AND they had to take it off

 

[Blade409]

So… the whole… just the tip thing.

Do any women actually let guys get away with that?

 

[EvaLane]

So… the whole… just the tip thing.

Do any women actually let guys get away with that?

It’s a slippery slope from “just the tip” to “I’ll pull out” and we all know how many of us were unplanned happy accidents lol

 

[Blade409]

So… I’ll take that as a no.

What about the whole idea of just wanting to see it.

Do you ladies really want to see our junk that bad???

(For the record all through junior year of H.S. all the way through grad school… I had women trying to see my junk, no clue why. It still puzzles me.)

 

[Blade409]

It’s a slippery slope from “just the tip” to “I’ll pull out” and we all know how many of us were unplanned happy accidents lol

Oh yeah, that “I’ll pull out shit never happens. Hell, there are porn stars that can’t control it THAT well!!!

 

[Canbe4fun]

It’s a slippery slope from “just the tip” to “I’ll pull out” and we all know how many of us were unplanned happy accidents lol

I believe “slippery” is the root of the problem…

 

[Blade409]

I believe “slippery” is the root of the problem…

Ohhhh… I see what you did there!

 

[EvaLane]

I believe “slippery” is the root of the problem…

It’s definitely not part of the solution

 

[deft]

It’s definitely not part of the solution

A slippery tip leads to all sorts of complications.

 

[Mr_bogey]

A long Winter’s nut . . .

Now that the holidays are behind us and it’s time to get back into the groove, many of us in the Northern areas must settle in for the eternal Winter. This can sometimes be a burden on the old sex drive, how do you deal with this?

Are you less sexually active in the Winter months?
Do you find sex or masturbation more difficult under all those blankets and warm clothing?
Do you/have you and your partner taken a winter vacation, gone sex skiing, snow hot tubing, or just had a good old fashioned fuck in the snowy forest when nobody was around?
Does snow make you horny?
Have you ever gone Winter camping?
When you make a snowman, do you make him anatomically correct? Flaccid or erect?
What is your most passionate story in the snow?
How do you feel about clothed sex? What is the best clothing for clothed sex?
Do you like taking snowballs to the face?

So I am not sure i have ever posted in this thread previously. When I see it on Pg 1, I do occasionally read a few pages for the entertainment value (please link to the Lurker's Confessional Thread).
Those of you that know me are aware I have no shame and am more than willing to bump a topic that's weeks old and already dead. So without further ado:

Are you less sexually active in the Winter months?

no

Do you find sex or masturbation more difficult under all those blankets and warm clothing?

no

Do you/have you and your partner taken a winter vacation, gone sex skiing, snow hot tubing, or just had a good old fashioned fuck in the snowy forest when nobody was around?

yes. I've done several adult ski trips and after a Feb wedding, honeymooned in Lake Tahoe - nuff said.

Does snow make you horny?

Not the snow itself. Snow tends to lead to things like fires, hot chocolate, playing in the snow and needing to get warm after. Snuggling becomes more necessary and body heat and friction tend to be good ways to get warm, so....

Have you ever gone Winter camping?
(Warning: rant coming)
What the actual fuck? This was the triggering question. It was in the teens here last night (Fahrenheit, not Celsius). Why the fuck would I want to sleep in an unheated piece of plastic on the hard, frozen ground? I'm an adult. I can afford a hotel room that has heat, a mattress, a toilet, a shower and is very nice to return to after being out in the cold.
I don't understand camping in the other seasons much either but winter camping is batshit crazy. Don't get me wrong, in high school, camping provided opportunities to get drunk without getting caught, to go skinny dipping and sleep with a young lady friend w/o getting caught and it was a necessary evil. The mosquito bites on my balls and ass were worth it. But once I got a job and could afford a hotel, packing a suitcase is bad enough. I dont want to pack and lug and set up all that gear. If I want to roast marshmallows over a fire, I have a firepit for that. People need to explain to me the joys of camping and hiking. #Idontgetit

I hang up and listen. Peace out.

 

[Taegul]

Hmmm, you could even make the rules that each player has a special hole and if you hit that hole you can put something other than a plastic missile in a plastic boat!

Now that’s a fucking game!

I see what you're up to. Trying to add something to MY CREATION so I have to share the profits and royalties! Never! It's all mine! I will be rich and spend my billions on booze, cars, and supermodels! It's mine, all mine!!!

Hold on a sec, I'm getting a phone call. Caller ID says it's the Hasbro Legal Department so I better take this call. BRB.....

 

[Apisto42]

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Reminds me of This comic strip.

Is it one of theirs or did you just use the same font?

And I’m all for the prisoners dilemma game. Could very easily lead to CFNM right off the bat.