Cock Map

*raises hand and smiles ever so sweetly*
I’m here to verify your cock pic and that it matches with the posted diagram above.
Arousal material may be requested at your discretion.
 
You're one of those lucky bastards. I've got a DBA thing going on. I fully believe that the B comes from me left handed and some 20 years of... well you know

From what I've seen, you're not getting any complaints. :D

*raises hand and smiles ever so sweetly*
I’m here to verify your cock pic and that it matches with the posted diagram above.
Arousal material may be requested at your discretion.

What if we're shy and already aroused? ;)
 
My hubs is a C, C/D, C. I showed him this chart and we double checked. ;)

I'm very happy to see a glove appears to be represented in that diagram. :p

From what I've seen, you're not getting any complaints. :D
I can't see why anyone would complain. It's quite lovely. :D
 
*raises hand and smiles ever so sweetly*
I’m here to verify your cock pic and that it matches with the posted diagram above.
Arousal material may be requested at your discretion.

I'm not going to be discrete about this. I want the arousal material
 
Is that supposed to be a butt or balls in 2.? Because that's some big ass balls to dick ratio. :eek:

Default. I'm a lefty too. ;) ;)

This is a great question. I'm going with butt as well seeing as how those balls would be wayyyyyyy out of proportion

I'm happy to hear that you're a lefty for three reasons
1. Perfect for reacharounds
2. If you were to stroke it facing me for another ~20 years then maybe I'd be a DCA.
3. Lefties are awesome, I had a whole book about it growing up
 
Just discussed this in depth with my woman :D. The verdict was B, B/C, C. Verification available via my thread. ;):devil:

I'm not yet sure on the B/C for question 2. Perhaps I never see it from that angle? I need to stand on a chair and look over your shoulder... :)
 
I prefer cock too :devil:

Seriously, though. 'Cock' is much sexier than 'dick'. 'Dick' is mildly comical. 'Cock' is ... not. :cool:

I always thought of it as: cock is hard and dick is flaccid. You can have a steely hard cock or a big swinging dick, but a steely hard dick and big swinging cock just don't sound right to me.

I get why you would prefer a nice cock to a floppy dick, but honestly, isn't a floppy dick kind of fun too? :D
 
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