Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

I just wanted to say that this map truly encompasses what this thread was about. Well done, hotwords

Thanks default, and thank you women of Kazakhstan.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b26209b3067101d3fc3c6ec690b988ff/tumblr_pwt7alBC1h1wyq49so1_540.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

Have we had this one? I feel it is very political incorrect!

https://www.targetmap.com/ThumbnailsReports/19491_THUMB_IPAD.jpg

 

[default24]

Have we had this one? I feel it is very political incorrect!

https://www.targetmap.com/ThumbnailsReports/19491_THUMB_IPAD.jpg

I've never seen it before, but right off the bat I'm loving the grammar.
Easiness to Sexy by Easiness to Sex. Truer words ne'er spoken nor writ

 

[Trekka]

That’s the most accurate map I’ve ever glimpsed.

Brazilian men. Fish in a barrel.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've never seen it before, but right off the bat I'm loving the grammar.
Easiness to Sexy by Easiness to Sex. Truer words ne'er spoken nor writ

And what about all the "banging"?

There, errr, seems to be a lot of it! It's even used in the no-go zones!

 

[Suz_anne]

I feel no one on Lit was a part of this study. We got some straight up U.S. and Canadian sluts up in herrrrrre.

 

[Trekka]

I feel no one on Lit was a part of this study. We got some straight up U.S. and Canadian sluts up in herrrrrre.

This map pretty accurately correlated with Trekka’s Track Record. I’m like a global weather vein of bangability.

 

[default24]

And what about all the "banging"?

There, errr, seems to be a lot of it! It's even used in the no-go zones!

I'm (almost) certain that there are some very sexually explorative people in the Middle East. Emphasis on some

I feel no one on Lit was a part of this study. We got some straight up U.S. and Canadian sluts up in herrrrrre.

But also some that are prudish. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

 

[Suz_anne]

This map pretty accurately correlated with Trekka’s Track Record. I’m like a global weather vein of bangability.

I gotta get me a Brazillian banging.

Defaulty...do you speak Portuguese by any chance?

 

[Trekka]

I gotta get me a Brazillian banging.

Defaulty...do you speak Portuguese by any chance?

The one bartender I’m thinking of... Suz: he put me on his shoulders and my head was hitting the ceiling.

*HIGH FIVES*

 

[default24]

I gotta get me a Brazillian banging.

Defaulty...do you speak Portuguese by any chance?

Hablo un poquito de Español. Es similar?

 

[Endless_Night]

This map pretty accurately correlated with Trekka’s Track Record. I’m like a global weather vein of bangability.

I like Trekka's map. It looks so…professional.

< But also some that are prudish. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

*raises hand*

*kinda guiltily*

 

[Trekka]

Hablo un poquito de Español. Es similar?

Your mouth will be filled so language differences are irrelevant. I think the real issue is: can you get us airborne, thighs wrapped around your neck, and keep us there for any length of time?

I like Trekka's map. It looks so…professional.

Thank you! I spent tens of minutes on it.

 

[default24]

Your mouth will be filled so language differences are irrelevant. I think the real issue is: can you get us airborne, thighs wrapped around your neck, and keep us there for any length of time?

That's fair, everything mumbled and muffled might as well be Portuguese, amirite?

So Trekka likes to be in 0 gravity when she's getting eaten out. Siri, jot that down

 

[Endless_Night]

Your mouth will be filled so language differences are irrelevant. I think the real issue is: can you get us airborne, thighs wrapped around your neck, and keep us there for any length of time? >

Well. I was going to come in and comment further on that snazzy graph, but this post kinda derailed my thought process.



(In other words, I forgot what I was going to say. )

 

[default24]

Well. I was going to come in and comment further on that snazzy graph, but this post kinda derailed my thought process.



(In other words, I forgot what I was going to say. )

It's ok, from what I hear your mouth gets filled, so saying anything becomes more of just a humming noise

 

[Trekka]

That's fair, everything mumbled and muffled might as well be Portuguese, amirite?

So Trekka likes to be in 0 gravity when she's getting eaten out. Siri, jot that down

Correct. Words not necessary. All we need is to both understand that I’m staying in room 301.

The fact that it happened despite gravity is what keeps that one of the top shelf of the spank bank.

Well. I was going to come in and comment further on that snazzy graph, but this post kinda derailed my thought process.

(In other words, I forgot what I was going to say. )

Sorry, didn’t mean to distract you from talking about my pie.

 

[Endless_Night]

< Sorry, didn’t mean to distract you from talking about my pie.

Oh! Now cut that out!!!



We need another map. You know, for distraction.

 

[Suz_anne]

WTF are sausage balls?

https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/GM-Plate-by-State-Thanksgiving-Breakdown.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

Aren't sausage balls what you use to put the cream on the corn?

 

[Suz_anne]

Aren't sausage balls what you use to put the cream on the corn?

You're so smart.

BTW - any advice on how to size that thing down?? Good lord.

EDIT: Nevermind. We have left that page behind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You're so smart.

BTW - any advice on how to size that thing down?? Good lord.

EDIT: Nevermind. We have left that page behind.

We all know you're not good at sizing things down, Suz

 

[default24]

We all know you're not good at sizing things down, Suz

Truer words never spoken

Also, Suz, like you've never had sausage balls before?

 

[parker77]

Truer words never spoken

Also, Suz, like you've never had sausage balls before?

i’ve always thought Suz was a fan of Schwetty balls.

 

[Suz_anne]

We all know you're not good at sizing things down, Suz

My sense of proportion is a bit wacky, I admit.

Truer words never spoken

Also, Suz, like you've never had sausage balls before?

If your balls taste like sausage, I'm likely to chomp. Is that what we want?

i’ve always thought Suz was a fan of Schwetty balls.

Depends on the level of Schwetty-ness. There is such a thing as too Schwetty.