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[Mo_Bandy]

I have six dollars

That will buy me a few tallboy so sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

You always opened those links with trepidation.

But you always opened it.

Well, some of us only opened a Little Sister link once.

I'm still scarred.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, some of us only opened a Little Sister link once.

I'm still scarred.

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

 

[Apisto42]

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

So it’s Little Sister to blame why @Endless_Night won’t open any links? Fair enough.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

"Alternative" link?

They were categorized?

Somehow . . . this does not inspire more confidence. And I'm not entirely sure why . . . .

So it’s Little Sister to blame why @Endless_Night won’t open any links? Fair enough.

Yes.

*tries not to heave in remembrance*

 

[Trekka]

agreed @Endless_Night “alternative link” sounds extra suspicious to me

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think the "alternative" links were all the times they went deliciously right

Enny decided it just wasn't worth the risk

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

agreed @Endless_Night “alternative link” sounds extra suspicious to me

I went with alternative because some were objectively hot and others were like scary clown porn. I feel like that's an alternative to contemporary porn

 

[Endless_Night]

I went with alternative because some were objectively hot and others were like scary clown porn. I feel like that's an alternative to contemporary porn

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

You may have, but they were so delightful they blended in to the rest of the theme of lit at the time; sexy shenanigans ala Suz_anne-esque

Until you got a knife stuck in a limp dick

 

[hotwords229_A]

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

 

[Trekka]

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

i have a feeling you'd be fine with either.

 

[hotwords229_A]

i have a feeling you'd be fine with either.

I enjoyed her posts.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

You make that sound like a bad thing? Why not both?

 

[Endless_Night]

Until you got a knife stuck in a limp dick

If only.

*shudder*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought of this a while ago, but it bears mentioning here.

When people disappear from Lit I always hope nothing bad happened to them.

But then, one day, I thought “what if they’re in prison?”

Like, what if @Suz_anne, @Little_Sister and @Corbal got arrested for a bank heist and they are in a sexy women’s prison right now? Is @deefalttwunnyfor the prison guard? Does he get to hose them down when they shower?

I hope so. That’s how I prefer to think of all of them.

In fact, maybe I should disappear too. I’d like to be one of those guards.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm sensing a career change looming.

Apropos of not much, I knew someone whose cousin was a guard in a women's prison. I always rather wonder how she wandered into such an unusual job. There was no familial background in law enforcement or security.



Yes @hotwords229_A, I said She.

 

[BongoGal]

I once read an adult personals ad of a woman who was very specific about the kind of male sex partner she was looking for. She stressed that if his erect penis could fit into a toilet paper tube, then she was not interested. This fascinated me. I soon got in touch with the only penis I had access to at the time and immediately put him to the test. He passed! (That means he didn't fit.)

I’ll add that the threat of a papercut from the cardboard tube made him very slow and deliberate when attempting see if it would fit.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sensing a career change looming.

Apropos of not much, I knew someone whose cousin was a guard in a women's prison. I always rather wonder how she wandered into such an unusual job. There was no familial background in law enforcement or security.



Yes @hotwords229_A, I said She.

She probably just wanted to watch the hot female prisoners making out and showering, which, from the movies I’ve seen, is all they do.

 

[Artfan2]

I thought of this a while ago, but it bears mentioning here.

When people disappear from Lit I always hope nothing bad happened to them.

But then, one day, I thought “what if they’re in prison?”

Like, what if @Suz_anne, @Little_Sister and @Corbal got arrested for a bank heist and they are in a sexy women’s prison right now? Is @deefalttwunnyfor the prison guard? Does he get to hose them down when they shower?

I hope so. That’s how I prefer to think of all of them.

In fact, maybe I should disappear too. I’d like to be one of those guards.

Hopefully, they will make it into a movie and/or documentary.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hopefully, they will make it into a movie and/or documentary.

I’ve already written (in my head) several scripts they can follow with an extended Director’s Unrated Cut and many Bone Us materials.

 

[Artfan2]

I’ve already written (in my head) several scripts they can follow with an extended Director’s Unrated Cut and many Bone Us materials.

Will the Director's Unrated Cut have extended hose down shower scenes?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Will the Director's Unrated Cut have extended hose down shower scenes?

At the very least.

 

[Apisto42]

At the very least.

Are those before or after the lingerie sleepover with pillow fight scenes?

 

[Wand3rlust]