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[Mo_Bandy]

I have six dollars

That will buy me a few tallboy so sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

You always opened those links with trepidation.

But you always opened it.

Well, some of us only opened a Little Sister link once.

I'm still scarred.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, some of us only opened a Little Sister link once.

I'm still scarred.

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

 

[Apisto42]

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

So it’s Little Sister to blame why @Endless_Night won’t open any links? Fair enough.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ohhhhh you got an 'alternative' link. You should've given it another try!

"Alternative" link?

They were categorized?

Somehow . . . this does not inspire more confidence. And I'm not entirely sure why . . . .

So it’s Little Sister to blame why @Endless_Night won’t open any links? Fair enough.

Yes.

*tries not to heave in remembrance*

 

[Trekka]

agreed @Endless_Night “alternative link” sounds extra suspicious to me

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think the "alternative" links were all the times they went deliciously right

Enny decided it just wasn't worth the risk

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

agreed @Endless_Night “alternative link” sounds extra suspicious to me

I went with alternative because some were objectively hot and others were like scary clown porn. I feel like that's an alternative to contemporary porn

 

[Endless_Night]

I went with alternative because some were objectively hot and others were like scary clown porn. I feel like that's an alternative to contemporary porn

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

You may have, but they were so delightful they blended in to the rest of the theme of lit at the time; sexy shenanigans ala Suz_anne-esque

Until you got a knife stuck in a limp dick

 

[hotwords229_A]

Were any of them objectively hot?

I didn't make it past the first one.

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

 

[Trekka]

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

i have a feeling you'd be fine with either.

 

[hotwords229_A]

i have a feeling you'd be fine with either.

I enjoyed her posts.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes. It was the equivalent of being blindfolded and not knowing if you were getting lips wrapped around your cock or your nips twisted.

You make that sound like a bad thing? Why not both?

 

[Endless_Night]

Until you got a knife stuck in a limp dick

If only.

*shudder*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought of this a while ago, but it bears mentioning here.

When people disappear from Lit I always hope nothing bad happened to them.

But then, one day, I thought “what if they’re in prison?”

Like, what if @Suz_anne, @Little_Sister and @Corbal got arrested for a bank heist and they are in a sexy women’s prison right now? Is @deefalttwunnyfor the prison guard? Does he get to hose them down when they shower?

I hope so. That’s how I prefer to think of all of them.

In fact, maybe I should disappear too. I’d like to be one of those guards.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm sensing a career change looming.

Apropos of not much, I knew someone whose cousin was a guard in a women's prison. I always rather wonder how she wandered into such an unusual job. There was no familial background in law enforcement or security.



Yes @hotwords229_A, I said She.

 

[BongoGal]

I once read an adult personals ad of a woman who was very specific about the kind of male sex partner she was looking for. She stressed that if his erect penis could fit into a toilet paper tube, then she was not interested. This fascinated me. I soon got in touch with the only penis I had access to at the time and immediately put him to the test. He passed! (That means he didn't fit.)

I’ll add that the threat of a papercut from the cardboard tube made him very slow and deliberate when attempting see if it would fit.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sensing a career change looming.

Apropos of not much, I knew someone whose cousin was a guard in a women's prison. I always rather wonder how she wandered into such an unusual job. There was no familial background in law enforcement or security.



Yes @hotwords229_A, I said She.

She probably just wanted to watch the hot female prisoners making out and showering, which, from the movies I’ve seen, is all they do.