Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

Where do they get this data? No scientist ever came to the door and asked to measure me. They should do that when they take the census, how funny would that be?

"How many people live here? Uh huh, and how many people are employeed in the household? Okay, now we're just going to have to see everyone's dicks and then we'll let you get back to your dinner."

 

[default24]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/493efdaad877a22fa9e301e11ee58c50/tumblr_p96rso55ex1s8ge1mo1_400.jpg

Can we talk about the shapes? Like wtf Chile? It’s like a drill

 

[default24]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a27f5fa8874cbf5505e935cdb0c02e8/tumblr_pbff0dk2zs1wyq49so1_540.jpg

This is a church in Dixon, Illinois (you can find it on the map)

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. It has to be shooped

Where do they get this data? No scientist ever came to the door and asked to measure me. They should do that when they take the census, how funny would that be?

"How many people live here? Uh huh, and how many people are employeed in the household? Okay, now we're just going to have to see everyone's dicks and then we'll let you get back to your dinner."

Best dinner party ever?

 

[default24]

Oh for sure, you guys are in good shape. I very much know this to be true.

I agree. Reading average dick sizes always makes me feel instantly better

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can we talk about the shapes? Like wtf Chile? It’s like a drill

Maybe they got chilly?

 

[default24]

Maybe they got chilly?

I see what you’re doing, but no one’s dick comes to a point like that does it? Like an anteater

 

[hotwords229_A]

I see what you’re doing, but no one’s dick comes to a point like that does it? Like an anteater

Or a bullet, maybe they're really fast?

 

[default24]

Where was speedy Gonzalez from again?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Does Google Earth count as a map?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/02e1f93f2a8124659a70794695a5c2d3/tumblr_pbj2yt8jDs1wyq49so1_400.jpg

Maybe that crazy guy with the sign that says, "The aliens are coming!" was more correct than he realized.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b65c42d42a544644cead663979ebef2/tumblr_p6v78nKG1Y1vcrcdjo1_500.jpg

This map is exactly like that book "What Color is My Parachute?" only totally different.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Do you know, I have never tried to deepthroat my dildo?

I will have to apply myself to some research and get back to you with my terribly scientific results.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2305b1c6b44b790c28557b15358b1e1/tumblr_pdscx0C9Lq1sfsk58o1_540.jpg

Do you accept Cock Pie Charts? Or just maps?

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^ Cock pie? *shrugs* I'd try it.

 

[Suz_anne]

I drink pop while watching lightning bugs, you guys.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/2674b77c5ad0bf48bb58bb132d336c0f/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo1_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f5702731b1fe6e5d79d2af50b76696b/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo2_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2967198c34157c7c6645737aa22b9cc/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo3_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f91ecb74a307d0904b184d19b733af93/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo4_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/986da6eb958715259660621c4e710018/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo5_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f97cb6b9d45018de03473735ecca92d/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo6_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c019e9e97814116e14a7a2933503396c/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo7_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5f7e9ee2c86f3871402d2b0412582be/tumblr_ostzxoUvDn1suxeeyo8_540.jpg

 

[default24]

I can't believe this thread is still alive. Way to go, guys. Also, who the fuck calls it a bubbler?

 

[Suz_anne]

I can't believe this thread is still alive. Way to go, guys. Also, who the fuck calls it a bubbler?

My sister's in-laws do. But they're from Boston and say a lot of crazy shit.

 

[default24]

But it doesn't even bubble? It shouldn't. Quite the misnomer

 

[Suz_anne]

I think it's because water fountains used to look like this.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a792a364b75e5a84c37989374697b50/tumblr_pepqx44daK1try5b4o1_540.jpg


Did they even have public drinking fountains when you were a kid?

 

[default24]

We had them in school? That counts, right?

 

[Suz_anne]

We had them in school? That counts, right?

Ish.


Not nearly enough cocks on this thread...

https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b2a319effa594f15cb335226d7114b5/tumblr_p9au5zq1Ik1uc46lvo1_500.gif

 

[default24]

Right??? I mean what did I name this thread for anyway?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/639e218f3743a682365d8402d258e2c9/tumblr_peo008Fz5O1vh3kn8o1_640.gif

 

[Suz_anne]

Right??? I mean what did I name this thread for anyway?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/639e218f3743a682365d8402d258e2c9/tumblr_peo008Fz5O1vh3kn8o1_640.gif

That's a happy anticipation smile.

And right? We all need more cocks.

 

[Suz_anne]

And this never gets old... *drools a bit*

 

[default24]

His window is open! Any old bitty in the building next door could see and stare and such!

 

[Suz_anne]

His window is open! Any old bitty in the building next door could see and stare and such!

This old bitty would be thrilled to see and stare and such.

Did I ever tell you about the summer evening when the neighbor next door benefited from a forgotten open window in my house? He now goes out onto his back deck regularly around bedtime during the warmer months. Dirty old man.