Cock Map

[default24]

https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM3NjIwNTkzMDA3NjY2NDE2/pornhub-usjpg.jpg

Fuck it, I'm moving to Ohio.

Come to PA! Finally proud of my state in one of these things

 

[Trekka]

I'm guilty of living up to the Oregonian hype.

And bless Washington's kinky ass heart

I know, right?!

I think I like Alaskans. They ain't mincin' words. Just layin' it out there like bosses.

Come to PA! Finally proud of my state in one of these things

I'll live on the border. For various reasons that may or may not be obvious.

 

[default24]

I'll live on the border. For various reasons that may or may not be obvious.

Yeah, I can't believe that WV isn't incest either

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, I can't believe that WV isn't incest either

That's because it's so hard to spell

 

[HBergeron]

https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM3NjIwNTkzMDA3NjY2NDE2/pornhub-usjpg.jpg

Fuck it, I'm moving to Ohio.

That's fascinating! I'm in L.A., and if big tits are the most popular in CA, I wonder if it's because women want to show videos to their plastic surgeon as a sample of how they want them done.

 

[DarkSimian]

https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM3NjIwNTkzMDA3NjY2NDE2/pornhub-usjpg.jpg

Fuck it, I'm moving to Ohio.

I don't know why I think it's hilarious what Colorado is into....

 

[Suz_anne]

*hums Ebony & Ivory*

 

[Trekka]

I don't know why I think it's hilarious what Colorado is into....

Because it's an oasis of anal in a sea of barely legal?

*hums Ebony & Ivory*

There you are! Fuck. You missed some really high quality banter last night.

 

[Suz_anne]

Because it's an oasis of anal in a sea of barely legal?



There you are! Fuck. You missed some really high quality banter last night.

I'm just figuring that out! It warms my heart and pisses me off all at the same time.

 

[Trekka]

I'm just figuring that out! It warms my heart and pisses me off all at the same time.

Is it too early in the day to interpret that sentiment as kinky?

 

[Suz_anne]

Is it too early in the day to interpret that sentiment as kinky?

*happy sigh* You soooooo get me.

 

[default24]

Is it too early in the day to interpret that sentiment as kinky?

*happy sigh* You soooooo get me.

I bet the PMs you guys send back and forth are a delight.

PS bcc me, please

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Best question on a mother's form... Ever!

Well?

(Gah- technical difficulties)

 

[msub50some]

Well?

(Gah- technical difficulties)

I bet it was fantastic.

 

[Suz_anne]

Boobs...

https://d36tnp772eyphs.cloudfront.net/blogs/1/2014/02/interesting-map48.jpg

Have we seen one of these yet?

 

[Suz_anne]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/24e759879f7230d274447e6e403230f8/tumblr_n4eghfaFQp1t0qqjbo1_1280.jpg

Okay, so no where near as interesting as penis size or kinky porn, but it's a map! I get points for that, right?

I don't know how accurate it is though - I find it hard to believe that the most popular attraction in my state is correct. I've never been there and I live less than 30 miles from it.

I have been to the Mall of America. What a disappointment.

And to fulfill the other requirement of the thread... a meaty cock. Don't say I didn't warn you. Yum.

 

[hotwords229_A]

And to fulfill the other requirement of the thread... a meaty cock. Don't say I didn't warn you. Yum.

DAMN! I bet that guy is the biggest attraction in his state!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

DAMN! I bet that guy is the biggest attraction in his state!

And.... I'm pregnant again lol

 

[Suz_anne]

And.... I'm pregnant again lol

Aussie!

Anything to keep the booooooobies?

 

[whenagain]

How did I just find this thread? It’s great.

 

[DarkSimian]

And.... I'm pregnant again lol

It wasn't me; I was out of town that weekend (true story)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aussie!

Anything to keep the booooooobies?

Watermelons are right.

(I'm not really... I don't think... Hell, I know- I just remembered the last time I had sex )

 

[eruditeaphrodite]

what? The Mall of America is the Nation's #1 tourist destination?

 

[default24]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/24e759879f7230d274447e6e403230f8/tumblr_n4eghfaFQp1t0qqjbo1_1280.jpg

Okay, so no where near as interesting as penis size or kinky porn, but it's a map! I get points for that, right?

I don't know how accurate it is though - I find it hard to believe that the most popular attraction in my state is correct. I've never been there and I live less than 30 miles from it.

I have been to the Mall of America. What a disappointment.

And to fulfill the other requirement of the thread... a meaty cock. Don't say I didn't warn you. Yum.

Yeah, I doubt this too, I've never even heard of my state's. But you tried and definitely provided a large example of both the former and latter part of the title. Kudos

 

[default24]

How did I just find this thread? It’s great.

Make this thread great again!
But seriously, it's pretty hard to find and post new maps about schlongs