Cock? Dick?

[Zmey]

Why people call it that? What does a male chicken has to with penis?

*looks up "Dick"*
dick
n. Slang
A detective.

Ok it may have curiosity of a detective but that's it. Detectives are usually mean and ask to many questions.

Here are some other names for penis and non of them make sense.

I think the most appropriate name for penis is Dog.
Heres why I call my penis a Dog:
1.Mans best friend.
2.Needs to be kept on a leash.
3.It's always barks at the wrong time.
4.Drools when you pet it.
and last but not list 5.Runs after pussies.

What do you call it?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Snausages.

 

[HeavyStick]

Yogurt slinger

 

[Ham Murabi]

Medusa. I was born with seven cocks due to birth defects. My mom told me she had a prescription to sniff glue and probably overdosed during pregnancy.

 

[Liontamr]

Spunk stick??!!

I think I'll just stick with cock...

 

[Killswitch]

dick
n. slang

Gerkin

" KS was jerkin his gerkin thinking about SLG and Pez"

 

[phrodeau]

From "200 Motels" by Frank Zappa:

Chorus: Your dick!
Mark and Howard: Your dick?
Chorus: Your dork!
Mark and Howard: Your dork?
Chorus: Your prick!
Mark and Howard: Your prick?
Chorus: Your pork!
Lucy: Your pork?
Janet: Your pork?
Lucy: Who calls it a pork? These men, and the stuff they call a wee-wee!
Mark and Howard: A wee-wee?
Rance Muhammitz: You mean a penis, don't you?
Lucy: A penis?
Janet: Penis is such an ugly word.
Rance Muhammitz: It's not that ugly, really.
Howard: Sure, I use it all the time.
Mark: Sure, sure, we all say it every once in awhile. Listen:
Mark and Howard: PENIS.
Janet, Lucy and Chorus: Ewww!
Mark, Howard and Chorus: Penis! Penis!
Janet: Ew, it sounds so revolting the way you guys say it. Ew, ca-ca.
Janet and Lucy: Ca-ca!
Rance Muhammitz: The penis can be a very useful organ.
Howard: Yeah, and very exciting, too, once you get to know me.
Chorus: Oh, yeah, right, yeah, etc...
Mark, Howard and Chorus: Penis!
Lucy: It sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal.
Janet: A penis sounds like something a doctor would have hanging off of him.
Lucy: None of the men I know and love in the rock and roll business got penises. They all got cocks, or dicks at least.
Janet: Sure, you want to go strap on a pop star, and he wants to stick a penis up you, where is that at?
Mark: Let's ask our studio audience! Will you trade what he has in his pants for what I have behind this curtain?
Janet: What is it?
Lucy: You mean what's in his pants?
Janet: I know what's in his pants, he's a lonely guy.
Mark: You have to choose before the big wheel stops whirling.
You! Hey, buddy! Sky marshall! Go whirl the big wheel!
Lucy: Can I just take the money?
Janet: There isn't any money, just the curtain and...
Lucy: ... the lonely guy.
Mark: Time is running out, think it over carefully.
Janet: The curtain!
Lucy: I want the money.
Janet: Wait! What could it be in there?
Lucy: In his pants?
Janet: In the curtain!
Howard: Doesn't anybody care what's in my pants?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bent]

schlong...winkey...I usually call it to attention when necessary

 

[juicylips]

I don't care what the fuck you call it as long as it's inside me.

 

[Liontamr]

I don't care what the fuck you call it as long as it's inside me.

You know I don't think I've ever mentioned how much I've always loved and admired your way of thinking!

 

[juicylips]

You know I don't think I've ever mentioned how much I've always loved and admired your way of thinking!

*blushes prettily*

Thank you.

 

[k¡tty]

Dangly bit

One eyed monstah

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Pointy pumpkin poker?

 

[k¡tty]

Twig 'n berries



*smirk*

 

[Arc da Rat]

Mr. Happy

 

[Smiley777]

Mr. Happy

Dang! She stole my answer.

 

[MechaBlade]

Wang. Peter. Farmer John and the Siamese twins. Pecker. Johnson. Weiner. Little MechaBlade.

Flanders to Homer: I can see your doodle!

The word I have used most in stories (aside from cock and dick): member.

Best word I have used: fleshy glowstick (for the raver Manny in "Go, Collector's Edition")

Also, some call it a penis.

 

[intrigued]

Why people call it that? What does a male chicken has to with penis?

*looks up "Dick"*
dick
n. Slang
A detective.

Ok it may have curiosity of a detective but that's it. Detectives are usually mean and ask to many questions.

Here are some other names for penis and non of them make sense.

I think the most appropriate name for penis is Dog.
Heres why I call my penis a Dog:
1.Mans best friend.
2.Needs to be kept on a leash.
3.It's always barks at the wrong time.
4.Drools when you pet it.
and last but not list 5.Runs after pussies.

What do you call it?

"needs to be kept on a leash."



Ain't that the damned truth?

Cock...I just love the way it rolls off my tongue.

 

[rosco rathbone]

the heinous bone

the savage pencil

"tool"

"unit" (from movie "Pecker"---"Gentlemen! Show me your units!"