Clowns and Sex

[Guest]

Does anybody else have a problem with clowns?

I mean, honestly.

Real Sex was on HBO just a few minutes ago and they were showing scenes from an erotic circus.

Clowns and Sex. Creepy.

(Oh - private joke here - the clowns were not gay and they were not carrying concealed weapons. Or machetes.)

But I digress.

My husband said, "Oh man, clowns and sex? I don't want to see clowns having sex!"

To which I replied, "Yeah, the midgets and horses and aliens are just fine, just no clowns, man. I don't do clowns." (Please put that in your best Dennis Hopper voice.)

And yes, we've been drinking.

 

[cloudy]

Clowns have always, always been creepy for me. There's just something wrong about them.

I'm with you.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Does anybody else have a problem with clowns?

I mean, honestly.

Real Sex was on HBO just a few minutes ago and they were showing scenes from an erotic circus.

Clowns and Sex. Creepy.

(Oh - private joke here - the clowns were not gay and they were not carrying concealed weapons. Or machetes.)

But I digress.

My husband said, "Oh man, clowns and sex? I don't want to see clowns having sex!"

To which I replied, "Yeah, the midgets and horses and aliens are just fine, just no clowns, man. I don't do clowns." (Please put that in your best Dennis Hopper voice.)

And yes, we've been drinking.

How can you have sex without clowns and concealed weapons? What are you some kinda wierdo or something? (oops-you said PRIVATE joke didn't ya, uh, burn this after you read it and have another drink, he, he)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like wearing the big shoes and rubber nose.....oops, to much info.



ignore the woman behind the curtain.

 

[Sunnie]

I have to admit to being a little anti-clown myself.

I mean who can take that seriously?

Quick, somebody submit a clown story into the BDSM category!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Yes I am a geek, why do you ask?

Clowns...

My first phobia when I was a kid was clowns.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I have to admit to being a little anti-clown myself.

I mean who can take that seriously?

Quick, somebody submit a clown story into the BDSM category!

I don't know about bdsm but I once saw this clown that was hot!!! She had the biggest...............................shoes you ever saw and this cute lil rubber nose....... oh, that was Abs, nevermind?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't know about bdsm but I once saw this clown that was hot!!! She had the biggest...............................shoes you ever saw and this cute lil rubber nose....... oh, that was Abs, nevermind?

Don't forget the rainbow wig.

 

[Guest]

Re: Yes I am a geek, why do you ask?

Clowns...

My first phobia when I was a kid was clowns.

Yes.

And that was seriously reinforced after I read Stephen King's IT.

Pennywise? (shudder)

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Re: Re: Yes I am a geek, why do you ask?

Yes.

And that was seriously reinforced after I read Stephen King's IT.

Pennywise? (shudder)

Red Balloons???

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Yea, definite problem on the combination of sex and clowns. Maybe it's all that make-up they wear. Something about a painted on smile. Or the thought of being squirted in the face with a flower when you cum. Let's see Barnum put THAT in his show. lol

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Will someone please tell me what the big deal is about clowns?

My sister in-law hates them and is quite afraid for some reason.

I don't get it.

I even know someone that can't stand balloons. She tried to explain it but the best I could do, out of love and respect, was smile and nod.

I also have a step-dad that hates peaches. Says, "The only thing you'll catch me eating with hair is..."

"Whoah! Hang on there Pops! That's my MOM you're talking about there!"

Okay, so maybe I have issues too...

~lucky

(for you, my bathtime buddy)

 

[Lisa Denton]

YOU WIN THE PRIZE !!!! I FREAKIN LOVE IT !!!!!



(Quote)Or the thought of being squirted in the face with a flower when you cum.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

YOU WIN THE PRIZE !!!! I FREAKIN LOVE IT !!!!!



(Quote)Or the thought of being squirted in the face with a flower when you cum.

thank you. lol. It was a scary thought of a clown at the moment. lmao.

 

[Guest]

To which I replied, "Yeah, the midgets and horses and aliens are just fine, just no clowns, man. I don't do clowns." (Please put that in your best Dennis Hopper voice.)

Sarahh, I heard that so well as Hopper; you're a trip.

I never had any feelings bad or good about clowns; as a child I did not find them entertaining, now I just don't "get" them. They certainly should not be allowed to have sex.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

As for clowns having sex, doesn't that just go against nature?

I don't see the hot dog and the coke people that stand on sidewalks outside of Wienerschnitzels getting it on. Nor do I see baseball/football team mascots getting on.

Wouldn't it be like Barney and Big Bird hooking up?

*shudder*

*gag*

*purge that thought*

~lucky

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Re: Re: Clowns and Sex

Sarahh, I heard that so well as Hopper; you're a trip.

I never had any feelings bad or good about clowns; as a child I did not find them entertaining, now I just don't "get" them. They certainly should not be allowed to have sex.

Perdita

Hmmmmmmmmmm if they have sex do they laugh the whole way through? Do they smile the entire time? Or perhaps, it's a group thing. Just pile into the car?

 

[Guest]

OK, seriously. Clowns cannot have sex. They are eunachs and childlike. A clown having sex is the ultimate taboo. Case closed.

Perdita

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

OK, seriously. Clowns cannot have sex. They are eunachs and childlike. A clown having sex is the ultimate taboo. Case closed.

Perdita

They're eunuchs??????? Damn, I never knew that. So that explains why they squirt so much with the flower.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

OK, seriously. Clowns cannot have sex. They are eunachs and childlike. A clown having sex is the ultimate taboo. Case closed.

Perdita

If this is the case (and I'm in total agreement about the clowns) then why is fairy sex acceptable and hot?

I've got them all pixied up in my mind and pure and childlike as well.



~lucky

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Clown sex isn't nearly as funny as mime sex. I want to see the timed overexaggerated thrusts and them trying to draw their orgasm face.

And just imaging "sucking against the wind" or "trapped in a box"

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I knew I'd be sorry if I peeked in this thread, but I did it anyway. ~shudders~

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Clown sex isn't nearly as funny as mime sex. I want to see the timed overexaggerated thrusts and them trying to draw their orgasm face.

And just imaging "sucking against the wind" or "trapped in a box"

Very true!!!!!!!!! At least with mime's they use their hands to explore.

 

[Guest]

Omigod! Mime sex? You really are evil.

Perdita

p.s. Adult fairies have sex, what's the big deal? I always thought Disney's Tinkerbell was the prototype of the Playboy Bunny image.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Faeries are mean buggers.

And yes, I am evil. Good of you to notice.