Cloning Expertise

[Juliangel]

OK, I made a joke on Fred H's thread about cloning Expertise so we could all have our own. I have thought of several models of him we could create. My choice would be Bare Bottom Expertise but then maybe I would just collect them all like I did Barbies when I was little

Which Expertise would you pick? or do you havean idea for another version?

Military Expertise 1 ~ fatigues

Military Expertise 2 ~ dress uniform

Hockey Expertise ~ a hockey stick and skates

Snowbird Beach Expertise ~ a beach towel and sand

Swimming Pool Expertise ~ goggles and a Speedo

Snow Shovel Expertise ~ a shovel and a parka

Romantic Expertise ~ flowers and wine

Kinky Expertise ~ whip cream and a video camera

G.Q. Expertise ~ a tux

Bare Bottom Expertise ~ a smile

Office Expertise ~ suit and tie

Casual Expertise ~ Khakis and a sweater

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[SimplySouthern]

I think I'll take the Office Expertise.

BTW ... you forgot one.

Cop Expertise ~ uniform and handcuffs.

Wait...that borders on kinky Expertise *grin*

 

[SweetCherry]

I think I'll take the Office Expertise.

BTW ... you forgot one.

Cop Expertise ~ uniform and handcuffs.

Wait...that borders on kinky Expertise *grin*

Does the Cop Expertise come with a big, hard nightstick? If so, I'll take 2!

 

[Juliangel]

Yes I like Cop Expertise, he should come with the handcuffs and a very big and hard nightstick.

 

[April]

Hmm, let's see. I'll take the Casual Expertise, the military Expertise 1 AND 2, romantic Expertise, hockey Expertise, oh wait, who the hell am I kidding? I want them all!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well..... you forgot quite a few......

It's the Macho-Macho Man Series.....

Leather Man Exp
Cross Dressing Exp
Pre Op Trans Exp
Post Op Trans Exp
Go Go Boy Exp

Ane let's not forget, all the above models are also available with this option....

Soul Brother Exp - (the equipment is bigger too)

 

[TN_Vixen]

my impression is..

that Expertise is highly overrated.

 

[April]

Here's one: Biker Expertise.

Yummy, just yummy!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ouch!

Vix throws in da zinga!

But if that were true - he still may be head and shoulders above the rest of the man meat on dis here board.

Don't ya think maybe.

 

[TN_Vixen]

aww c'mon

I was joking. Although I don't even fantasize as much about Brad Pitt as these women do over Exp. Overkill. hehe

Now, sparky you're another story. (nudge nudge)

 

[April]

To each his (or her) own, TN. But I think we agree on Thumper, do we not?

 

[Juliangel]

Although I don't even fantasize as much about Brad Pitt as these women do over Exp. (nudge nudge)

LOL It could have something to do with is voice. He can make you swoon (that is the term LL used I believe)

 

[sulamaire]

Flashing Expertise

Cloak and dagger

 

[Always]

i like april's idea, a biker expertease...

hippie expertease, with long hair and bellbottoms and a twelve incher (a bong, you nymphomanaiacal people! i know what was in your head...)

scholar expertease, in the library with a book for clothing

id' better stop now, need my chair dry

 

[Expertise]

Uh, i'm flattered..... I think

If I retain any rights to my image I am putting a full stop veto on the following models:

There will be under no imagineable circumstances:

Hippie Expertise- The sixties were over 30 years ago, get past it. Plus I would look like a dork in bell bottoms and tie dye.

Biker Expertise- Is to be produced only under the proviso that it is a leather racing suit. I look silly with the Harley look

Sparky's suggestions- Are right out. Do you have "issues" Spark?

Military Exp 2- Must be in either "Mess Dress" or Red Serge Parade Dress. The "Green Bag" makes me look dorky, partially because of the beret. The pith helmet from the parade dress down plays the huge melon i'm burdened with.

Swimming pool Expertise- Un-unh. Expertise does not and would not wear speedos even under extreme duress. Speedos are for competitive swimmers, homosexuals, french guys/eurotrash and males with far bigger egos than mine. Gimme a pair of surf shorts and i'm fine.

This request wiill be presented to the EXPERTISE tm (a subsidury of Hasbro) board of directors at our next public meeting. Adjust your stock holdings accordingly (read as: sell before you lose your shirt)

 

[Juliangel]

morning sweetie, thanks for not killing me for this thread or should I check my mail?

I stand by my choice for bare-bottom Expertise as my first choice

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, but the cop with the handcuffs and night stick are available, right?

 

[April]

As you wish.