Clever? Me? Apparently not!

[Eumenides]

Damned Authors mixing me up!

I had the right idea, dammit! Right piece, wrong author!

Now I feel as clever as a sedentary rock.

 

[Nora]

Nah baby, you're the schist!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

But you type better.

 

[Nora]

Better than sedimentary rock?

 

[Eumenides]

Better than sedimentary rock?

No, as in sedentary rock. A redundant term meaning non moving.

Geesh!

 

[Nora]

oopssssssss!

 

[Eumenides]

oopssssssss!

That's right!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey Eumenides......BEN FRANKLIN RULES!!!!

http://www.npg.si.edu/edu/brush/guide/unit2/images/franklin.jpg

http://www.constitution.org/img/Benjamin_Franklin.jpg

http://www.upscale.utoronto.ca/PHY100F/franklin.jpg

 

[Eumenides]

Thanks Silva...

Glad to know that you would be so gentlemanly as to NOT rub my face in my utter wrongness.



I even taught that in my student teaching. Irks me verily.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Not all rocks are sedentary. An avalanch is distinctly not sedentary. Since you did compare yourself to a sedentary rock though, it explains why you type better, since it is not moving.

 

[Eumenides]

Not all rocks are sedentary. An avalanch is distinctly not sedentary. Since you did compare yourself to a sedentary rock though, it explains why you type better, since it is not moving.

Type better than who????

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Thanks Silva... Glad to know that you would be so gentlemanly as to NOT rub my face in my utter wrongness

Uggh sorry! I really do think Old Ben is cool. And I was trying to be nice. Maybe I'll just post of a picture of Mr.T instead.

http://www.nd.edu/~anelson/mr%20T.jpg


See....cause I'm pretty much a silly moron.....and I think Mr T is cool (and Ol Ben)....and well maybe I should apologize with flowers...

http://www.casitaslaquita.com/images/roses.jpg

 

[Eumenides]

You just want to turn me on with that pic and then romance me with the roses so that I'll sleep with you.

I see your ways.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I just realized you might be a guy for all I know and the damned flowers weren't an appropriate apology gift. Well in that case let me buy you a beer!

http://www2.arts.gla.ac.uk/SESLL/EngLang/thesaur/gifs/beer.jpg

 

[Eumenides]

I would hope not too many guys would get themselves stuck in the trunk of a car wiggling their white-stockinged, pump-wearing, feminine feet.

But I like beer...


Sometimes.

Now he's trying to get me drunk.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Damn...I just realized that you might be a woman and could resent me thinking you could be a man...Damn, I am such an idiot!

Okay....how about flowers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/images/roses.jpg

And chocolates!

http://www.helengrace.com/images/fund-chocolates.jpg

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I would hope not too many guys would get themselves stuck in the trunk of a car wiggling their white-stockinged, pump-wearing, feminine feet.

Hey, you don't know the people I hang out with.

 

[Eumenides]

You have no shame, man!!!!!!!






















Don't tell him, but it's working.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Maybe I should just start over and offer to buy you a glass of wine.

http://www.babichwines.co.nz/postcards/2redglasses.jpg

 

[LukkyKnight]

But are we talking an igneous rock, or what here?