Clever Graffiti thread

[KingOrfeo]

Librarians do it until the user loses interest!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://blog.thebookrecruitment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clever-graffiti-artist.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

If you can read this, my men in the car behind you are about to open fire.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7a/02/d7/7a02d7f576e5a3bf2c195734c9a473c0.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew his whore ratio! Came out to 3.5 whores a week, the horny bastard.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

https://welovecreative.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/graffiti_removal_hotline.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

Your best chance for your seed to implant is
The hot quent of my aunt from Atlantis
When she gets in the groove
You can feel the Earth move --
Chanters rant, but we know the risk scant is!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://insideevs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mark-fraziers-leaf-sticker.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

Warning! I brake for hallucinations!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://anaedream.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/yoursign4.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a pothead?

A drunk will run a stop sign.

A pothead will stop, and wait for the sign to turn green.

(An acidhead will simply appear on the other side of the intersection without having crossed it.)

 

[KingOrfeo]

Your cat is plotting against you and you know it.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

https://assets.rbl.ms/1536667/980x.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/AcleverDonttailmebumpersticker-97078.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://rotflpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/i-wish-i-could-read-this-bumper-sticker-funny-picture-20357.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Mean people suck.

Nice people swallow.

Creative people gargle.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Practice random weirdness and senseless acts of whimsy!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/funny-bumper-stickers-2.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The Two Rules:
1) Don't tell people everything you know.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/e0/da/7ce0dad1541f0acf436f3567eb060df3.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/1857191-214.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bumper-sticker-16.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

This is your brain:

http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/09/16/636096019924599059-996821693_human-brain.jpg

This is your brain on drugs:

http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/09/16/636096019924599059-996821693_human-brain.jpg

Any questions?