Cleanse my palate! Please!

[ABSTRUSE]

Laughing -

I am still shaking my head over that one!

(ABS - see that "other" thread for clarification.)

LOL...I did. You seem so normal to me!

Sarahhhh? am I wrong on that one? feel free to jump in anytime, I'm wearing protective glasses to deflect the venom.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Laughing -

Glad to see you're laughing. You have such a beautiful smile. And great tits... The only reason I mention this is because someone pointed it out to me. I always thought the photo was cropped off at your neck, but when that someone called me on it, . Anyway, smile away breastiful...shit...I mean, beautiful.



~lucky

 

[minsue]

Glad to see you're laughing. You have such a beautiful smile. And great tits... The only reason I mention this is because someone pointed it out to me. I always thought the photo was cropped off at your neck, but when that someone called me on it, . Anyway, smile away breastiful...shit...I mean, beautiful.



~lucky

Well, someone just has a thing for sexy smiles and can't help but notice...

 

[champagne1982]

LOL...I did. You seem so normal to me!

Sarahhhh? am I wrong on that one? feel free to jump in anytime, I'm wearing protective glasses to deflect the venom.

[paranoia] That's the true indication of demonic possession, [hissy whisper]normalcy![/hissy whisper] Be careful, there are tattooists with big, big 999 stencils running around. I know they're after all of us, especially 'lying fluffy snerts' with belly button lint collections.
I heard the demonic legions also 1 bomb your story and are especially effective if you forget to pray and ask for fraudulent 5 votes first... [/paranoia]

 

[cloudy]

[paranoia] That's the true indication of demonic possession, [hissy whisper]normalcy![/hissy whisper] Be careful, there are tattooists with big, big 999 stencils running around. I know they're after all of us, especially 'lying fluffy snerts' with belly button lint collections.
I heard the demonic legions also 1 bomb your story and are especially effective if you forget to pray and ask for fraudulent 5 votes first... [/paranoia]

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Glad to see you're laughing. You have such a beautiful smile. And great tits... The only reason I mention this is because someone pointed it out to me. I always thought the photo was cropped off at your neck, but when that someone called me on it, . Anyway, smile away breastiful...shit...I mean, beautiful.



~lucky

(remembering the warm bath, the fragrant oils, the soft candlelight . . .)

*sigh*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

(remembering the warm bath, the fragrant oils, the soft candlelight . . .)

*sigh*

I was just thinking of the hands, lips, tongues...

*shiver*

~lucky

 

[Guest]

I was just thinking of the hands, lips, tongues...

*shiver*

~lucky

Oh, my! (fanning myself)

We'd better be careful. My husband will surely suspect if our torrid affair continues!





(Where do you live anyway, sweetie?)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh, my! (fanning myself)

We'd better be careful. My husband will surely suspect if our torrid affair continues!





(Where do you live anyway, sweetie?)

He's the suspicious type, eh? Well I wouldn't want you to get into any trouble. I've got lots of room in the tub, if you think he could handle us.



~lucky (see tattoo for location)

 

[Guest]

He's the suspicious type, eh? Well I wouldn't want you to get into any trouble. I've got lots of room in the tub, if you think he could handle us.



~lucky (see tattoo for location)

A tub for three! Delightful!

Your tattoo is gorgeous (as well as the rest of you) but I'm going to need a closer view!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A tub for three! Delightful!

Your tattoo is gorgeous (as well as the rest of you) but I'm going to need a closer view!

Oil's warming now...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Mmmm, lucky, I have a feeling I could spend a great deal of time personally locating your tattoos.

*sigh*

With that happy thought, I'm off to dream naughty dreams.

Goodnight!

 

[Guest]

Apparently I was so happy, I had to post about it twice!

Goodnight Lit!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Mmmm, lucky, I have a feeling I could spend a great deal of time personally locating your tattoos.

*sigh*

With that happy thought, I'm off to dream naughty dreams.

Goodnight!

NN sweetie. Do share your dreams tomorrow!

~lucky

 

[cloudy]

Bumpty-bumpty-bump.

Hi Sarahhh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

[paranoia] That's the true indication of demonic possession, [hissy whisper]normalcy![/hissy whisper] Be careful, there are tattooists with big, big 999 stencils running around. I know they're after all of us, especially 'lying fluffy snerts' with belly button lint collections.
I heard the demonic legions also 1 bomb your story and are especially effective if you forget to pray and ask for fraudulent 5 votes first... [/paranoia]

I have been chanting and praying, cleansing my computer with salted water and incense. I have invoked the spirits of the lesser known snert gods of fluffery and offered my lint on the altar.
I shall keep the beast at bay!
I have seen it lurking in the shadows of the other forums, it's beady eyes peering out, it's forked tongue flicking out tasting the air, it's cyclopic teat disguising it's horrid facade.
I do not fear it, for I have been baptized in the waters of apathy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay girls, drink, swish, spit and rinse. Ahhh. that's better now isn't it???

 

[Guest]

Bumpty-bumpty-bump.

Hi Sarahhh.

WHY????

Why did I look in this thread???

I've just pulled something unmentionable somewhere deep inside my abdomen.

FUCK! That was funny!

Lou

 

[cloudy]

WHY????

Why did I look in this thread???

I've just pulled something unmentionable somewhere deep inside my abdomen.

FUCK! That was funny!

Lou

Sorrrrrry Louuuuuu

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*snicker*

 

[cloudy]

*snicker*

Sometimes I feel like
somebody's watching me.
And I get no privacy.......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

close the blinds, I feel the hairs on my neck raising...like something evil is about....lock the door too, ask the secret fluffy lemming snert password.

 

[cloudy]

close the blinds, I feel the hairs on my neck raising...like something evil is about....lock the door too, ask the secret fluffy lemming snert password.

Bumpinggg sooo Sarahhh anddd herrr pupsss cannn finddd ittt easilyyy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your so kind, I don't care what others think of you......lol.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I realize my children are more mature than some clueless half wits that jump into things they know nothing about.