Aquagal
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That's a good assumption. I'll bet the Febreeze was to cover up the stank too.
That's a good assumption. I'll bet the Febreeze was to cover up the stank too.
dutchrain
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Febreeze is for her clothes! You know most textiles can't be washed, don't you?
Aquagal
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Nothing says 'I love myself' more than mirror kisses and filthy floors.
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I thought that's what you're suppose to say to the salesperson when you buy a Hitachi.
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Buy online, then they won't demonstrate all the extra attachments.
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Where's the fun in that?
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Because my local porn shop lady goes on and on and about making you put on gloves and touching everything to feel the power.
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Oh. Well the voice of experience speaks.
But wouldn't putting gloves to test the power be better than getting a toy that couldn't power the big O?
Aquagal
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Oh. Well the voice of experience speaks.
Ideally yes, and I have done so. It just seems weird when there are people lurking while I test out the ZING option.
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*desperately wants to be a lurker while Aquagal tests out the "ZING" option*
I avoid eye contact at the porn shop.
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I like where this thread has gone.
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9mpiVfPY1rp42ouo1_500.jpg
Um...I wonder what she does for a living.
Um...I wonder what she does for a living.
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I'm guessing not stripper, because who the hell wants to bring their work into their bedroom.
I bet that's just a hobby...
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A gynecologist?
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I bet she'd be a good one. She looks very understanding....*nods*
How ya been Brad?
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I been good. Busy good.
How about yourself?
I been good...vacation good...
Back to busy tomorrow.
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The Febreeze bottle.
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Firewoman?
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I realize this is supposed to be a pic thread of people and their messy rooms, but I just wanted to share something along these lines that happened in my distant past.
It was my last year away at college and I stopped by the room of someone who was in the same program I was. I knew she had been sick but when I walked into the room she had used tissues EVERYWHERE. On the bed, on the floor, on her desk and yes, even in the waste basket.
Somewhere during our talk I made a comment and she offered to give me a blowjob (it was related to the subject at that moment).
Talk about one of those decisions. She wasn't unattractive but between her perpetually red, runny nose and the piles of used tissues all about me, coupled with the fact I felt nothing towards her, I politely declined and the subject was never brought up at any later time.
Years later there's an episode of Friends where Ross is going out with a woman whose apartment looks like some of these pictures, and I immediately could identify and sympathize with his predicament when they start making out on her clothes, and food, covered sofa.
So there you have it, something you didn't know about me which is on topic for this thread.
It was my last year away at college and I stopped by the room of someone who was in the same program I was. I knew she had been sick but when I walked into the room she had used tissues EVERYWHERE. On the bed, on the floor, on her desk and yes, even in the waste basket.
Somewhere during our talk I made a comment and she offered to give me a blowjob (it was related to the subject at that moment).
Talk about one of those decisions. She wasn't unattractive but between her perpetually red, runny nose and the piles of used tissues all about me, coupled with the fact I felt nothing towards her, I politely declined and the subject was never brought up at any later time.
Years later there's an episode of Friends where Ross is going out with a woman whose apartment looks like some of these pictures, and I immediately could identify and sympathize with his predicament when they start making out on her clothes, and food, covered sofa.
So there you have it, something you didn't know about me which is on topic for this thread.
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OMG where has this thread been all my life? These pics are hilarious and gross and AMAZING!
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