Cigarettes and Literoticans

KillerMuffin

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No one's asked this in two years, so hey!

This applies to Cigarettes only.

Do you smoke?
Does your SO smoke?
How do you feel about kissing a smoker?
Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?
 
KillerMuffin said:
No one's asked this in two years, so hey!

This applies to Cigarettes only.

Do you smoke?
Does your SO smoke?
How do you feel about kissing a smoker?
Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?

No
No
Yuck!
Sadly yes. Yuck!

(the aforegoing is brought to you by a patronising ex smoker who gave up 20 years ago).
 
Yes I smoke
No he doesn't.
Yes I would kiss a smoker.
Yes I have kissed a smoker.

Would be unfair of me to NOT kiss a smoker when I AM a smoker.
Besides...if I know I'm about do some kissin' I eat a mint, or use mouthwash.
 
nope, i quit
no she doesn't
yes i would
yes i have...

i smoked for 30 years and even after five or maybe six years they still smell good to me...
 
>I've never smoked ever.

>Yes she does...but she lives and works around people who smoke so consequently having a real hard time quitting.

>It's not the kissing that bothers me as much as the wanting the person I am kissing to be around long enough to bury me, not the other way 'round.

>Yup.

My ex-fiancee smoked when we met. It was one of those I knew right then I wanted to grow old with this woman kinda things and I made her a deal. I told her if she could go a year without smoking I'd buy her diamond earrings.

As it turned out she did quit, made it a year and got a nice pair (about $1000 from a Jewler I give all my business) of earrings AFTER she had broken up with me. I had to give them to her mom to give to her. I got to see them on her once when she came to my work to say goodby before she moved out of state. How nice of her huh? <ouch> still smarts after almost two years
 
never have
He smokes cigars
can't get enough of His mouth
always refused to kiss a smoker

go figure...


:kiss: pet::kiss:

:p :p :p
 
No, I quite 15 years ago
No, she never did smoke
I love kissing so it would not bother me in the least.
Yes my ex-wife was a smoker
 
I have never smoked. Never even tried it. My wife smoked for about thirty seconds in college, and never did it again. I have dated and kissed smokers. Not my favorite thing in the world.
 
I don't smoke but my partner does. Personally, I don't like kissing a smoker at all. The few times he's given them up, the kissing has been a lot better. He says he's going to quit again but I'm not holding my breath for it!
 
Do you smoke?

It's a filthy fucking habit that I've battled with since I was sixteen. I swear I'm going to quit for good, tomorrow.

Does your SO smoke?

No, and she hates that I do, for various reasons.

How do you feel about kissing a smoker?

I haven't for a long time. I don't think it ever bothered me, but if I was a non-smoker it might have been a different story.

I wish I'd never started using tobacco, I can't think of anything beneficial about it.
 
Do you smoke?

-Yes, I do. But, generally only after dark. I have a little one in the house and I never, ever smoke around him.

Does your SO smoke?

-They both do.

How do you feel about kissing a smoker?

-Never had issues with it, for obvious reasons.

Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?

-Duh! Of course.
 
Quit last year, but even when I smoked I was never without breath mints or gum. People were usually shocked to see me with a cigarette.
My husband is quitting as we speak. Patch and all. I walk on egg shells.
 
No.
Yes, unfortunately.
I loathe it. You can clean your mouth, but your lungs are still filthy and you've still got to breathe. Or am I just lucky that he has a deviated septum?
*sighs* Yes.
 
i don't smoke, but i did at one time

i don't have a s.o. at the moment, but i have dated smokers

i like kissing, but i don't like kissing smokers (especially now that i've stopped and no longer live with someone who smokes like a chimney)

yes i've kissed a smoker or two... or three...or four...or... :cool:
 
KillerMuffin said:
No one's asked this in two years, so hey!

This applies to Cigarettes only.

Do you smoke?
Does your SO smoke?
How do you feel about kissing a smoker?
Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?

yes
n/a
I smoke so...kissing another smoker is no big deal
yes
 
I smoke

I smoke:

1)

I wake up in the morning
taking conscious breath-
my restful heart, smokeless lungs
scaring me to death.
The fear sets in and I begin
my blind and stumbling search
for the pack of cigarettes
and coffee for which I lurch.
Smoke puffs up, java pours down.
I sit in the breakfast room
with breathing slurping sound.

2)

If she doesn't smoke now, a month of me will drive her to it.

3)

I like it

4)

Many
 
Odd, KM, I wanted to do the same thread - thought about it while driving this afternoon - I'd thought of Pagancowgirl's malboroghs and who was it, Lavy, I think who had camels instead of marlborough - yes it was the wild hair inher arse thread i didn't post in and riff with his sore throat and I wondered all this too.

No
No
Ok
Yes

Having had some wonderful loving kisses with smokers I still associate the tase with rapture.
 
Do you smoke? No , I don't smoke.
Does your SO smoke? Nope. :)
How do you feel about kissing a smoker? ?I have kissed a smoker ... and while its fine ... there is still that some what taste ....
Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?read above. :)
 
KillerMuffin said:
No one's asked this in two years, so hey!

This applies to Cigarettes only.

Do you smoke? Nope. Never have, Never Will

Does you SO smoke?No, she doesn't either (thankfully)

How do you feel about kissing a smoker?mmmmmmmmmmm, how well does she kiss? How much does my kiss touch her?

Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?GASP !!!! I have , I have............somehow smoker's breath does NOT enhance the experience, but it also doesn't make the kiss feel different. ALL except that taste in my mouth after. GRRRRRRRRR
 
KillerMuffin said:
This applies to Cigarettes only.



Do you smoke? Nope. Never have, Never Will

Does you SO smoke? No, she doesn't either (thankfully)

How do you feel about kissing a smoker? mmmmmmmmmmm, how well does she kiss?

Have you ever actually kissed a smoker? GASP !!!! I have , I have............somehow smoker's breath does NOT enhance the experience, but it also doesn't make the kiss feel different. ALL except that taste in my mouth after. GRRRRRRRRR
 
I don't smoke -- I tried a clove once but the sweet taste it left on my lips was not enough to negate all the nasty ass shit I could feel happening to my body as I inhaled.

My significant other is even more anti-smoking than I am, so it doubly sucks for him that everyone in his immediate family smokes. :(

I think kissing a smoker is fucking nasty; the taste does absolutely nothing to enhance the experience, and in fact detracts from it. Neither gum nor breath spray nor a tongue scraper can save the breath and taste of a smoker. I think of it the same way as if I were to wrap my lips around and shove my tongue down an exhaust pipe.

I have kissed two smokers, and both times it was disgusting and humiliating (humiliating for reasons other than their being smokers which I won't expound here).
 
Do you smoke?
Yep

Does your SO smoke?
This is such a loaded question

How do you feel about kissing a smoker?
I have no problem with it at all

Have you ever actually kissed a smoker?
Yes
 
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