Christmas Vacation

[PacificBlue]

YYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

I'm so happy... *doing the happy dance*



My favorite jammies are being washed and dried right now...in an hour, I'll be safe, warm, and quietly tucked into clean sheets.

No more serving. No more asking people if they need anything else. No more answering questions.

YIPPIE!

 

[PacificBlue]

OH OH! I forgot the best part...

I GET TO SLEEP IN!!!

*content sigh*

 

[truegentleman]

AHHHH sleep!!!

Now if I could just win the power ball lottery I could sleep late everyday.

 

[PacificBlue]

Exactly what I was thinking.

Great minds think alike.

 

[truegentleman]

Put my money back.

It's mine I tell you, allllll mine.

*evil laugh*







ok maybe I will share.

 

[teddybear4play]

On somewhat similar lines, does anybody have a movie clip of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation where Clark Griswold goes on that obscenity-laden tirade? I can't find that anywhere online.

[/hijack]

TB4p

 

[Rubyfruit]

Just remember this feeling of utter relaxation the next time you have a biological urge, because once you have kids, there are no vacations and there is very little sleep. Also, they get fishie crackers and juice all over your clean sheets.

Brought to you by one very sleep-deprived mom.

 

[PacificBlue]

Put my money back.

It's mine I tell you, allllll mine.

*evil laugh*



ok maybe I will share.

hee, hee

Keep dreaming South Carolina boy!!!

I'm practicing my *trash talk* how did I do?

 

[PacificBlue]

Just remember this feeling of utter relaxation the next time you have a biological urge, because once you have kids, there are no vacations and there is very little sleep. Also, they get fishie crackers and juice all over your clean sheets.

Brought to you by one very sleep-deprived mom.

I think that would require actually having sex. hmm...

Non-issue.

 

[The Heretic]

On somewhat similar lines, does anybody have a movie clip of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation where Clark Griswold goes on that obscenity-laden tirade? I can't find that anywhere online.

[/hijack]

TB4p

I have the audio clip - I got it off the web at a sound site ( http://www.wavsource.com/movies/misc/christmas_vacation_no_good.wav ). It is pretty good:

"Cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit!!"

 

[Rhys]

Hallalujah! Holy Shit!


Where's the Tylenol?

here's another link

http://www.bubba.org/?option=nlcv

 

[Guest]

Hallalujah! Holy Shit!

LOL. "Clark, theres so many lights"
"SQUIRREL"

 

[teddybear4play]

here's another link

http://www.bubba.org/?option=nlcv

I've tried there before.

They have no still shots of that scene.

And Heretic, I already have the audio clip.

TB4p

 

[morninggirl5]

Okay, my vacation has been long enough. I'm ready to go back to school.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Okay, my vacation has been long enough. I'm ready to go back to school.

Hello Southern Belle. You've been away. It's nice to see your name again on the boards. I hope things are going well for you. Happy Holidays. Will you take a kiss from a War Eagle?

 

[morninggirl5]

Hello Southern Belle. You've been away. It's nice to see your name again on the boards. I hope things are going well for you. Happy Holidays. Will you take a kiss from a War Eagle?

I'm on my second daquiri, i'm not picky at all about kisses.

Happy Holidays to you as well.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I'm on my second daquiri, i'm not picky at all about kisses.

Happy Holidays to you as well.

Gnite. Time for me to get to bed.

 

[Ezarc]

What the heck is a vacation?

 

[PacificBlue]

Vacation = not having to be anywhere on any sort of time schedule.

 

[Ezarc]

It must be some sort of myth or fairytale. I have never seen one.

 

[PacificBlue]

I'm on one, they aren't a myth.

1 day down. 4 to go.

 

[bknight2602]

It must be some sort of myth or fairytale. I have never seen one.

There such things as vacations!

 

[Ezarc]

There such things as vacations!

Fuck you with a chainsaw.
I want one then!

 

[bknight2602]

Fuck you with a chainsaw.
I want one then!

The chain saw would be a bit on the excessive side. Actually I take my vacations in two to thre day chunks.

 

[Ezarc]

I have had one day off in the past week and a half and won't get another until wednesday.