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A Kitty's Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.

'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart -
Ate his mouse intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
Which made him take pause -
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa
So jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
And all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
And shed some more fur.
 
Christmas Songs for Cats
1. Claw the Halls
2. Away in a Litter Box
3. Jingle Purrs
4. Joy, To the Catnip
5. The First Meow
6. Feline Navidad
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
8. Frosty, the Furball
9. Here Comes Santa Claws
10. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
11. Oh! Scratching Post

_____________________________________________

Christmas Songs for Dogs
1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Rottweiler
2. We Three Canines
3. Oh, Holy Fire Hydrant
4. Duke, the Red Nosed Doberman
5. Sniffing Around the Christmas Tree
6. Jingle Bones
7. Wreck the Halls!
8. I Saw Mommy Licking Santa Claus
9. Away in a Dog House
10. All I Want For Xmas is My Own Chew Toy
 
Latest Christmas carol for 2008,:(

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twice

It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares

It's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in hand

So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing

Finance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town. :(
 
Knock Knock Christmas
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
 
Merry Christmas eve!!!
SSShhh! dont tell jenny I was
on here with eve!!:D
 
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