This just in: the Brits are perverts.

[Colleen Thomas]

Works for me! (I thought all were discriminating, but then had a flash of Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson and realized my error.)

~lucky

I know a lot of girls who need a revolving door rather than a zipper on thier pants

-Colly

 

[pop_54]

I know a lot of girls who need a revolving door rather than a zipper on thier pants

-Colly

Bit like someone I know, she'd trip you up and be under you before you hit the floor.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Bit like someone I know, she'd trip you up and be under you before you hit the floor.

You don't count pops, your just too sexy for your own good

-Colly

 

[MaxSebastian]

At least we British didn't shriek the house down when Janet Jackson got her nipple out.

So then they put the Oscars on a five-second delay in case any more tits got their Janets out!

How funny is that?

You guys are so conservative in the States!

 

[minsue]

At least we British didn't shriek the house down when Janet Jackson got her nipple out.

Pervert

 

[Colleen Thomas]

At least we British didn't shriek the house down when Janet Jackson got her nipple out.

So then they put the Oscars on a five-second delay in case any more tits got their Janets out!

How funny is that?

You guys are so conservative in the States!

Indecent pervert.

 

[Guest]

Indecent pervert.

My kind of guy.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My kind of guy.

LOL, evening sweet Lou

-Colly

 

[Guest]

LOL, evening sweet Lou

-Colly

Good evening, adorable Colly.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

If this is true as written, why doesn't the Queen smile more often?

You HAVE seen Phillip, haven't you?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LOL..

Define less than forward? As in not the sort of female sexual predator who goes out to singles bars to get laid, who has an assortment of sex aids at home and carries the portable ones with her in her handbag in case she doesn't make it home that night.

Believe it or not, but I've NEVER gotten SO horny that I can't keep myself until I get home to the privacy of my own bedroom, but have to resort to playing with toys in public restrooms.

 

[minsue]

Believe it or not, but I've NEVER gotten SO horny that I can't keep myself until I get home to the privacy of my own bedroom, but have to resort to playing with toys in public restrooms.

Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms.

Venturing out of emoticon whoredom, are we? Do tell, sweet Min, do tell...

~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms.

I'm with the duckling, um swan . . .:0

 

[minsue]

Venturing out of emoticon whoredom, are we? Do tell, sweet Min, do tell...

~lucky

Nice try, Lucky dear, but I just read the stories here. I leave the telling up to others.

- Mindy http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/cool/scifC79.gif

 

[Guest]

Nice try, Lucky dear, but I just read the stories here. I leave the telling up to others.

- Mindy http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/cool/scifC79.gif

Min, you seriously rawk!

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nice try, Lucky dear, but I just read the stories here. I leave the telling up to others.

- Mindy http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/cool/scifC79.gif

I'll settle for a PM, dear. I wish not to embarass you or rattle the little skeletons in your closet. Kisses...

~lucky

 

[minsue]

I'll settle for a PM, dear. I wish not to embarass you or rattle the little skeletons in your closet. Kisses...

~lucky

[pout]You'll settle for a PM? harrumph. [/pout]

- Mindy, who thought the PMs were special, dammit!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

[pout]You'll settle for a PM? harrumph. [/pout]

- Mindy, who thought the PMs were special, dammit!

Oh, baby, don't be like that. I only thought others here could appreciate your public restroom endeavors...but if you wish not to share them with us then fine...your special PM is on its way, sweetie. It starts something like this:

Lie back, relax and let lucky l**k your harrumphs away until...

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Oh, baby, don't be like that. I only thought others here could appreciate your public restroom endeavors...but if you wish not to share them with us then fine...your special PM is on its way, sweetie. It starts something like this:

Lie back, relax and let lucky l**k your harrumphs away until...

~lucky

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/engel/evil_smilie2.gif

 

[minsue]

Min, you seriously rawk!

Lou

A kiss from the woman who's AVs have derailed so many threads recently!

 

[Guest]

A kiss from the woman who's AVs have derailed so many threads recently!

I don't mean to do it. It's the fault of all these horny blokes around here. Well, one in particular.

Lou

P.S. Have some more: and a too.

 

[pop_54]

A kiss from the woman who's AVs have derailed so many threads recently!

That's not all those Av's have derailed Min, starched few items of underclothing I can tell you.

 

[Guest]

That's not all those Av's have derailed Min, starched few items of underclothing I can tell you.

Oh pack it in!

Right, that does it, tomorrow morning I'm gonna find the frumpiest, most un-attractive photo of myself I can find.

I think there's one of me with a gob full of cake somewhere...

Lou

 

[SlickTony]

Aw, Tatelou, don't get rid of your current AV. You look kind of like a young Bonnie Raitt in that one.