This just in: the Brits are perverts.

lucky-E-leven said:
Works for me! :D (I thought all were discriminating, but then had a flash of Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson and realized my error.)

~lucky

I know a lot of girls who need a revolving door rather than a zipper on thier pants :rolleyes:

-Colly
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I know a lot of girls who need a revolving door rather than a zipper on thier pants :rolleyes:

-Colly

Bit like someone I know, she'd trip you up and be under you before you hit the floor.:devil: :D
 
pop_54 said:
Bit like someone I know, she'd trip you up and be under you before you hit the floor.:devil: :D

You don't count pops, your just too sexy for your own good ;)

-Colly
 
At least we British didn't shriek the house down when Janet Jackson got her nipple out.

So then they put the Oscars on a five-second delay in case any more tits got their Janets out!

How funny is that?

You guys are so conservative in the States!


:p
 
MaxSebastian said:
At least we British didn't shriek the house down when Janet Jackson got her nipple out.

So then they put the Oscars on a five-second delay in case any more tits got their Janets out!

How funny is that?

You guys are so conservative in the States!


:p

Indecent pervert.
 
raphy said:
LOL..

Define less than forward? As in not the sort of female sexual predator who goes out to singles bars to get laid, who has an assortment of sex aids at home and carries the portable ones with her in her handbag in case she doesn't make it home that night.

Believe it or not, but I've NEVER gotten SO horny that I can't keep myself until I get home to the privacy of my own bedroom, but have to resort to playing with toys in public restrooms.:eek:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Believe it or not, but I've NEVER gotten SO horny that I can't keep myself until I get home to the privacy of my own bedroom, but have to resort to playing with toys in public restrooms.:eek:

Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms. :devil:
 
minsue said:
Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms. :devil:

Venturing out of emoticon whoredom, are we? Do tell, sweet Min, do tell...

~lucky
 
minsue said:
Funny. I've never thought of it as 'resorting' to playing in public restrooms. :devil:

I'm with the duckling, um swan . . .:0
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'll settle for a PM, dear. I wish not to embarass you or rattle the little skeletons in your closet. Kisses...

~lucky :kiss:

[pout]You'll settle for a PM? harrumph. [/pout]

- Mindy, who thought the PMs were special, dammit! ;)
 
minsue said:
[pout]You'll settle for a PM? harrumph. [/pout]

- Mindy, who thought the PMs were special, dammit! ;)

Oh, baby, don't be like that. I only thought others here could appreciate your public restroom endeavors...but if you wish not to share them with us then fine...your special PM is on its way, sweetie. It starts something like this:

Lie back, relax and let lucky l**k your harrumphs away until...

~lucky :devil:
 
minsue said:
A kiss from the woman who's AVs have derailed so many threads recently! :p

:eek:

I don't mean to do it. It's the fault of all these horny blokes around here. Well, one in particular. :rolleyes:

Lou ;)

P.S. Have some more: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and a :p too.
 
minsue said:
A kiss from the woman who's AVs have derailed so many threads recently! :p

That's not all those Av's have derailed Min, starched few items of underclothing I can tell you.:devil:
 
pop_54 said:
That's not all those Av's have derailed Min, starched few items of underclothing I can tell you.:devil:

Oh pack it in! :p

Right, that does it, tomorrow morning I'm gonna find the frumpiest, most un-attractive photo of myself I can find.

I think there's one of me with a gob full of cake somewhere...

Lou :kiss: :devil: :D
 
Aw, Tatelou, don't get rid of your current AV. You look kind of like a young Bonnie Raitt in that one.
 
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