SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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What kind of advertising would you like to see for Christmas Gifts?
On our drive home my wife and I were playing with this while checking out the BillBoards. Then our minds went a bit warped and we just couldn't start.
Two that kept being bandied about in the car:
It's new. From Ronco, the Ginsu Two. It slices, it dices, it commits home mayhem. If you order within fifteen minutes you get the entire Lorena Bobbit endorsed home kit. The four inch paring knife. The six inch and the eight inch knife and the Lorena Bobbit Special Ten Incher. (Laser etched with her Autograph.) This kit also includes a small hand shovel to hide those little mistakes. That's right folks for $19.95 you get all of this and more. We'll even throw in for free a handy carryall for those road trips when you just can't leave your kitchen knives at home.
Is your house crowded? Are there already too many mouths to feed? You can't afford to feed or take care of more little ones? We here at Ronco feel your pain. Now for the first time we can help you. For a mere $29.95 we offer the first F.D.A. approved home Vasectomy Kit. What's more it is completely needle less and Scalpelless. Call now and order it. It will be delivered in a plain looking box to keep you annonymous. Inside the box you will find everything you need to perform your at home Vasectomy. That's right when you open the box you will find one pair of rubber gloves, a Sterile Vacuum packed Steel Block and a Sterile Ball Peen Hammer as well as detailed directions. If you order within the next 24 hours we will also throw in free a Gag to stifle unseemly noises and a hand written endorsement stating you are now the proud recipient of the manly Ronco Home Vasectomy. Order now.
Cat
On our drive home my wife and I were playing with this while checking out the BillBoards. Then our minds went a bit warped and we just couldn't start.
Two that kept being bandied about in the car:
It's new. From Ronco, the Ginsu Two. It slices, it dices, it commits home mayhem. If you order within fifteen minutes you get the entire Lorena Bobbit endorsed home kit. The four inch paring knife. The six inch and the eight inch knife and the Lorena Bobbit Special Ten Incher. (Laser etched with her Autograph.) This kit also includes a small hand shovel to hide those little mistakes. That's right folks for $19.95 you get all of this and more. We'll even throw in for free a handy carryall for those road trips when you just can't leave your kitchen knives at home.
Is your house crowded? Are there already too many mouths to feed? You can't afford to feed or take care of more little ones? We here at Ronco feel your pain. Now for the first time we can help you. For a mere $29.95 we offer the first F.D.A. approved home Vasectomy Kit. What's more it is completely needle less and Scalpelless. Call now and order it. It will be delivered in a plain looking box to keep you annonymous. Inside the box you will find everything you need to perform your at home Vasectomy. That's right when you open the box you will find one pair of rubber gloves, a Sterile Vacuum packed Steel Block and a Sterile Ball Peen Hammer as well as detailed directions. If you order within the next 24 hours we will also throw in free a Gag to stifle unseemly noises and a hand written endorsement stating you are now the proud recipient of the manly Ronco Home Vasectomy. Order now.
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