matriarch
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CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE – ENJOY!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of unsalted butter
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer.
6. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
7. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
8. Beat again.
9. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still okay.
10. Try another cup.......just in case.
11. Turn off the mixerer.
12. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl.
13. Chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
14. Pick fruit off floor.
15. Mix on the turner.
16. If the fried druid gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
17. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
18. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
19. Check the vodka.
20. Now shift the lemming juice and strain your nuts.
21. Add one table.
22. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
23. Greash the oven.
24. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
25. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
26. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
27. Finish the vodka.
28. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
I came across this last Christmas and it's become a regular and great favourite in my office..........especially when read aloud, in the correct voice....usually results in hysterical laughter.....try it.
Mat (thinking of recording this for her Christmas message.....)
Anyone else got any unusual Christmas recipes??
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of unsalted butter
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer.
6. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
7. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
8. Beat again.
9. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still okay.
10. Try another cup.......just in case.
11. Turn off the mixerer.
12. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl.
13. Chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
14. Pick fruit off floor.
15. Mix on the turner.
16. If the fried druid gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
17. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
18. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
19. Check the vodka.
20. Now shift the lemming juice and strain your nuts.
21. Add one table.
22. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
23. Greash the oven.
24. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
25. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
26. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
27. Finish the vodka.
28. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
I came across this last Christmas and it's become a regular and great favourite in my office..........especially when read aloud, in the correct voice....usually results in hysterical laughter.....try it.
Mat (thinking of recording this for her Christmas message.....)Anyone else got any unusual Christmas recipes??
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