Christ Is Risen

[Taint_mAnn]

Christ was a known homosexual.

 

[phrodeau]

Is he going to be a day early again this year? He's supposed to return on the third day, not the second.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Is he going to be a day early again this year? He's supposed to return on the third day, not the second.

All these readings and you missed that?

The celebration is Saturday night, early Sunday. Midnight mass on Saturday is the first Easter mass.

This is closest i've read thus far to help explain. https://www.ucg.org/the-good-news/j...surrected-on-sunday-how-long-was-jesus-in-the

 

[beew]

Mine is next week, but thanks and Happy Easter to you all!

Christmas has become too commercialized and boring, but Easter mass celebrations retained the magic and spirituality.
I particularly enjoy the part where they all light candles outside the church and sign together.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Happy Easter!

 

[richard_daily]

Is he here yet?

Where is he?

 

[God_Above]

Is he here yet?

Where is he?

He's still asleep, so stop yelling at him.

 

[OldJourno]

Is he here yet?

Where is he?

He never left.
Happy Easter.

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

observed graffiti:

JESUS LIVES IN MY HEART!

underneath:

Beware. If He gets stuck in an artery, you'll die.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Christ was a known homosexual.

I thought he was banging Mary Magdalene?

According to Phillip:

And the companion of the saviour was Mary Magdalene. Christ loved Mary more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often. The rest of the disciples were offended by it and expressed disapproval. They said to him, "Why do you love her more than all of us?" The Saviour answered and said to them, "Why do I not love you like her?"

 

[richard_daily]

He never left.
Happy Easter.

He never existed.

 

[Tryharder62]

I thought he was banging Mary Magdalene?

According to Phillip:

And the companion of the saviour was Mary Magdalene. Christ loved Mary more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often. The rest of the disciples were offended by it and expressed disapproval. They said to him, "Why do you love her more than all of us?" The Saviour answered and said to them, "Why do I not love you like her?"

I always thought it was funny that people knock the canonical gospels but swear this piece of writing is absolute truth. For some it must be take what you like and leave the rest on steroids!

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I always thought it was funny that people knock the canonical gospels but swear this piece of writing is absolute truth. For some it must be take what you like and leave the rest on steroids!

I am not specifically knocking the canonical gospels - they say what they say in their heavily edited by Rome way. The rejection of the apocryphal gospels was because they depict Jesus as the man he was and not the god the Council of Nicaea decided he needed to be as a part of their power consolidation 300 years after his death.

He was definitely banging Magdeleine. Why wouldn't he? He loved her.

 

[Tryharder62]

I am not specifically knocking the canonical gospels - they say what they say in their heavily edited by Rome way. The rejection of the apocryphal gospels was because they depict Jesus as the man he was and not the god the Council of Nicaea decided he needed to be as a part of their power consolidation 300 years after his death.

He was definitely banging Magdeleine. Why wouldn't he? He loved her.

I don't think so. It must say somewhere Thou shalt not bang!

 

[OldJourno]

He never existed.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/opinion-columns/victor-joecks/the-evidence-for-easter/

 

[nowisthetime]

Rightists of the GB acting as if they believe in Christ's words. Hypocritical goons.

You all are fake.

 

[Hypoxia]

https://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/opinion-columns/victor-joecks/the-evidence-for-easter/

I didn't catch the audio.

Basic problem: independent corroboration, or lack thereof. John the Baptist is mentioned (disparagingly) in contemporary records. The rest of the gospel story has no backup. A jaywalker couldn't be convicted on biblical evidence.

 

[Taint_mAnn]

Christ has RISEN!

https://pics.me.me/jesus-fucking-christ-7794214.png

 

[beew]

The Sistine Chapel was open today for public visitation, Leftists included.
Inside, several religious people were praying to God and Christ, which some found to be disturbing.

So what did Leftists do?
Instead of explaining to the crowd the difference between the Bible metaphors and facts, they peed en group on the frescos. To prove that God and Christ do not exist.

Forceful jets of pee -proofs of their masculinity and intellectual superiority- are still hitting the paintings as I'm typing these.

 

[God_Above]

I thought he was banging Mary Magdalene?

According to Phillip:

And the companion of the saviour was Mary Magdalene. Christ loved Mary more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often. The rest of the disciples were offended by it and expressed disapproval. They said to him, "Why do you love her more than all of us?" The Saviour answered and said to them,

I told them she had better tits.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Nine days to the Rapture. Repent oh ye sinners! Take Christ into your heart and you have just purchased your one-way ticket to paradise!

No, Eddie Money, you may not take a guest.

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

It's longer till Cinco de Mayo. There's a little-know tale of the Titanic's tragic maiden voyage, when the ship's holds were filled with Royal Mayonnaise. The day of the iceberg disaster is now commemmorated as Sinko de Mayo. None arose, more's the loss.