Christ Is Risen

[girlsmiley]

I'd nail you.

Why did Jesus look so ripped when he was crucified?

 

[pointless]

because they stabbed him with a spear as an act of mercy so as to hasten his death.

 

[girlsmiley]

No.

Because CrossFit.

 

[Aquagal]

Why did Jesus look so ripped when he was crucified?

Ripped as in drunk or ripped as in a six pack?

White Jesus!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I gotta have my suffering
So that I can have my cross
I know a cat named Easter
He says, "Will you ever learn?
You're just an empty cage, girl,
If you kill the bird."

 

[Aquagal]

No.

Because CrossFit.

Oh...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ripped as in drunk or ripped as in a six pack?

White Jesus!

Ha! I imagine a pissed up Jesus swaying on the cross singing I'm tired and I wanna go home...

 

[Fata Morgana]

No.

Because CrossFit.

Brilliant!

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh...

Haha!

 

[Parminderjeet]

Come down.
Get off your fucking cross.
We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For our sins and our lies
Goodbye...

 

[girlsmiley]

Ha! I imagine a pissed up Jesus swaying on the cross singing I'm tired and I wanna go home...

Angry drunk Jesus hahaha

 

[Disgustipated]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ktYV7-0PU

 

[pointless]

my answer was better.

 

[Tryharder62]

You are my friends. There is no greater love than to lay down your life for your friends ~ Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V51mz3Pjpw


https://compass-point.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/One-Church-Mar-29-2013-He-is-risen-indeed.png

 

[OldJourno]

There seems to be a remarkable lack of tolerance in this thread.
Some might call it unchristian.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Blessed Beltane to all.

It's Eostre. A celebration of spring and the fertility goddess of the same name. It's why eggs and rabbits (hares actually) for the fecundity are symbols of Eostre.

Happy Eostre.

 

[Hard_Rom]

There seems to be a remarkable lack of tolerance in this thread.
Some might call it unchristian.

Not un, anti.

 

[pink]

I haven't found a new church, where I am living now. I might not find one.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I haven't found a new church, where I am living now. I might not find one.

A dearth of churches in the US! Surely you jest?

Just wrong denomination?

 

[neci]

Easter is a fabulous cat name.

 

[OldJourno]

Not un, anti.

Peace be with you.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Easter is a fabulous cat name.

And Freya.
http://myhistoryfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/freya.jpg

http://cdn.keepeostreineaster.com/img/keep-eostre-in-easter-magnet-product-1.jpg

 

[irksomesauce]

There seems to be a remarkable lack of tolerance in this thread.
Some might call it unchristian.

You expect anything less from such a rancid pile of friggin' babykillers?

 

[pollynova]

He is risen, indeed!

Happy Easter everyone!

 

[phrodeau]

So have my buns.

I must get them in the oven.