Chopsticks are evil

[Red Menace]

I was rummaging through Sir's toy collection a while ago, curious about all the various instruments and implements, and at the very bottom of the suitecase I found a little plastic chopstick. I held it up and looked at Him questioningly. He laughed and said that was the nastiest toy He owned. He saw the doubt on my face so he bent me over and applied that evil little chopstick to my ass.

I will never doubt again. I will never order Chinese take-out in His presence. The chopstick is evil. Fear the chopstick.

Subs, what toys do you hope are never used on you? Dom/mes what toys do you know inspire fear in your subs?

 

[redelicious]

I was rummaging through Sir's toy collection a while ago, curious about all the various instruments and implements, and at the very bottom of the suitecase I found a little plastic chopstick. I held it up and looked at Him questioningly. He laughed and said that was the nastiest toy He owned. He saw the doubt on my face so he bent me over and applied that evil little chopstick to my ass.

I will never doubt again. I will never order Chinese take-out in His presence. The chopstick is evil. Fear the chopstick.

Subs, what toys do you hope are never used on you? Dom/mes what toys do you know inspire fear in your subs?

Hi Red

I am deathly afraid of the cane. I don't even consider it a toy....

 

[Red Menace]

Heehee... Hi Red.

I thought that about the cane. Until I experienced it. It can be used with finesse and gentleness and feel quite good. But that chopstick is just evil, I tell ya.

 

[Guest]

Try the take-out chop sticks. Yea, those eco-unfriendly processed wood type. Do NOT seperate the pieces. For softer pinch, apply the tip. For the tighter, motherfuckin' grip, proceed to clip-on further and further, if you get my meaning.

Dom: do NOT ''snap'' it on. The subs will see the stars.

 

[MissTaken]

Evil chopsticks?

Evil CV?

A fellow perv, perhpas?

 

[DRxBlue]

OK...i admit i'm not an authority on BDSM

It was only this past March that i first caught a glimmer of what the whole BSDM scene is about. i've done a LOT of homework on the subject, because it's possibly the most fascinating branch of human behavior i've ever discovered.

But in this case i'm totally bewildered. i keep thinking and thinking, but nothing's HAPPENING!

Several times Red Menace, (COOL handle, nice to meet you) you have referred to THE chopstick-- singular.

So "Rum on the Rocks" (or whatever<jk>) seems confused when referring to "pinching" and "snapping on". (he's shown signs of confusion before... as have i)

Was "the chopstick" used as a spanking device? i hesitate to wonder what other uses it might have been put to. Could you please just sketch out a general idea of what was done to you? And why it was such an ordeal.

No need to get TOO graphic.

Thank you,
Blue

 

[cellis]

I am not certain funtion Red's chopstick plays...Like Blue I am a little confused.

However, If you take them apart and put small rubber bands on each end they make a great nipple vice...

 

[DRxBlue]

Yup! (hi, cellis ) Mr.V made that case fairly clearly, and apart from the possible danger of slivers, it would be one of the GREAT ideas for "Impromptu Torture Devices Made From Things Around The House".

You've contributed a few recipes in the past, if memory serves. i can hardly wait for the "rest of the story" from RM.

 

[Guest]

Re: OK...i admit i'm not an authority on BDSM

THE chopstick-- singular.

So "Rum on the Rocks" (or whatever<jk>) seems confused when referring to "pinching" and "snapping on". (he's shown signs of confusion before... as have i)

Have you never been to a Japanese restaurant? Disposable chopsticks come as one piece. However, only the thicker end is connected to one another. To use them, one has to snap the ''chopstick'' into two pieces. Therefore, an unsnaped one can effectivly act as whatyamacallit, crocodile cramps? Clothes peg? Tit clip? What?

Whatya lookin' at?

 

[serijules]

I was rummaging through Sir's toy collection a while ago, curious about all the various instruments and implements, and at the very bottom of the suitecase I found a little plastic chopstick. I held it up and looked at Him questioningly. He laughed and said that was the nastiest toy He owned. He saw the doubt on my face so he bent me over and applied that evil little chopstick to my ass.

I will never doubt again. I will never order Chinese take-out in His presence. The chopstick is evil. Fear the chopstick.

Subs, what toys do you hope are never used on you? Dom/mes what toys do you know inspire fear in your subs?

I have a Dom friend that can do this little evil fear-the-innocent thing with nearly anything. A pencil, a watchband, a rubber ruler (left the imprint of the ruler in my thighs for DAYS...little numbers and lines lol) Hopefully, he never discovers the plastic chopstick.

I am a toy lover, even the toys I hate, I love...except a crop. Which is odd since I love the cane so much, but I absolutly hate the crop. I've never had it used sensually so I'm sure it can be wonderful, but the few times I've had it used on me, I hated it. My lexan paddle with holes usually makes my heart skip a beat or two as well.

 

[Red Menace]

Nice to meet you too, DrxBlue. Sorry for all the confusion...

The chopstick was used as a mini-cane. Because it is so small, it's very easy to control the placement and delivery of the blows. It very quickly creates an unbearable stinging sensation, especially when applied to the same spot repeatedly.

As far as stingy things go, I love a flogger and can do that forever, the single tail is quickly becoming one of my favorites, I can even take a cane for a short period, but that chopstick... ~shivers~

 

[DRxBlue]

I was rummaging through Sir's toy collection a while ago, curious about all the various instruments and implements, and at the very bottom of the suitecase I found a little plastic chopstick. I held it up and looked at Him questioningly. He laughed and said that was the nastiest toy He owned. He saw the doubt on my face so he bent me over and applied that evil little chopstick to my ass.

<snip>

"A little plastic chopSTICK" was applied to her ASS!

Thanks serijules, i wasn't sure i was reading it right. It just doesn't seem like a spanking with a pencil or a chopstick could BE that potent a sensation. That's what i love about this place. The stuff you find out here is always so surprising.

If given a choice between a paddle and a chopstick, i'll know which choice to make whether i want to "feel the burn" or just get "warmed up". Now all i have to do is find someone to give me my choice.

Blue

 

[DRxBlue]

And thank YOU, Red!

My name is Blue...how do you DO? It is a pleasure to meet you.

That's really surprising...i gotta try this on my nephew! Naw! What can i DO with this new knowledge?

It's like inventing dynamite, but not having any place to try it out! Oooo the frustration...

Blue

 

[Artless Preen]

Drxblue,

YOU deserve a lady to play with. a switch, by my guess, someone who is lovely and loves you the way you deserve to be loved. With chopsticks, hugs, an inquiring mind and a healthy dose of CBT.

But I might just be guessing

 

[Red Menace]

Pleasure to meet you too, Blue. I do quite well, thank you. I do not like green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I am... Oh, sorry... just got carried away there.

Probably just as well you have no one to torture with a chopstick. I guarantee that any potential partner would thank you for not using it. Evil little device. Evil, I tell ya.

lol @ serijules. Fear the dom that does the fear-the-innocent-thing thing. You never know what you're gonna get or when you're gonna get it. And thanks for the warning. I'll have to keep my architect's scale away from Sir.

 

[bunny bondage]

well, while we're giving martha stewart tips of bdsm, i guess i'll share my own "fun around the house" experiences (although they're not great, i'd like to hear more!). for one thing, a slightly altered broom handle (or mop handle, or curtian rod, or whatever) can become a spreader bar. it also can be used behind the back, running parallel along the spine having hands and feet tied to it. thing number two: ever been spanked with one of those gel insoles for a shoe? OW!

 

[DRxBlue]

"Martha Stewart BDSM tips?!" LrRH!!

(That's Laughing really, REALLY Hard)

Gel Sole inserts? That's wicked and delightfully creative. That's one of the main features of BDSM thought that appealed to me when i first discovered it last March.

People into BDSM tend to be well above average intelligence and amazingly inventive. This can lead to many mind and sense expanding revelations in the most ordinary surroundings.

Here's a link to a thread that James Blandings started for me back when i was a real newbie. (not a jaded 7 month "veteran" who's still never swung a flogger)

i had been lamenting the fact that i live in a small town in Northern Minnesota, which is almost "kink-free".(at least they keep it pretty quiet) The nearest place which might stock "toys" is 65 miles away.

As i soon found out that would be no problem! You just need to look at things with a more twisted view.

Check it out:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77671

Blue

 

[serijules]

lol @ serijules. Fear the dom that does the fear-the-innocent-thing thing. You never know what you're gonna get or when you're gonna get it. And thanks for the warning. I'll have to keep my architect's scale away from Sir.

You mean the the pica stick??! That's another one, I forgot about that one, Pica sticks are evil, Pica sticks need to be banished....

For those of you that don't know, a Pica stick comes in various forms and materials, but mine is basically a long metal ruler, usually pretty thin, and has a rounded tip...aka, no danger of cutting. Mine is very long and thin and whippy (I'm a graphic artist) and my god does it sting. It's no longer good for pica measuring either, that's for sure lol

Ouch ouch ouch

 

[navarre]

You mean the the pica stick??! That's another one, I forgot about that one, Pica sticks are evil, Pica sticks need to be banished....

For those of you that don't know, a Pica stick comes in various forms and materials, but mine is basically a long metal ruler, usually pretty thin, and has a rounded tip...aka, no danger of cutting. Mine is very long and thin and whippy (I'm a graphic artist) and my god does it sting. It's no longer good for pica measuring either, that's for sure lol

Ouch ouch ouch

Thank you serijules.