ChilledVodka seeks a single ''professional'' American woman

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for temporary marrage in order for me to get a greencard.

I will sleep on the sofa and do all the domestic chore.

We may or may not hit it off good and stay married.

But most likely the arrangement will be terminated when I get a job.

There will be no payment of any kind. I rely on your good heart.

If you want a true friend, you got me. Take it or leave it.

P.S. If you're good looking, it helps. Kids are a minus but won't discourage me. Pets are okay, too.
 
ChilledVodka said:
for temporary marrage in order for me to get a greencard.

I will sleep on the sofa and do all the domestic chore.

We may or may not hit it off good and stay married.

But most likely the arrangement will be terminated when I get a job.

There will be no payment of any kind. I rely on your good heart.

If you want a true friend, you got me. Take it or leave it.

P.S. If you're good looking, it helps. Kids are a minus but won't discourage me. Pets are okay, too.

No money involved? forget it.

And you can't get a divorce for a least a year. If not, they'll probably catch on. It's illigal to marry for a greencard.
 
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MoonWolf said:


And you can't get a divorce for a least a year. If not, they'll probably catch on. It's illigal to marry for a greencard.

It's two years. Get divorced after a year and eleven months, and get deported.

This will likely at least triple the number of applicants, knowing they can be Mrs. CV for at least two full years.



So, apropos of nothing... any gorgeous, rich, sexually insatiable women out there who want to move to the U.S.? ;)
 
yayati said:


Idiot. Cant you see where he fukks up???
You have been reading my posts for a year now and still can't distinguish?????

you are illiterate m0ron ok.

ChilledVodka is a cheap englsih copy okay
he is also the biggest phag on earth
I think you two concocted this shitt up yerselves hehehehe

I can see deception lurking....ahahahah

PMs and bullshitt bullshitt dragons ahahahahahahaha
la la la la la la la la...adding a tune to your sorry song and dance
 
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takingchances42 said:


It's two years. Get divorced after a year and eleven months, and get deported.

Ouch, two years.....
This will likely at least triple the number of applicants, knowing they can be Mrs. CV for at least two full years..
yea, I'm first in line.....
So, apropos of nothing... any gorgeous, rich, sexually insatiable women out there who want to move to the U.S.? ;)

Sorry, I'm already here.....:)
 
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MoonWolf said:


Sorry, I'm already here.....:)

You are? Hmmm... well if bribing you with a greencard won't work, how about good old-fashioned greenbacks? :D
 
badasschick said:
Do you mean professional, as in Hooker..or just a sugarmama?
Sugarmama.

I will work, though if I can get a job at 7/11 and such.

In addition, I'm a pacifist who hate guns.
 
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MoonWolf said:
yea, I'm first in line.....
Are you serious or being circustic?
 
ChilledVodka said:
for temporary marrage in order for me to get a greencard.

I will sleep on the sofa and do all the domestic chore.

We may or may not hit it off good and stay married.

But most likely the arrangement will be terminated when I get a job.

There will be no payment of any kind. I rely on your good heart.

If you want a true friend, you got me. Take it or leave it.

P.S. If you're good looking, it helps. Kids are a minus but won't discourage me. Pets are okay, too.


Are you considered a pet? Do you have to go walkies every day?
 
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theislandman said:



Are you considered a pet? Do you have to go walkies every day?
No, silly.

But, I might do role play thingie.
 
50 Grand $USD, and three pictures of you posted to this thread of you with "I'm Dixon's Bitch" painted accross your chest and you're in.
 
Hey CV, see If you can get Angel down to 20 grand .... the rest of the stuff sounds easy.
 
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