Children's toys

[Guest]

Motherfucking packaging!

Every fucking thing is fucking strapped in with these fucking wire ties that are like 2 fucking feet long and it takes 5 fucking minutes to get each one untied. They might as well have welded them inside the boxes.

I finally cheated and used side-cutters.

 

[lost]

Motherfucking packaging!

Every fucking thing is fucking strapped in with these fucking wire ties that are like 2 fucking feet long and it takes 5 fucking minutes to get each one untied. They might as well have welded them inside the boxes.

I finally cheated and used side-cutters.

I spent too much time undoing those last night. Why do they do that?

 

[Guest]

There was this one toy, 2 4" long monster trucks. They had 8 one foot long wire ties holding them down. It was like performing surgery to get them out.

 

[Guest]

And a little kiddie lap top computer. They build holes in the bottom just for the fucking wires to strap it down. 5 wires. A lap top. Yeah.

Kids waht to play NOW and don't understand the packaging crap!

 

[Purrde Flower]

Kids waht to play NOW and don't understand the packaging crap!

hehe imagine doing that for four children.. I did that early this morning.

 

[Soblue]

You have to wonder why it takes 10 twisties to hold one little barbie doll in its box...sheez!

And I needed a steady hand to put at least 1000 stickers in exactly the right places in the barbie townhouse.

Everything is assembled here finally and there's girly bliss in the Blue houehold.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Lancecastor]

So far today I have unravelled the mysteries of the Nintendo Game Cube wiring through a mono VCR with a lost remote into a stereo tv; a remote control car with tiny screws for the Triple A battery housing (I had my nephew "test" the 9V on his tongue, tee-hee);have assembled two (2) model cars with the decals you soak in water;resolved 3 Monopoly Rules disputes... and run interference between my brother and his mother in law, thereby keeping open hostilities at bay (for now).

More rum, damnit....I need more rum, stat!

Have fun !

Lance

 

[Guest]

I dont mind the wires, its just the sexual innuendos that concerns me.

 

[His_kitty]

(I had my nephew "test" the 9V on his tongue, tee-hee)

LOL


That's just so mean! My brother did that to me when I was six, shocks the hell outta ya, and no I'm not upset because when I tried that same trick on my son last year he didn't fall for it. The lil spoiled sport.


The hardest thing I had to put together today was the GameBoyAdvance's batteries and inserting the game into the system. I felt that I had to check things out, just to make sure that it was working properly and all. ;-)

There are advantages to having a ten year old boy. Less wires, stickers and things to put together.

 

[ma_guy]

lol I bought my daughter a Palm Pilot thingy and it was packaged in one of those hermetically sealed plastic packages. I finally ended up cutting it open with a big steak knife. How the heck are you supposed to get into thiose things? lol

 

[Cheyenne]

How about a doll (not Barbie, but one that size) with long hair where they literally have SEWN the hair together? Like putting your hair in the sewing machine and stitching a thread all the way across. Almost impossible to get out without cutting the hair, too.

 

[Guest]

I dont mind the wires, its just the sexual innuendos that concerns me.

Deal with it

 

[Guest]

lol I bought my daughter a Palm Pilot thingy and it was packaged in one of those hermetically sealed plastic packages. I finally ended up cutting it open with a big steak knife. How the heck are you supposed to get into thiose things? lol

Yet another example of packaging joy, hey? Those things are impossible!

 

[Guest]

hehe imagine doing that for four children.. I did that early this morning.

We've got 3 in the house today, so I'm a close second.

For the nieces and nephews last night, we opened all the stuff ahead of time and made it so the toys were ready to go. It took a long time, but was worth it.

 

[littlekateyes]

Motherfucking packaging!

Every fucking thing is fucking strapped in with these fucking wire ties that are like 2 fucking feet long and it takes 5 fucking minutes to get each one untied. They might as well have welded them inside the boxes.

I finally cheated and used side-cutters.

Yes those are a pain in the butt, that is why before I wrap the present I take all of those things off. They can take up to 10 min trying to unwind those, and the get them off the toy.

 

[Guest]

How about a doll (not Barbie, but one that size) with long hair where they literally have SEWN the hair together? Like putting your hair in the sewing machine and stitching a thread all the way across. Almost impossible to get out without cutting the hair, too.

LOL!

 

[Guest]

So far today I have unravelled the mysteries of the Nintendo Game Cube wiring through a mono VCR with a lost remote into a stereo tv; a remote control car with tiny screws for the Triple A battery housing (I had my nephew "test" the 9V on his tongue, tee-hee);have assembled two (2) model cars with the decals you soak in water;resolved 3 Monopoly Rules disputes... and run interference between my brother and his mother in law, thereby keeping open hostilities at bay (for now).

More rum, damnit....I need more rum, stat!

Have fun !

Lance

That actually sounds like fun

Merry Christmas!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Children's toys

Yes those are a pain in the butt, that is why before I wrap the present I take all of those things off. They can take up to 10 min trying to unwind those, and the get them off the toy.

Smart move, yes!

 

[Guest]

You have to wonder why it takes 10 twisties to hold one little barbie doll in its box...sheez!

And I needed a steady hand to put at least 1000 stickers in exactly the right places in the barbie townhouse.

Everything is assembled here finally and there's girly bliss in the Blue houehold.

Merry Christmas!

Nice tits. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[MissTaken]

Ahh Storm!

You beat me to this thread idea!

So, Barbie dolls must be precious items as they sew the hair to the cardboard, wire them in and sew in the accessories. The lil one recieved six Barbies, two packages of clothing, an 86 piece Barbie condo and a 40 piece accessory set! Ack!

Then, we try to explain that the Santa who was kind enough to bring the Nintendo game cube, forgot the memory card. Oh why, oh why is Walmart closed on Christmas Day!

My brother had to come over to deal with all the boy toys, and had a great time blowing up the blow up ninja punching bag...Hmmm experience, perhaps?

Well, happy holidays everyone.
It is about the kids, this year, for me....

Someday, they will have children of their own and I will laugh and laugh on Christmas morning!

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: Children's toys

Smart move, yes!

Yes, I even insert fresh batteries before wrapping too. That way my son and nephew can enjoy them, and I don't have to be rushed.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Children's toys

Yes, I even insert fresh batteries before wrapping too. That way my son and nephew can enjoy them, and I don't have to be rushed.

Is this a clue that I should get you a vibrator next year with battery included?

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Children's toys

Is this a clue that I should get you a vibrator next year with battery included?

No, but thank you.

 

[Soblue]

Nice tits. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Thank you :kissyface:

I have a contest idea! How long before the first board game or puzzle box gets destroyed? I will surely win, my kids are well on their way already!

Don't step in that box is my mantra today.

 

[Guest]

Re: Ahh Storm!

My brother had to come over to deal with all the boy toys, and had a great time blowing up the blow up ninja punching bag...Hmmm experience, perhaps?

LOL. Maybe he has a palm pilot as well?