Cherry popping...

It's like a stranger walking up close to you in an elevator and asking you if you're wearing underwear. I'll need at least a glass of wine first.
 
Dear Penthouse:

My name's Adam and there once was this girl named Eve...


:D
 
The problem is, for most people, the popping occurred while underage so it cannot be posted on this site.

But then there's people like me, who've never had sex, so that's not an issue. :angel wings:
 
it could have been posted here three years ago. hell there was a sticky in glbt all about it and then it was gone and now we have to pretend no one has ever had sex before they were legal in california even though that's not illegal at all in any way whatsoever.
 
My hot woman on woman action with Parody doesn't count as sex.

They are magical moments of bliss.

:halo:
 
I got all the pits out, it was just as good, if not better, than the apple pie, why?
 
I can't remember, I was probably little, probably just bit into the cherry, and it popped, so I ate it. No big deal, everyone eats cherries. Now I'm kind of craving a cherry pie. I might have to swing over to Baker's Square and get this:

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I was 19 and in college. I was still trying to keep the halo on at that point. GF, I think, got pretty frustrated about the way we kept getting hot and heavy but not letting any clothes come off. I believe what she said to me that night was something like, "Either you take my clothes off or I'm going to take them off."
 
Oh, now I get it, you are referring to popping your cherry as the slang reference to losing your virginity. Man, am I slow. Duh.

I had too much alcohol, a little weed, as did she, so it is all sort of a fuzzy haze.

Of course, in my chemically enhanced state, I have no doubt I was AWESOME!!
 
I was of an age and she was forty, except to some here girl on girl isn't sex. I may have thought so too, if it wasn't for that big hard strap-on she wore. Talk about a wonderful night. :heart:
 
I am sorry, but when one's first time is with Sandra Bullock one doesn't kiss and tell.
 
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