Cheer Me Up. D:

[TheMalevolence]

As you can probably guess, I'm pretty unhappy. Been having a pretty shitty day so far, only to find that I'd left my house keys inside. When I finisally managed to get inside, I found out that my laptop, which, sadly enough, I rely on for fun, wouldn't start up. Needless to say, after an hour of fiddling around with it and generally making things worse, I'm not in a particularly good mood.

Obviously, there are people in this very forum who's problems laugh at mine, but nevertheless, please, say something funny, interesting or even sexy, cheer me up.

♠Mal.♠

 

[Ellafun]

Awww, you poor dear.

Did you hear about the 25 watt bulb who flunked out of school?

He wasn't very bright.

Does that help? At all? Even a little??

 

[TheMalevolence]

Awww, you poor dear.

Did you hear about the 25 watt bulb who flunked out of school?

He wasn't very bright.

Does that help? At all? Even a little??

little bit.
I've always found that the worse a pun is, the happier it makes people. Screw like, actual Intelligent humour.

 

[may_I_please]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/81/8112379ff2ca60eb7227928c2fbb35b2dab584ca1eea0163b8e75ea4d25817c6.jpg

 

[may_I_please]

https://i.imgflip.com/dtycj.jpg

 

[may_I_please]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ca/e2/7e/cae27ecbfeeb658e2bd62aa022817079.jpg

 

[may_I_please]

http://img.memecdn.com/bad-day_o_989867.jpg

 

[Arielsdream]

I still can't figure how to post as a photo and not attachment but I feel your pain!!!!

 

[may_I_please]

http://cdn.funnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Funny-Gifs-Bad-Start-To-The-Day.gif

 

[TheMalevolence]

Thanks for all this guys, I've certainly got a smile on my face now!

 

[may_I_please]

Thanks for all this guys, I've certainly got a smile on my face now!

It was the bat wasn't it?

 

[TheMalevolence]

The bat and the cat falling down the stairs did it for me. I really liked the dog joke too