Cheating the System

ConquerMe

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Not Just for Newbies Anymore!

This thread is Not Just For Newbies Anymore!

Oh, no, now it's for the Remarkably Silly crowd and the gawkers who come to marvel at our fol-de-rol!

This week I'll be enthralling random passerby with the most important aspects of Antarctican culture. I've just been bombarded by the thousands... okay, hundreds...well, dozens...fine, the one PM* I got asking about our great and ancient culture.

SOOOOOOOOOO.... Tune in this week if you're anthropologically inclined or just plain off your rocker! :D

(Oh, and if you're just now happening on this thread - don't bother reading the back posts to gain context. There isn't any. At least, there's nothing that will make more sense if you know the details of it.)

*Okay, well, it was written in kzinti, and I paid more attention in fireworks class than seventh-grade Diabolical Languages**. After much dialogue, it was established that the kzin*** was not asking about my culture, but rather trying to sell me pills to enlarge something I haven't got. Either that or wondering where the lavatory was. I'm not too clear on that point.

**If you recognise this quote, see me. You are remarkably clever and deserve a prize.
***Recognising this reference doesn't take nearly as much cleverness, but I would still be impressed. Really.




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Apparently you don't get an avatar until you have 100 posts, and a special level (to go where it says "virgin") takes even more. Join me, fellow newbies, in posting pointlessly in this thread to jack up your post numbers! :D
 
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pointless post!

does anyone else here like peanut butter and colby jack cheese? yumm! :cattail:
 
pointless post!

does anyone else here like peanut butter and colby jack cheese? yumm! :cattail:

All you have to do is find any post on the GB and say something messed up but be rude! That's the secret! ;)

But to answer your question. It is yummy!

Not fond of PB and bananas though...you?
 
PB and bananas are yummy! I don't like being rude unless it's deserved though...
 
pointless post

I have to believe this process is much faster than the normal one...
 
*tries to say "pointlessly posts" ten times fast and somehow ends up with her tongue tied in a knot*
 
*stares at knotted tongue, eyes crossed* wow... nebber manabthed to do thap bethore! *unknots tongue and glances around, lets out a relieved breath when she sees there's still no one else in the room* I manage to be remarkably silly.
 
Remarkably silly... that ought to be a job description. "Remarkably Silly."
 
Hello, sirs and madames. I am Remarkably Silly. Though of course the bit I've had to drink might have something to do with that. And the time. Never forget the time...
 
*stares at knotted tongue, eyes crossed* wow... nebber manabthed to do thap bethore! *unknots tongue and glances around, lets out a relieved breath when she sees there's still no one else in the room* I manage to be remarkably silly.

Lol...you remind me of someone else around here...;)

Cute.

:cattail:
 
Job, miss? Oh, I'm Remarkably Silly. That's what happens when a chimney sweep tries to clean a fire hydrant, I believe. Or was it when a hydrant sweep tries to fire a clean chimney?...
 
Lol...you remind me of someone else around here...;)

Cute.

:cattail:

Oh, do tell me who. Mostly the only people I know are the ones who were kind enough to PM me with all the details of my stupidity, which was quite helpful of them, I'm sure.

And when I'm not Remarkably Silly, I'm the sort of person about whom people say, "Oh, shit! She's awake!"

(Actually, you must forgive my lie. I'm a pathological liar you know. That's a lie too. But anyway it's mostly when I am Remarkably Silly that people run away. The rainbow wig gives it away.)

(That was another lie.)
 
I'll bet you thirty Alitarian dollars that I'm the only pathological liar from Antarctica here.
 
Oh, do tell me who. Mostly the only people I know are the ones who were kind enough to PM me with all the details of my stupidity, which was quite helpful of them, I'm sure.

And when I'm not Remarkably Silly, I'm the sort of person about whom people say, "Oh, shit! She's awake!"

(Actually, you must forgive my lie. I'm a pathological liar you know. That's a lie too. But anyway it's mostly when I am Remarkably Silly that people run away. The rainbow wig gives it away.)

(That was another lie.)

Oh dear...it's a toss up as to which of you is the zaniest...Hmm.
I must think on this....
Actually, If the two you ever got together like this, it would be enormously entertaining...

Look around for ApPy, my dear...
 
Zany, hmm? I think I like that...

Oh, I must announce that I got my first non-hate Private Message! *bows modestly to the thundering applause*
 
Oh, but grumpy people are so much fun! They're so easy to annoy... and then goes the blustering and blasting... and then, if you're really lucky, you get to see someone's face turn purple! (Purple is so pretty...)
 
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