Chat with a Nobel Peace prize winner (me)

[PopeStar]

So if you have been watching the news, you might have noticed that the European Union and therefore, me and my other citizens of the EU have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

It is because of my single point agenda of ensuring that the world has as many orgasms as possible.

I wish to thank all those of you that voted and should you wish to be personally thanked (nudge nudge), please drop me a reply or a PM on here.

Yours sincerely,
Nobel Laureate Sven

 

[PopeStar]

A rather desperate (and honest) bump to the top!

 

[ConfusedAgain]

I'm only replying because I noticed nobody else did.

 

[PopeStar]

I'm only replying because I noticed nobody else did.

What can I say? I am grateful and I really appreciate it!

 

[Youremine]

Pm this one ladies he's sweet and funny (and hot)

 

[Exquisition]

As a fellow Nobel Prize winner from the UK I would just like to congratulate us on a splendid job well done.

 

[GrrlFriday]

A truly noble agenda. Best of luck.

 

[FarmerTan]

So if you have been watching the news, you might have noticed that the European Union and therefore, me and my other citizens of the EU have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

It is because of my single point agenda of ensuring that the world has as many orgasms as possible.

I wish to thank all those of you that voted and should you wish to be personally thanked (nudge nudge), please drop me a reply or a PM on here.

Yours sincerely,
Nobel Laureate Sven

As a fellow Nobel Prize winner from the UK I would just like to congratulate us on a splendid job well done.

When are you two Prize winners going to get your Greek brothers sorted out?

 

[PopeStar]

A truly noble agenda. Best of luck.

Thank you so much - btw my yahoo has been acting up and I have had to create a new ID. That might explain why I haven't logged on / responded previously. My bad.

 

[GrrlFriday]

Cheers - please let me know when you've got it sorted.

 

[PopeStar]

Cheers - please let me know when you've got it sorted.

Yes ma'am

I've got it sorted now - you can add me on the address I've put up on my profile!

 

[PopeStar]

A rather friendly bump.

I wonder what it would be like to mastrubate on the Nobel prize the EU got? I'd find out how I cum in Peace

 

[Daddy4afuktoy]

haha wow, really? a nobel prize winner from the EU spending his time afterwards on literotica forum begging for women to talk to him. This has to be one of thefunniest and worst pick up attempts ever, is literotica being punked? where's ashton at? Just be yourself guy it's amazing how often that works when a woman talks to a guy etc because he's himself and doesnt try to hard to impress her or try to falsely build himself up.

 

[shellee72]

I love that your agenda is that the world have as many orgasims as possible. That is quiet the undertaking.

 

[PopeStar]

haha wow, really? a nobel prize winner from the EU spending his time afterwards on literotica forum begging for women to talk to him. This has to be one of thefunniest and worst pick up attempts ever, is literotica being punked? where's ashton at? Just be yourself guy it's amazing how often that works when a woman talks to a guy etc because he's himself and doesnt try to hard to impress her or try to falsely build himself up.

Evidently the concept of a parody is lost on you. Stop smoking so much crack, it isn't good for your brain. You might think you're fucking smart, but to the rest of us, you're just a crackhead retard.

 

[cliteatingman]

Nobel Sex Prize

Why isn't there one?

 

[AG82]

haha wow, really? a nobel prize winner from the EU spending his time afterwards on literotica forum begging for women to talk to him. This has to be one of thefunniest and worst pick up attempts ever, is literotica being punked? where's ashton at? Just be yourself guy it's amazing how often that works when a woman talks to a guy etc because he's himself and doesnt try to hard to impress her or try to falsely build himself up.

Hey I won the Nobel Prize too! For real! You are just on the wrong continent to get it....