Chasing J.Lo

[Lasher]

I just read this on IMDB.com...

J.Lo Cancels Affleck Wedding?

Jennifer Lopez has reportedly cancelled her wedding to actor fiance Ben Affleck, after a bust-up with his best pal Matt Damon. The superstar couple were due to tie the knot in the New Year, with sources suggesting a Valentine's Day ceremony. But, according to British tabloid the Sun, the nuptials are off - after J.Lo discovered best man Damon has been trying to convince Affleck to ditch her. A source says, "They still love each other and want to get married some day - but it won't happen on February 14. Jen feels like there are three of them in the relationship and is terrified Matt will poison Ben against her."

....and I just have this eerie feeling that in the not so distant future we're going to see a headline that reads...

J. Lo and Affleck splitsville after 3 way proposed with Damon

Affleck, da bomb in Phantoms, was overheard to ask...


Now all we need is someone to cue up Dave Pirner's droaning opening theme music...

 

[sunstruck]

So basically if she was just a little smarter she could have Ben and Matt.

Poor girl. No. Really.

 

[lavender]

I just watched Chasing Amy two nights ago. *shakes head*

Life imitates art imitates life.

 

[Problem Child]

I always liked that Damon guy.

 

[modest mouse]

If these three have sex non-stop for the next 30 years movies will be all the better for it.

Note to producers:

Affleck carries no weight whatsoever. Please stop giving him lead roles.

Damon tries very hard and has some chops but lacks a unique charisma. Like a young harrison Ford, which is bad.

Lopez has a pretty face and can dance but is the master of the static character. Tackle the singing career.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

When is it going to be my turn to marry J.Lo? Doesn't everyone get a turn?

Actually, she's sexy and seems to be witty. Mmmm...maybe I'll cut ahead in line.

 

[Lost Cause]

She's a controller......

It was probably Ben that did the split, I read where she controlled how much money played with, and who he talked to. Anyway, she's nice to look at. http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/thriller/161/index.htm

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I don't like controlling women. Maybe she'll unlearn that by the time it's my turn.

 

[Jabo 69]

Marrying Jennifer

Jennifer Lopez has the finest ass in this entire planet..

I'd gladly eat a yard of her shit just to be able to bite it off at that magnificent tush..

I'd love to hang my teeth in that luscious ass and let her drag me all over Puerto Rico...


~~~JABO~~~

 

[El Porko]

Re: Marrying Jennifer

Jennifer Lopez has the finest ass in this entire planet..

I'd gladly eat a yard of her shit just to be able to bite it off at that magnificent tush..

Anybody else throw up after reading that?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

It was a bit revolting, but I can't argue about the fact that J.Lo has a fine ass. She has a pretty smile too.