Charmed...

[Bluesboy2]

Yayyyyyyyyyy........ *Sits down at table............................*

*Plops down in her lap* Have another Brandy, a TALL one!

 

[WantonWitch]

Because you are a "major" pain in the ass and in "general" you deserve it. You need to learn to behave.

I am just perfect the way I am.......... you just don't like it 'cos I won't agree to your schemes

 

[Bluesboy2]

I am just perfect the way I am.......... you just don't like it 'cos I won't agree to your schemes

That would be the definition of contrary.

 

[WantonWitch]

*Plops down in her lap* Have another Brandy, a TALL one!

How am I s'posed to eat my dinner with a huge great lump like you squashing me

 

[WantonWitch]

That would be the definition of contrary.

No.... That's your definition of contrary..... not the one in the dictionary

 

[Bluesboy2]

How am I s'posed to eat my dinner with a huge great lump like you squashing me

You aren't you are supposed to feed me first. And I am not THAT big!

 

[teasing_tim]

How am I s'posed to eat my dinner with a huge great lump like you squashing me

I agree .. here i have been preparing dinner for almost two hours and you get a huge plop in your lap

 

[Bluesboy2]

I agree .. here i have been preparing dinner for almost two hours and you get a huge plop in your lap

This is the way she likes it. Last time she pulled me down and groped me. I don't have the energy to play hard to get today though...

 

[WantonWitch]

I agree .. here i have been preparing dinner for almost two hours and you get a huge plop in your lap

not for long........... * sticks fork in BB's ass............*

 

[Bluesboy2]

not for long........... * sticks fork in BB's ass............*

*Wiggles* You're gonna needa longer one than that.

 

[WantonWitch]

*Wiggles* You're gonna needa longer one than that.

Lol...... shouldn't mess with a Witch.................. *Closes eyes and begins to murmur under her breath............every single string on BB's guitar slowly unwound itself and fell off !!!!!!!! carry on and I'll spell it to keep going out of tune

 

[Bluesboy2]

Lol...... shouldn't mess with a Witch.................. *Closes eyes and begins to murmur under her breath............every single string on BB's guitar slowly unwound itself and fell off !!!!!!!! carry on and I'll spell it to keep going out of tune

The guitar has locking tuners, takes two minutes to re-string. Which I will do after you are done feeding me.

 

[charmed1]

Lol...... shouldn't mess with a Witch.................. *Closes eyes and begins to murmur under her breath............every single string on BB's guitar slowly unwound itself and fell off !!!!!!!! carry on and I'll spell it to keep going out of tune

 

[WantonWitch]

The guitar has locking tuners, takes two minutes to re-string. Which I will do after you are done feeding me.

You forgetting my husband was a Luthier ? I can do worse..... unbalance the neck....... raise a couple of frets in the wrong place..... or and you'll love this one....... I can make the pick ups squeal every time you plug it in.........

 

[WantonWitch]

It's his own fault........ picking on him doesn't work.... so I'll pick on his Baby !

 

[charmed1]

You forgetting my husband was a Luthier ? I can do worse..... unbalance the neck....... raise a couple of frets in the wrong place..... or and you'll love this one....... I can make the pick ups squeal every time you plug it in.........

That's just evil,lmao

 

[WantonWitch]

That's just evil,lmao

* Big wicked grin * isn't it just !

 

[Bluesboy2]

You forgetting my husband was a Luthier ? I can do worse..... unbalance the neck....... raise a couple of frets in the wrong place..... or and you'll love this one....... I can make the pick ups squeal every time you plug it in.........

You will SO never be able to sit on that ass of yours if you fuck with my Baby!

 

[WantonWitch]

You will SO never be able to sit on that ass of yours if you fuck with my Baby!

You had soooooooooooooo better believe I will don't you think she'd sound good with a buzz off a raised fret ?

 

[Bluesboy2]

* Big wicked grin * isn't it just !

It's dangerous! *gets ready to burn Witch after spanking her ass till it is purple*

 

[charmed1]

You had soooooooooooooo better believe I will don't you think she'd sound good with a buzz off a raised fret ?

You are SO gonna get it

 

[WantonWitch]

It's dangerous! *gets ready to burn Witch after spanking her ass till it is purple*

To do that you have to get off me........... and then you have to catch me.......... not gonna happen......... and if you burn me I'll curse your Baby !

Or we could call a truce.... you get off my lap and I'll leave your Baby just the way she is........ perfect

 

[WantonWitch]

You are SO gonna get it

I get it...... his Baby gets it too

 

[Bluesboy2]

To do that you have to get off me........... and then you have to catch me.......... not gonna happen......... and if you burn me I'll curse your Baby !

Or we could call a truce.... you get off my lap and I'll leave your Baby just the way she is........ perfect

Actually the guy who made it could make me another just like it.... *Kisses the wich REALLY hard*

 

[WantonWitch]

Actually the guy who made it could make me another just like it.... *Kisses the wich REALLY hard*

That's ok... I can modify the spell to curse your hands.... that way every time you picked one up............ get my drift