Charmed...

[Bluesboy2]

*Evil grin.............* No.........

Ok, how about a 5 shot gas operated semi-auto 12 guage shotgun? Standard issue in every Texas house. We are better armed than most countries.

 

[WantonWitch]

Ok, how about a 5 shot gas operated semi-auto 12 guage shotgun? Standard issue in every Texas house. We are better armed than most countries.

*Really big grin*

Sounds just perfect....... does it cause a lot of pain ?

 

[Bluesboy2]

*Really big grin*

Sounds just perfect....... does it cause a lot of pain ?

It can, but at close range it just tends to blow people in half. You would need to sorta miss the first time to inflict pain.

 

[WantonWitch]

It can, but at close range it just tends to blow people in half. You would need to sorta miss the first time to inflict pain.

I can do that... just aim a little to the left

 

[Bluesboy2]

I can do that... just aim a little to the left

Yeah, it is hard to miss if you know what you are ding at 30 ft or less.

Gee, wouldn't you rather be fucked senseless than shoot people?

 

[WantonWitch]

Yeah, it is hard to miss if you know what you are ding at 30 ft or less.

Gee, wouldn't you rather be fucked senseless than shoot people?

Not today no.... besides even a Texan couldn't reach from there.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Not today no.... besides even a Texan couldn't reach from there.

Hmmm... Well I would loan you my shotgun. Hey I would even let you punch me in the shoulder a few times if it would help. *hug*

 

[WantonWitch]

Hmmm... Well I would loan you my shotgun. Hey I would even let you punch me in the shoulder a few times if it would help. *hug*

Awww... sweet of you to offer.... and hugs are nice

 

[Bluesboy2]

Awww... sweet of you to offer.... and hugs are nice

I can actually be nice and behave when I want to. I just never want to....

 

[WantonWitch]

I can actually be nice and behave when I want to. I just never want to....

*chuckles* I had noticed *removes BB's hands from ass......................enough hugging I think

 

[Bluesboy2]

*chuckles* I had noticed *removes BB's hands from ass......................enough hugging I think

Ok, you are ready to move on to the serious action eh? I like a woman that knows what she wants... *Backs her against wall and presses against her...*

 

[WantonWitch]

Ok, you are ready to move on to the serious action eh? I like a woman that knows what she wants... *Backs her against wall and presses against her...*

You know what I meant ! Ducks under BB's arms..........

 

[Bluesboy2]

You know what I meant ! Ducks under BB's arms..........

Yeah I know, you want it bad but wanna be chased so you don't feel "slutty"...
*Sigh* The things I do for nutty women...

*Grabs her and pulls her to the floor*

 

[WantonWitch]

Yeah I know, you want it bad but wanna be chased so you don't feel "slutty"...
*Sigh* The things I do for nutty women...

*Grabs her and pulls her to the floor*

*waves her hand and BB freezes.............wriggles out from under him *


S'pose I ought to unfreeze him

 

[Bluesboy2]

*waves her hand and BB freezes.............wriggles out from under him *


S'pose I ought to unfreeze him

You are a hard one to understand... One day you are all but pulling my clothes off... The next you are running away...

 

[WantonWitch]

You are a hard one to understand... One day you are all but pulling my clothes off... The next you are running away...

You sir are deranged I never once touched your clothes.....

 

[Bluesboy2]

You sir are deranged I never once touched your clothes.....

I distinctly remember you groping me, in a clumsy inexperienced shy sort of way. It was cute, for a beginner...

 

[WantonWitch]

I distinctly remember you groping me, in a clumsy inexperienced shy sort of way. It was cute, for a beginner...

Are you sure you're not on medication...............

 

[Bluesboy2]

Are you sure you're not on medication...............

Your lust for me is all the medication I need...

 

[WantonWitch]

Your lust for me is all the medication I need...

You seem to be confusing concern for your mental health with lust..... not a good sign

 

[Bluesboy2]

You seem to be confusing concern for your mental health with lust..... not a good sign

You were groping me to se if I was mentally healthy? I like the way you Brits think!

 

[WantonWitch]

You were groping me to se if I was mentally healthy? I like the way you Brits think!

I was trying to fight you off

 

[Bluesboy2]

I was trying to fight you off

Oh, y'all call it "Fight" over there do ya?

Feel free to "fight me off" whenver you want Sweetie!

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, y'all call it "Fight" over there do ya?

Feel free to "fight me off" whenver you want Sweetie!

Since you Texans appear to have more than the usual amount of hands, I will probably have to take martial arts lessons.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Since you Texans appear to have more than the usual amount of hands, I will probably have to take martial arts lessons.

I can teach you. I took martial arts for a few years.