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Kids have a real talent for that shit, don't they?
My nephew was a bit hyper as a kid. We were in a pizzeria one night and I was leaning with my hand on the edge of the table. The kid rears back and SMASHES HIS HEAD ON MY HAND AS HARD AS HE COULD. I thought for sure my hand was broken, and the child just laughed. Dick indeed.
 
For @CthuluLives who may be sleeping off his Burns Night:

A new Doctor reports to a Scottish Hospital and begins a tour of the facilities.

As they enter one ward, the nearest patient turns to him and says "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"

Before the doctor can react, the patient in the next bed adds "Wee sleekit cowerin' timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

And not to be outdone, the third patient responds "Some ha' meat and cannae eat, and some wad eat that want it!"

The doctor murmurs to the orderly "So this is the mental health ward?"

"Och no!" replies the orderly.

"...it's the Burns Unit!"

(And happy Haggis Day to us all)
 
I saw this in the ABC of things places etc you hate. This was the M entry.

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I know it’s a free speech (with limitations) forum but really!!!!
 
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