Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

For @CthuluLives who may be sleeping off his Burns Night:

A new Doctor reports to a Scottish Hospital and begins a tour of the facilities.

As they enter one ward, the nearest patient turns to him and says "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"

Before the doctor can react, the patient in the next bed adds "Wee sleekit cowerin' timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

And not to be outdone, the third patient responds "Some ha' meat and cannae eat, and some wad eat that want it!"

The doctor murmurs to the orderly "So this is the mental health ward?"

"Och no!" replies the orderly.

"...it's the Burns Unit!"

(And happy Haggis Day to us all)
Good one. 😎
 
On a different note, my 10am meeting went barely 15 minutes and my 11am meeting has been postponed (YAY) until tomorrow *(fuck!). I am free until 1pm. Well, free of Teams meetings. I have, you should excuse the expression "work". Its the main thing that keeps me from my perving time...
 
On a different note, my 10am meeting went barely 15 minutes and my 11am meeting has been postponed (YAY) until tomorrow *(fuck!). I am free until 1pm. Well, free of Teams meetings. I have, you should excuse the expression "work". Its the main thing that keeps me from my perving time...
Gotta be a way to get paid for perving?
 
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