MsNatalie99
Whateva gets you off
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Have you checked under my mom's bed? That's where most the grown men I know tend to find theirsI might need to go find a safe space to lay down for a spell.
Has anyone seen my pants?
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Have you checked under my mom's bed? That's where most the grown men I know tend to find theirsI might need to go find a safe space to lay down for a spell.
Has anyone seen my pants?
SentOh I like that better.
Did I really kill the chat after only 10 minutes of being up?
Ok, I'll accept that, but the dog in the bottom middle with the "buy hookers" sign looks stoned, right?None of us see a Santa hat. NONE OF US!
He's probably on anxiety meds because of the fireworksOk, I'll accept that, but the dog in the bottom middle with the "buy hookers" sign looks stoned, right?
Meaning No. you didn’t. Today has been a weird day.
Ah yes. "Anxiety meds"He's probably on anxiety meds because of the fireworks
Oh, okay. I just got up and everybody was talking and then as soon as I caught up everybody was gone. It's like Thanksgiving at my mom's house all over againMeaning No. you didn’t. Today has been a weird day.
Meaning No. you didn’t. Today has been a weird day.
Yes late August I'll be able to take my anxiety meds tooAh yes. "Anxiety meds"
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Ah, I need to take my own “anxiety meds”!Ah yes. "Anxiety meds"
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Apparently I put my pants under Nat's mom's bed and bought hookers from a stoner dogWhats happening here?
My favorite was when Grandpa would say "you know, science still hasn't discovered all the benefits of drinking red wine.Your grandmother doesn’t follow you around the house asking you questions and then telling you your answers are lies?
That would remind me of thanksgiving.
Pimpin aint easyApparently I put my pants under Nat's mom's bed and bought hookers from a stoner dog
Are they legalizing “anxiety meds” in Michigan?Yes late August I'll be able to take my anxiety meds too
Keep that up, I’m gonna give you a hug.They are all weird
Fuck yeaPimpin aint easy
Prime minister?Can I PM it to you?
They're legal here. I'm staying sober for a friend who can't smoke or drink at the moment. It sucks being the only sober person at the party. Otherwise I'd be well into a 5th of Wild Turkey, and an 8th of Jenny KushAre they legalizing “anxiety meds” in Michigan?
NoPrime minister?
Pussy munchies?
Penis massage?
Pubic mound?
Good and pretty drunk. Beers at end of shift. Some tequila drinks after and now wine. I am in my way to at least sleeping for 3-4 hours.How’s everyone doing tonight?
I just got back from stocking up at Trader Joe’s… Besides the usual wine, I got a bottle of vodka… now to figure out something to do with it besides vodka cranberry![]()