Morning Mooch!That’s okay, I’ll get you one and then eat it in front of you. With a fork and knife. One tiny piece at a time.
Can you already see the cream filling oozing out?
Morning Sunday!Never say never...
Well, you can’t trust me with the knife.That’s okay, I’ll get you one and then eat it in front of you. With a fork and knife. One tiny piece at a time.
Can you already see the cream filling oozing out?
Good morning MG!
He told me to aim for the eyes.Dammit I told them.... I mean....no
No.... I told you "don't forget the rice at the store"....... but nnnnoooo you don't need hearing aids...
You left your dice on the floor?No.... I told you "don't forget the rice at the store"....... but nnnnoooo you don't need hearing aids...
Morning Erin
Well seeing as we are both dishing it out....
What, did you become an optometrist in two years as well?Gga needs hearing aids and Natalie needs glasses
Nah that was issued by a man with a lazy eye and a patch covering the other for $100
Aww thats bullshit. They wanted to sell me my patch for $240. I ended up buying one from the toy section of the dollar store for $4, and putting a unicorn sticker on it. I love our Healthcare System.Nah that was issued by a man with a lazy eye and a patch covering the other for $100
If the patch doesn't have knock of Transformers on it we can longer be friends
just be thankful you didn't see him to get his laser eye surgery... his prices will make you cross-eyed
I'm surprised your hearing's so good. All things consideringGga needs hearing aids and Natalie needs glasses
Well they didn't have the Optimum Primo patch, so I had to get MaggotronIf the patch doesn't have knock of Transformers on it we can longer be friends
Were you a fan of Transformers? Which one was your favorite? Nah, let me guess.If the patch doesn't have knock of Transformers on it we can longer be friends
Good morning Nevyn! To be honest, I can never get bored picking on Good O' Pecker-ear
Yall are too clever for me till my brain cells warm up. I'm just a grunting animal first thing in the morning.
Oh, I'm not that clever. Let's be real. I'm a 23 year old guy in a sundress having a battle of wits on Literotica. I'm everything my guidance counselor said I would be LMAO.
