Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

Changed hands? Are you an ambidextrous masturbater?

I call it being an enthusiastic masturbator

 

[water_moutina]

Before bras were invented, rich and royal women used to hire slaves to hold her boobs as she walked around

Follow me for more historically accurate information

Proof af
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/589/Adam%27s_Badass_Entrance__HD____Record_of_Ragnarok___Shuumatsu_No_Valkyrie_1-53_screenshot.png

 

[water_moutina]

Changed hands? Are you an ambidextrous masturbater?

Go handsfree and rub yourself against a pillow

 

[MsNatalie99]

Go handsfree and rub yourself against a pillow

Eeh, pillow can't rattle my teeth like my saddle can.View attachment 2151961

 

[gga]

Isn't everyone?

No, I nearly ripped it off using my non-dominant hand. Picture how someone looks throwing a ball with the opposite arm. Not pretty.

 

[MsNatalie99]

No, I nearly ripped it off using my non-dominant hand. Picture how someone looks throwing a ball with the opposite arm. Not pretty.

 

[water_moutina]

No, I nearly ripped it off using my non-dominant hand. Picture how someone looks throwing a ball with the opposite arm. Not pretty.

You're not supposed to throw your balls. Just tug them a little and maybe flick a few times

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So who are these people that got branded as whores by @Anastasia1999 ?

I believe your name was mentioned.

 

[jason28053]

You're not supposed to throw your balls. Just tug them a little and maybe flick a few times

Oh, we have an expert

 

[Mika1215]

Isn't everyone?

Hell no! So right handed.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Isn't everyone?

Hell no! So right handed.

Strangely, I’m right handed, but can only masturbate left handed.

 

[water_moutina]

I believe your name was mentioned.

But... but I'm an angel

 

[water_moutina]

Strangely, I’m right handed, but can only masturbate left handed.

So you leave your right hand free to type on your phone or computer, right?

 

[nicechat]

I know this thread has moved on but I just love boobies.

 

[gga]

Strangely, I’m right handed, but can only masturbate left handed.

Primary hand to hold the toy choice of the night. Good call.

 

[JerseyJade]

Changed hands? Are you an ambidextrous masturbater?

If a man uses 2 hands to masturbate, is that considered a 3some?

 

[water_moutina]

But... but I'm an angel

@cheekygirl75 @MsNatalie99 idk why you both reacted with laughing when thumps up reaction was more appropriate. It's autocorrect, isn't it?

 

[water_moutina]

If a man uses 2 hands to masturbate, is that considered a 3some?

No. That makes the man handsome. Too handsome

 

[cheekygirl75]

But... but I'm an angel

So you leave your right hand free to type on your phone or computer, right?

Would an angel think of needing a hand free to type?

 

[gga]

If a man uses 2 hands to masturbate, is that considered a 3some?

I can barely keep from getting confused with one hand.. and now you want my brain keeping track of two?

 

[MsNatalie99]

@cheekygirl75 @MsNatalie99 idk why you both reacted with laughing when thumps up reaction was more appropriate. It's autocorrect, isn't it?

You just posted a pic from a rape hentai.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I can barely keep from getting confused with one hand.. and now you want my brain keeping track of two?

I do it all the time

 

[MsNatalie99]

If a man uses 2 hands to masturbate, is that considered a 3some?

For some, its as close to one as they'll ever get.

 

[water_moutina]

You just posted a pic from a rape hentai.

Wait what? Lemme go Google the full video just so that I know what to avoid

 

[MsNatalie99]

Wait what? Lemme go Google the full video just so that I know what to avoid

good thinking! You should also watch it all the way through, just to be extra safe