pandaburr
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Thank you loveAnd good to see @pandaburr back too, of course! Glad you’re feeling better![]()
What trouble have y’all been up to lately!?
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Thank you loveAnd good to see @pandaburr back too, of course! Glad you’re feeling better![]()
I’m absolutely starving. And it’s only 6:45am here so I’ve got a ways to go before I’ll eat breakfast. UghDay 1 of taking the dog for morning walks again down!
Now I’m hungry again![]()
Maybe not, but it goes a long way to explain why I'm always awake LMAO“sugar” in the nose sounds like… well, not coffee!![]()
Oh no! I have to eat as soon as I get up or I feel nauseated. So I’ve eaten already, just ready for 2nd breakfastI’m absolutely starving. And it’s only 6:45am here so I’ve got a ways to go before I’ll eat breakfast. Ugh
Well unfortunately I am pretty immobile lol. Basically I’m at the mercy of my household waking up and bringing me foodOh no! I have to eat as soon as I get up or I feel nauseated. So I’ve eaten already, just ready for 2nd breakfast
Why do you have to wait?
Oh no, that sounds not funWell unfortunately I am pretty immobile lol. Basically I’m at the mercy of my household waking up and bringing me foodit’s absolutely pathetic
The traditional bell has nothing on this!This should do the trick. Nothing like a good old fashioned get the F up and make my breakfast
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You need a rather large, annoying bell to ring to get their asses out of bed.Well unfortunately I am pretty immobile lol. Basically I’m at the mercy of my household waking up and bringing me foodit’s absolutely pathetic
Or an air hornYou need a rather large, annoying bell to ring to get their asses out of bed.![]()
I take an obscene amount of sugar. So much that Wilford Brimley's ghost keeps asking me if I have diabeetus yet. But not "sugar" and not in the nose.Oh cool! You take yours by the barrel too? Do you also take it with "sugar" in the nose? If so, we may be getting our coffee at the same place
Or a shock collar, just saying. Why hurt your ears?Or an air horn![]()
We want to wake them, not give them a heart attack!Or an air horn![]()
Before bed, demand some crackers or something to leave next to you so you don't chew your arm off waiting for them the next morning.Y’all are savage!! Lol I can’t imagine waking everyone up at 6 something in the morning and demanding foodthey would be like what is this bitch on
Hanger and hate. Hungry, why wait?Y’all are savage!! Lol I can’t imagine waking everyone up at 6 something in the morning and demanding foodthey would be like what is this bitch on
Wow, a Wilfred Brimley joke before 8 am!I take an obscene amount of sugar. So much that Wilford Brimley's ghost keeps asking me if I have diabeetus yet. But not "sugar" and not in the nose.![]()
Yeah smart actually. I’m usually fast asleep myself at this time but I slept like shit so…here I be. Emergency snacks are a good ideaBefore bed, demand some crackers or something to leave next to you so you don't chew your arm off waiting for them the next morning.![]()
I do that. Although, I usually have to get spicy whatever it is so that my dogs don't steal it while I'm sleeping. I've lost many a bag of Cheeto or Dorito to those adorable greedy bastards.Before bed, demand some crackers or something to leave next to you so you don't chew your arm off waiting for them the next morning.![]()
Sorry - too early? Is there a socially acceptable time for Wilford Brimley jokes?Wow, a Wilfred Brimley joke before 8 am!![]()
What kind of dogs do you have? Can’t remember if you’ve saidI do that. Although, I usually have to get spicy whatever it is so that my dogs don't steal it while I'm sleeping. I've lost many a bag of Cheeto or Dorito to those adorable greedy bastards.
I don't know. I actually just found out who he was 40 seconds agoSorry - too early? Is there a socially acceptable time for Wilford Brimley jokes?
No, no, just trying to be clever but it’s obviously too early for that!Sorry - too early? Is there a socially acceptable time for Wilford Brimley jokes?
I have 2 boxers. Oscar 2yo, and Rocky 3yoWhat kind of dogs do you have? Can’t remember if you’ve said
Oh boxers! My cousin has one who is the sweetestI have 2 boxers. Oscar 2yo, and Rocky 3yo