Challenge

[TheEarl]

No, not another exercise. This one's selfish.

I'm crap at thinking up taglines for my stories, so I occasionally leave it for Laurel to do. Unfortunately Laurel doesn't really have time to think up good ones, so some of mine leave something to be desired. The challenge for today is to think up a better tagline than 'She's feeling really horny' for Autoerotica: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=86010

I'm looking for something descriptive of what the story's about and something enticing.

The Earl

 

[Chicklet]

erm

"she's all alone and knows what to do about it"

"what to do when anticipation builds too far?"

 

[Couture]

I wonder if my finger will fit in there?

Where's a good 'anybody' when you need them?

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Alone, in warmth and intimate privacy, in a bed.

 

[Quasimodem]

Earl,

“The Original Self-Starter gives herself a helping hand!”


No residuals expected.

Quasi.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Keep in mind that taglines have to be short in order to accomodate the title and the description on a single index page line.



Autoerotica: She test drives her pussy.

 

[Rainbow Skin]

Those descriptions annoy me. I can never think of anything good and unique, and merely describing it without any vim comes up with bland turn-offs like 'Girl sucks guy' or 'Horny girl sucks horny guy' or 'Fun day at the beach'.

Until. Today.

I have just hugged myself in glee for the description of a NonHuman story I'm about to finish and post:

There are fairies at the garden of her bottom.

 

[Guest]

complaint

I've had my tag line changed; my own was concise so don't understand. No big deal; yet.

Earl: I like G. Lee's best above. Pear

 

[shereads]

There are fairies at the garden of her bottom.

Heehee. I thought I was too tired to laugh tonight. Thank you, Rainbow Skin.
I was wondering what this group would be like...None of you take yourselves terribly seriously, which is a far cry from some author's chats I've looked into on other sites. Reading along is a lot of fun.

Next time I'll bring snacks.