Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

What's up with that scrawny deformed girl on Gutfred? And that black woman on FOX news whose eyes pop out like she just had a diarrhea attack?
 
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icanhelp1 = creepy, not funny.

Par for the course for all Lit Deplorables. 🙂
 
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I find meme games repulsive but I just couldn’t resist this accurate depiction of our illustrious leader. 🤣
Hmmmm, I’m sure a long list of things you can’t resist.

“Repulsive” things that just happen seem to be the norm for you MAGA Cheeto loving folks.

And only took you a little bit of time for a response today, instead of a full day. First draft usually is the best and most truthful.
 
Still not a bit of humor from our resident hatemongers.

Big surprise. 😁
 
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2015/02/why-theres-no-conservative-jon-stewart/385480/

I regularly listen to John Fugelsang on satellite radio and I’m paraphrasing his and many other comedian’s opinions on this topic: Great comedy punches up and attacks the establishment - ie, George Carlin. Conservative comedy can be great, at times, but they routinely derive their jokes from punching down on the least of us - ie, Jim Brewer and Victoria Jackson, and their jokes are never self deprecating.

As a person who has said many a terrible joke here, I believe a great joke can be made against Jews, immigrants, or even using the N word, but to have 5 minutes or a whole set of this leaves folks wanting to shower afterwards. I’ve yet to see a conservative here walk that fine line without slipping into overt racism or antisemitism.

Just my lil rant.

Conservatives here, please, do continue in your efforts - it would be refreshing to be able to laugh with you rather than at you.
 
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If Pence had read this thread before tonight's debate, and realised Conservatives are generally predispositioned to be awful at humor, he might have saved himself some embarrassment.

My...god. Quite possibly the worst attempts at being funny I've ever heard at a debate. 😞
 
Can't contain my smugness.

Brand-new article. Perfect.

"Human civilization has given us a few great unanswerable questions, such as “What is the meaning of life?” and “What came first, the chicken or the egg?” To these, we must now add “Why are Republicans so bad at telling jokes?”

From former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s terrible pun targeting the absent frontrunner (“You’re ducking these things … You keep doing that and no one up here is going to call you Donald Trump anymore. We’re going to call you Donald Duck”) to former Vice President Mike Pence’s faux-folksy attempt at a wink-wink-nudge-nudge gag about his wife (“I have been sleeping with a teacher for 38 years”), the candidates showed a remarkable inability to deliver zingers at a debate held in the memorial library of a Republican president who was a master of them."


https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/28/opinions/debate-analysis-republican-winner/index.html
 
I’m not a deplorable, but this is how I plan to confound one someday if I have the right opportunity.

Thx to the idiocy of your leader, I now refer to the term “Trump category” at this website as “Tiffany category”.

Oh, is that a reference to our leader’s daughter?

No, it refers to a highly organized and extremely sexy mother of four I know at my job. I have yet to meet anyone as beautiful and amazing. She happens to share the same first name as the woman you are referencing. But she’s not her. She has no daddy issues.

I don’t think the Trump loyalists can top that.
 
Racist humor, sexist humor, anti-semitism, gun violence, their go-to's in most cases.
I don't reply to these posts extremely often. I used to on Reddit but that place has become a hammerban place where the mods basically get rid of any controversial topic because Reddit wants to monetize Itself by selling itself out.

Honestly, responding to these threads is in absolute waste of time. If these are actual people in America who vote, there's no point in responding because there's no possibility to have a reasonable discourse with them. Most likely, these posts are in fact Bad actors trying to throw the American political system into disarray for their own purposes. Most likely Russia China or other right-wing hell holes.
 
I don't reply to these posts extremely often. I used to on Reddit but that place has become a hammerban place where the mods basically get rid of any controversial topic because Reddit wants to monetize Itself by selling itself out.

Honestly, responding to these threads is in absolute waste of time. If these are actual people in America who vote, there's no point in responding because there's no possibility to have a reasonable discourse with them. Most likely, these posts are in fact Bad actors trying to throw the American political system into disarray for their own purposes. Most likely Russia China or other right-wing hell holes.

Sadly, many parts of America have become “right wing hell holes”.

Including the current majority in the House of Representatives.

JFC

SAD!!!
 
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