Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

[dkovic77]

The arrogance of Biden’s legal team to insist on broad immunity from past, present and future criminal violations if he agrees to the plea deal. WTF

As if the Cheeto didn’t have Rudy work that into everything he presented. The Cheeto is trying to get that himself with the banker box scandal in his bathroom. And you want scold and wag your finger?

First step…. Think. Second step, don’t bother responding. Third step, if you do respond, delete it before hitting post.

 

[icanhelp1]

As if the Cheeto didn’t have Rudy work that into everything he presented. The Cheeto is trying to get that himself with the banker box scandal in his bathroom. And you want scold and wag your finger?

First step…. Think. Second step, don’t bother responding. Third step, if you do respond, delete it before hitting post.

You do your best thinking with your head in the sand.

 

[schism666]

their posts are unintentionally funny.

 

[dkovic77]

You do your best thinking with your head in the sand.

Hmmm, at least there is one person here thinking- sure isn’t you.

And your research skills are shite as well. I still giggle about that.

 

[icanhelp1]

Hmmm, at least there is one person here thinking- sure isn’t you.

And your research skills are shite as well. I still giggle about that.

What’s laughable is the Biden’s owned both the defense and the prosecution and still lost. Can’t make this shit up.

 

[dkovic77]

What’s laughable is the Biden’s owned both the defense and the prosecution and still lost. Can’t make this shit up.

Ummmm… they didn’t “own” the Prosecution .. you can’t read either.

Biden kept the Cheeto appointed prosecutor …. I’ll let you do some looking. Cheeto brought us the judge and the prosecution.

With amazing knowledge as you have, surprising are able to feed yourself. Mom make your meals?

 

[icanhelp1]

Ummmm… they didn’t “own” the Prosecution .. you can’t read either.

Biden kept the Cheeto appointed prosecutor …. I’ll let you do some looking. Cheeto brought us the judge and the prosecution.

With amazing knowledge as you have, surprising are able to feed yourself. Mom make your meals?

Yah right. They slow walked the Burisma income tax evasion (2014/2015) till the statute of limitations took hold. Both felony charges dropped. If an impeachment inquiry takes place congress will have unlimited investigative authority to include the courts. IMHO

 

[dkovic77]

Yah right. They slow walked the Burisma income tax evasion (2014/2015) till the statute of limitations took hold. Both felony charges dropped. If an impeachment inquiry takes place congress will have unlimited investigative authority to include the courts. IMHO

All you have is opinions.. and you are far from humble. Glad you are wrong about the prosecution.

Thanks for the laugh, as always. Missed these laughs!

 

[icanhelp1]

All you have is opinions.. and you are far from humble. Glad you are wrong about the prosecution.

Thanks for the laugh, as always. Missed these laughs!

There is sworn witness testimony from several people close to the Biden enterprise. IRS investigators whistleblower testimony. That’s not opinion. There are FARA violations that the DOJ now cannot ignore. They go to court with a plea deal, the judge asked are there any issues still being investigated and the prosecutor says yes, are there issues with FARA and the prosecutor chokes all over himself. Judge questioned how can you suggest unlimited immunity while there is an ongoing investigation. I stopped trying to convince lit lefties, arguing with you people always reverts back to Trump. What the progressive left did to the Trump administration was criminal.

Expect that 1023 document to rear its ugly head in September.

 

[dkovic77]

There is sworn witness testimony from several people close to the Biden enterprise. IRS investigators whistleblower testimony. That’s not opinion. There are FARA violations that the DOJ now cannot ignore. They go to court with a plea deal, the judge asked are there any issues still being investigated and the prosecutor says yes, are there issues with FARA and the prosecutor chokes all over himself. Judge questioned how can you suggest unlimited immunity while there is an ongoing investigation. I stopped trying to convince lit lefties, arguing with you people always reverts back to Trump. What the progressive left did to the Trump administration was criminal.

Expect that 1023 document to rear its ugly head in September.

Ohhhhh the 1023 document. I’m thinking this will be more impactful. I dunno. Pictures always say more than words.

 

[coati]

So, the thread topic challeges Deplorables to be funny, and all one of them wants to talk about is the Hunter Biden case.

No wonder these Deplorables can't get laid.

 

[dkovic77]

ican is a hoot! Damn funny! I worry for anyone in his life, they must have to check on him constantly to ensure he is okay.

 

[Bray123]

Ohhhhh the 1023 document. I’m thinking this will be more impactful. I dunno. Pictures always say more than words.

View attachment 2254791

Knock knock!
Who's there, hiding behind the shower curtain?
Doc!
Doc who?
Documents! More documents than you even realized!

 

[dkovic77]

Knock knock!
Who's there, hiding behind the shower curtain?
Doc!
Doc who?
Documents! More documents than you even realized!

Ohhh documents.

https://images.axios.com/9HepTmPSMv2JW9mvFYfOeHG1oqY=/2023/06/09/1686341631881.jpg
They find them here?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

There is sworn witness testimony from several people close to the Biden enterprise. IRS investigators whistleblower testimony. That’s not opinion. There are FARA violations that the DOJ now cannot ignore. They go to court with a plea deal, the judge asked are there any issues still being investigated and the prosecutor says yes, are there issues with FARA and the prosecutor chokes all over himself. Judge questioned how can you suggest unlimited immunity while there is an ongoing investigation. I stopped trying to convince lit lefties, arguing with you people always reverts back to Trump. What the progressive left did to the Trump administration was criminal.

Expect that 1023 document to rear its ugly head in September.

How many MAGAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hunter Biden!

 

[Bray123]

Ohhh documents.

https://images.axios.com/9HepTmPSMv2JW9mvFYfOeHG1oqY=/2023/06/09/1686341631881.jpg
They find them here?

There's more hiding behind the curtain.

 

[dkovic77]

There's more hiding behind the curtain.

Aren’t we supposed to ignore that man behind the curtain?

 

[Bray123]

Aren’t we supposed to ignore that man behind the curtain?

There's Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Dopey and Docs.
But mostly Docs.

 

[dkovic77]

There's Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Dopey and Docs.
But mostly Docs.

Behind THAT curtain?

Did they get promised money for a contract job and were told to wait there for payment? They haven’t realized just how long they have been waiting, but they do know when the boxes moved in.

 

[jaF0]

They're hilarious in every post.

 

[RoryN]

They're hilarious in every post.

Yup.

But the subject of the thread is for them to try to be funny - and, so far, they're failing spectacularly.

Not a surprise: our Lit Deplorables consist mostly of cranky, hateful malcontents with limited social skills. This is simply exposing that fact further through their own words.

 

[phrodeau]

the Trump administration was criminal.

That was funny.

 

[Bray123]

How can we be sure that's Trump's bathroom in the picture?

The shower is never used and the toilet has been pounded into the ground.

 

[icanhelp1]

How many MAGAs does it take to change a lightbulb? Hunter Biden!

Here's your chance to show you have a sense of humor that can at least keep up with the rest of society. Go for it in this thread!

(I predict failure, but we'll see.)

Good thread for the GB not the PB. HA! HA! HA!

 

[RoryN]

Good thread for the GB not the PB. HA! HA! HA!

*pat on head*

Nurse, time for his nap, so please wheel him back to his room. Meds at 2PM; dinner at 3. Thank you.