Challenge Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing

[BlackShanglan]

Beautiful, Shanglan.

I'll confess, I'm mightily tempted by the lamentable sin of second person. I've realy never seen that done well. It always reads like a "choose-your-own-adventure" story.

And yet, it seems like it would be so easy not to make fucktarded.

Oooh, please do join! Your "Monk's Progress" is one of my favorite stories. I would love to see what you do with the challenge.

Shanglan

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Shit. Can't resist.

I'll have to review the guidelines. Ok, put me down for second person.

Thanks for the nod, moy chuvak. I've actually been away from Lit adapting that very story into a novel, so that's thrilling to hear.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shit. Can't resist.

I'll have to review the guidelines. Ok, put me down for second person.

Thanks for the nod, moy chuvak. I've actually been away from Lit adapting that very story into a novel, so that's thrilling to hear.

Wonderful! Let me know when it is out - I would love a copy.

Second person is all yours.

Shanglan

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Beautiful, Shanglan.

I'll confess, I'm mightily tempted by the lamentable sin of second person. I've realy never seen that done well. It always reads like a "choose-your-own-adventure" story.

And yet, it seems like it would be so easy not to make fucktarded.

Bah.

Nothing on list is a sin in your hands. especially second person

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Aw, thank you

What did you sign up for?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Shit. Can't resist.

I'll have to review the guidelines. Ok, put me down for second person.

Thanks for the nod, moy chuvak. I've actually been away from Lit adapting that very story into a novel, so that's thrilling to hear.

Mlle! So good to see you and hear about your novel. Be sure to let us know all about it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bump!

 

[Guest]

Ooh, Ooh, Deadline day!

Now is the time for us to gather around and await equine revelations of a carnally criminal nature (sounds like a good movie, doesn't it?)

:: panting in anticipation ::

 

[CopyCarver]

Good luck, everyone. And remember: if your entry is truly the epitome of abysmal, it may well become a series on Fox.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Good luck, everyone. And remember: if your entry is truly the epitome of abysmal, it may well become a series on Fox.

Hahaha. Mine's so bad, it could be on ABC.

 

[CopyCarver]

Hahaha. Mine's so bad, it could be on ABC.

Dream big: the Amish Bass Fishing Channel has holes in its programming.

 

[BlackShanglan]

They're up.

Sorry about cocking up the attempt at a poll, but perhaps it's for the best. Now we can vote categories!

If you haven't submitted your story yet, don't panic. Well, dont panic more than necessary to complete it. I will post anything else I receive as I receive it.

Is the 5th far enough away for everyone to read before voting?

Shanglan

 

[FallingToFly]

I'm just waiting to see what's next... I'm enjoying reading them!!

 

[Guest]

They're up.

Sorry about cocking up the attempt at a poll, but perhaps it's for the best. Now we can vote categories!

If you haven't submitted your story yet, don't panic. Well, dont panic more than necessary to complete it. I will post anything else I receive as I receive it.

Is the 5th far enough away for everyone to read before voting?

Shanglan

Hugs and kisses and scritches for the horsey!

I'd think that would be enough -- must go read!

 

[CopyCarver]

Hugs and kisses and scritches for the horsey!

I'd think that would be enough -- must go read!

Indeed! At least one of them has the shagbundiest dialects and phonetic spellings I've sawed since that there listed bore hogg chased ol' Jed Piltdown up a lyve oke tree.

 

[Guest]

Indeed! At least one of them has the shagbundiest dialects and phonetic spellings I've sawed since that there listed bore hogg chased ol' Jed Piltdown up a lyve oke tree.

I think at least one, possibly two, made my face hurt from wincing. This is gonna be hard to chose!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

So how do we vote?

Go check the new thread for voting. I *THINK* I did it correctly.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Bumping up one from the vaults!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Bumpus...

 

[starrkers]

Wow, this happened two years ago! Before I joined, yet I've still heard about it.

 

[damppanties]

Wow, this happened two years ago! Before I joined, yet I've still heard about it.

OMG. It's been two years?

 

[Katyusha]

Wow, this happened two years ago! Before I joined, yet I've still heard about it.

About a month before I joined too. I've heard about it too but I found it interesting reading.