Challenge Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing

[Guest]

From that clip, I can't believe they attained any positive yardage.

Well, someone noticed it and bombed them last night (wasn't me! wasn't me! I gave them a sympathy 3!)

The story went on for about 5 densely typed pages, but I only spot read because...well...it's hard to read while wincing...

It was an honest TRY. It might have been hot as hell to someone who isn't so...um...sensitive as we are. Still, that initial giggle was enough to make me stop, back up, and stare.

 

[Bedtime Storyteller]

I'm in.

 

[BlackShanglan]

A kick up and a caution - grab your category now! The sins are flying fast and thick.

 

[Guest]

Ba-da-da-bump

Looks like there are some very PROMISING stories coming up. still a few sins left -- who's going to take a chance at being so good at being bad?

 

[CopyCarver]

Ba-da-da-bump

Looks like there are some very PROMISING stories coming up. still a few sins left -- who's going to take a chance at being so good at being bad?

I've been waiting for someone to bite on my Honest Abe story, nut (sob!) nobody seems to think it adequately odiferous.

 

[Guest]

I've been waiting for someone to bite on my Honest Abe story, nut (sob!) nobody seems to think it adequately odiferous.

I suspect it might be due to your natural sweet and spicy personality, Carver -- it's masking the stink But don't cry..eventually someone will want a nibble of your nut, I'm sure.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*bump*

I can't believe no one's taken the magic cock yet!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*bump*

I can't believe no one's taken the magic cock yet!

I love you for that sentence alone.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I love you for that sentence alone.

Haha. What's funny is that I didn't realize how dirty it sounded until I looked at it just now.

"Oh yeah, give us the magic cock! Give it to us hard!!!!!"

 

[Guest]

"The Magic Cock"

Sounds like a novel by Thomas Mannhandling...

 

[CopyCarver]

"The Magic Cock"

Sounds like a novel by Thomas Mannhandling...

Yep, or possibly an opera by Wolfgang Amadeus Mo' Gay

 

[Guest]

Yep, or possibly an opera by Wolfgang Amadeus Mo' Gay

You made me spray Diet Pepsi on myself. NOW what do I do, with no one around to lick it off? SHEESH!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Yep, or possibly an opera by Wolfgang Amadeus Mo' Gay

PMSL!!!! Oh damn... that was too good...

 

[CopyCarver]

PMSL!!!! Oh damn... that was too good...

You made me spray Diet Pepsi on myself. NOW what do I do, with no one around to lick it off? SHEESH!
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In the immortal words of Marsha Warfield, I've been b-a-a-a-d for a long time.

 

[Guest]

You made me spray Diet Pepsi on myself. NOW what do I do, with no one around to lick it off? SHEESH!
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In the immortal words of Marsha Warfield, I've been b-a-a-a-d for a long time.

I think Selena and I can...um...help with that problem. In fact, I'm quite certain of it. Selena?

 

[Guest]

Bump. And dammit, Shanglan, when the hell are we submitting these?



Hey Malachite... if you need help licking it off...

*snickers* yeah, well, PM me.

 

[Guest]

Bump. And dammit, Shanglan, when the hell are we submitting these?



Hey Malachite... if you need help licking it off...

*snickers* yeah, well, PM me.

I think you can submit the stories in a PM as soon as they done. Just send them to the big black horse.

And.. I suspect it's gonna get awfully sticky around here....

 

[Selena_Kitt]

And dammit, Shanglan, when the hell are we submitting these?

Shhhhhh! I'm still writing...

 

[Guest]

Shhhhhh! I'm still writing...

So am I... why do you think I wanted to know, lol?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Bump. And dammit, Shanglan, when the hell are we submitting these?

Feel free to submit as soon as they are done. The final deadline is March 31st; I will be posting the voting thread April 1st with whatever stories have made it to me.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Awesome. *scampers off with evil grins*

 

[oggbashan]

Punctuation

I have submitted my effort as an Earth Day Contest entry.

That should give the contenders for the Last Place (tm) Contest a standard to aim low for...

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Breathless Stargazing is now posted.

Try reading it aloud.

Og

 

[OhMissScarlett]

bump

 

[Guest]

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