Celine Dion: Why the long face?

[shereads]

Sorry. It needed to be said.

 

[Guest]

*snigger*

 

[shereads]

"Bigamy is having too many wives or husbands. Monogamy is the same."

~ Oscar Wilde.

 

[bibphi]

.....

 

[shereads]

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

~ anonymous

 

[Guest]

Sorry. It needed to be said.

v~

~L

 

[Guest]

Sorry. It needed to be said.

i think shes a relative of shanglans, only a hunch

v~

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Celine Dion: Why the long face?

v~

~L

You two are starting to look alike!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Celine Dion: Why the long face?

You two are starting to look alike!

you should've seen how we looked last night!

~lucky

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Celine Dion: Why the long face?

you should've seen how we looked last night!

~lucky

I think I can guess:

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Celine Dion: Why the long face?

 

[shereads]

"When my time comes, I hope to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming like his passengers."

~ Jack Handy

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't make me laugh. It hurts!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

--- I don't know who said that. I just quoted whoever was Handy.

 

[shereads]

"Aspirin works better if you follow the directions on the label: 'Keep away from children.'"

~ Author unknown

 

[shereads]

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

--- I don't know who said that. I just quoted whoever was Handy.

"If they ever start a Swashbuckling school, they should make you get Laughing right before you learn Jumping Off Of Things."

~ Jack Handy

 

[shereads]

"The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face."

~ J. Handy

 

[Bridget69]

Okay, maybe I'm slow but what do all these quotes have to do with Celine Dion?

 

[shereads]

More Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html




"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and that's what annoys me."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."

~ Jack (Always) Handy


Bridget69 : If Celine Dion had read these words of wisdom during her formative years, perhaps she wouldn't now have such a long face.


Perhaps.

 

[shereads]

"If you ever drop your car keys in red-hot lava, just let them go. Because man, they're gone."

~ Celine Dion

"If you're ever in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade, throw something harmless, like a small pumpkin. That will make everyone start thinking about how absurd war is. While they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade."

~ Jack Handy

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
~ uknowho

It's the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.
~ Celine Dion




Edited to Add: I believe she said that in the same moment that she decided she couldn’t spend one more day in Los Vegas and also realize how much it would cost her to quit.

 

[shereads]

It's the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.
~ Celine Dion

But it's the moment you do that you realize you shouldn't have.

 

[carsonshepherd]

But it's the moment you do that you realize you shouldn't have.

Owwww! Stop!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Celine Dion: Why the long face?

i think shes a relative of shanglans, only a hunch

v~

Bite your tongue. Better still, let me nibble on it for you.

Shanglan