Celery

[Saint_Ann]

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[Dribble]

Celery is essential for mirepoix.

I dont have anything else to say. I'm really just here to hopefully get lodged beteen yossi's posterior and fata's mouth.

It isn't called the holy trinity for nothing...the key is balance.

 

[MonaLittle]

I love my celery in a Bloody Mary on weekend mornings.

 

[butters]

I don't like celery - virtually no calories and no taste.

Besides which, I was put off as a child. One of my mother's cousins used to have a small shed on wheels that was the outside toilet in her garden. It was sited above a trench and moved along as the trench filled up with bits of newspapers and soil from a bucket.

Next year, where the trench had been was used for growing celery!

no taste? what's up with your tastebuds? i think it's got quite a distinct flavour it's the necessary umami in soups and stews and southern 'dressing' (like our stuffing but not as good imo). you can always use celery salt, of course.

not sure i'd be too keen on human waste as a growing medium; one thing if you're the only person stranded on mars but otherwise not so much

 

[butters]

and i just remembered, raw celery sticks with ranch onion dip inside them, all thick and oniony and creamy. nice

 

[silver gurl]

I love my celery in a Bloody Mary on weekend mornings.

I first read that as, weekday mornings.

 

[nowisthetime]

I first read that as, weekday mornings.

Might as well!

 

[spacekowboy]

I can honestly say that I've never had a bloody mary in my entire life.

 

[thør]

I can honestly say that I've never had a bloody mary in my entire life.

They're a good way to start the day.

 

[thør]

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Or for lunch.

 

[spacekowboy]

That's some lunch!

 

[thør]

That's some lunch!

Ya might not need dinner.

At least a bit of celery keeps it all healthy.

 

[Gamine67]

I’m a hound dog for it when it’s in season either steamed or on the barbie.

The downside is I hate myself next trip to the ladies room.

 

[MonaLittle]

I can honestly say that I've never had a bloody mary in my entire life.

Really? I love them spicy! I think you’d like them. They’re a fun treat in the weekends.

 

[MonaLittle]

They're a good way to start the day.

I don’t like the Fancy ones like that. Just a celery stalk and a few olives please.

 

[spacekowboy]

Really? I love them spicy! I think you’d like them. They’re a fun treat in the weekends.

It's the tomato juice I cant get my brain around.

 

[DeluxAuto]

It's the tomato juice I cant get my brain around.

Clamato.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

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Or for lunch.

I love the second Bloody Mary.

 

[spacekowboy]

Clamato.

I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

 

[thør]

I love the second Bloody Mary.

When one glass is not enough!

 

[Not Normal]

My favorite way to have celery is next to a plate of Buffalo Wings.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Seriously, fuck celery.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

And bloody marys are gross. What heathen decided tomato juice was ok not only to drink but to ruin alcohol with? Some people are just not fit for society.

 

[stickygirl]

Celery is the clown of the kitchen: it looks like it ought to taste better than it does and then you get bits of string between your teeth. Which reminds me, I've got some fennel seeds somewhere that I ought to plant.

I'll eat celery with a Sauvignon: two glasses of that and you'll eat the tablecloth too

 

[seth6138]

Yeah I have some celery I refreshed in ice water. But I didn't cook it or dip it into ranch (blarg). I filled it.

Name your celery sin.

Pimento Cheese