Sparky Kronkite
Spam Eater Extraordinare'
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Ya know - it takes some kinda way huge ego - "to not take advantage of" - the unique, historic - and huge money making opportunities that "big name porn" could generate.
Let's kinda worst case this thing - let's not talk Britney or Christina - double-teaming Ricky Martin - who's having his ass licked by Tom Cruise. Let's not talk about how much money a half-hour of that on global pay-per-view would generate. Let's not waste time talking about how all of their careers are still in full swing and that they might not want to milk that anymore - and how they really might want to retire some of the richest folks on the planet - ever.
Let's talk about - worst case. Worst case celebrity porn. Let's talk about those celebrities, who are in the twilight of their careers. Those who don't have much left except the occasional, three scene - old-folk character role. Let's talk about those who jsut might want to finish out with a flourish - make a boat load of money and go down in history as - the first, hard corp Celebes to ever take advantage of this situation.
Who would it be? Name the orgy. Name what celebrities you'd pay $39.95 of yer hard earned cash - to fuck on your TV - via pay-per-view - for one hour's time.
I'd pick -
Ann Margaret
Uncle Milty
George Hamilton
Sophia Loren
Tom Jones
Mary Tired Old Whore (Mary Tyler More)
And I think - $39.95 is a bargain at that.
Man, I tell ya - break out the Mazzola and let's have a party.
Let's kinda worst case this thing - let's not talk Britney or Christina - double-teaming Ricky Martin - who's having his ass licked by Tom Cruise. Let's not talk about how much money a half-hour of that on global pay-per-view would generate. Let's not waste time talking about how all of their careers are still in full swing and that they might not want to milk that anymore - and how they really might want to retire some of the richest folks on the planet - ever.
Let's talk about - worst case. Worst case celebrity porn. Let's talk about those celebrities, who are in the twilight of their careers. Those who don't have much left except the occasional, three scene - old-folk character role. Let's talk about those who jsut might want to finish out with a flourish - make a boat load of money and go down in history as - the first, hard corp Celebes to ever take advantage of this situation.
Who would it be? Name the orgy. Name what celebrities you'd pay $39.95 of yer hard earned cash - to fuck on your TV - via pay-per-view - for one hour's time.
I'd pick -
Ann Margaret
Uncle Milty
George Hamilton
Sophia Loren
Tom Jones
Mary Tired Old Whore (Mary Tyler More)
And I think - $39.95 is a bargain at that.
Man, I tell ya - break out the Mazzola and let's have a party.
